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Posted by Helen Killer 34 comments

If you really loved the planet, you and your fellow artisans would stop crapping out unlicensed Twilight crafts for 5 minutes.

34 Comments
Oct 30, 2009
9:03 am
#1 blablover5 :
Twihards. Bela Lugosi did the creepy vampire eye stare way better.

Someone make a hat about that.

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Oct 30, 2009
9:04 am
Edward Cullen doesn’t care about the planet. If he did, he would stop eating all those innocent forest-dwelling pumas and bears and eat a person like a normal vampire.

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Oct 30, 2009
9:07 am
#3 MesserFan :

^ Exactly.

This makes my literary nerd inside want to gouge out my own eyes. Then make hats.

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Oct 30, 2009
9:07 am
#4 YankBoffin :

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Oct 30, 2009
9:08 am
#5 Tdogdd :

Who knew that the hat my granny made me is a Edward Cullen hat. Why not call it what it is A knit ski cap in ugly shades of tan,black, and white.

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Oct 30, 2009
9:15 am
#6 everydaymama :

Oh lord! Not more Twilight crap!!! This one is horrid!

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Oct 30, 2009
9:25 am
#7 sar-sar :

oh shoot me already… really a twilight character’s eyes inspired hat?
WTF?

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Oct 30, 2009
9:31 am
#8 Jea :

Well, its a hat inspired by colors…I don’t see the copyright infringementin the product itself. Just the use of the photo.
Meep!

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Oct 30, 2009
9:55 am
#9 vangoghbabe :

How did the artisan get Ed to pose for the ad???

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Oct 30, 2009
10:03 am
#10 vangoghbabe :
OOOOHHHH…never mind, that wasn’t really him.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:08 am
#11 TheAngstyOne :

There are over 16,000 things listed under the search of Twilight. I’m willing to bet at least 15,999 are actual Twilight (the movie) related…

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Oct 30, 2009
10:09 am
#12 TheAngstyOne :

There are, however, only 262 items under Sex and the City. What a bummer.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:09 am
#13 Holly Weird :

Yes, just what I ALWAYS wanted – a hat inspired by somebody’s eyeball.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:12 am
#14 vangoghbabe :
Better inspired by his eyeball than his anus.
Or another freakin’ vagina.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:14 am
#15 pauldodo :

Does Edward have a fufu? Sheesh, those cwazee vampires….

p
x

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Oct 30, 2009
10:50 am
#16 YippySkippy :

Whoa, this is one crazyass knitter! No sane person would EVER put a hat that’s so OBVIOUSLY inspired by Edward’s eyes on someone like Kid Rock. I rest my case.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:54 am
#17 Jea :

She should have put another thin line of black between the white and the gold.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:55 am
#18 vangoghbabe :

#17 YES!!! that would have sold me…….

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Oct 30, 2009
10:59 am
#19 yermama :

Well I am dazzled! But, then again, I ate ’shrooms for breakfast today :)

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Oct 30, 2009
11:02 am
#20 yermama :

Must say…the vampire bite necklace is bloody sublime.

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Oct 30, 2009
11:23 am
#21 YippySkippy :

aaaand, it sold . . . .

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Oct 30, 2009
11:59 am
#22 regretmenot :

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.78566257.jpg

I thought the cat was for sale…I was disappointed to find out it’s only the “kitted” pad for sale….bugger.

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Oct 30, 2009
12:25 pm
#23 crapgawker :

What a damn rip-off – it doesn’t even sparkle!

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Oct 30, 2009
12:39 pm
#24 turtlegirl76 :

Alas, it’s supposed to resemble the actual eyeball when viewed from the top. *shudder* They’ve got a “green eyed monster” hat too and explain it.

The things people make with those looms. Sheesh.

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Oct 30, 2009
2:32 pm
#25 NinjaGato :

In 1000 years when alien archaeologists are surveying the wasteland planet we’ve left behind they’re going to be finding a whole hell of a lot of crappy crafts based on the eyeballs of a sexy vampire, reusable pads with a sexy vampire printed on them, vagina jewelry, and Cher.
I wonder if they’ll think that the hankie code is some form of indecipherable language?

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Oct 30, 2009
3:08 pm
#26 Withnail :

Why is Kid Rock modeling this thing?

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Oct 30, 2009
3:55 pm
#27 missmarie :

omg shit like this makes me embarassed that I liked the books.

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Oct 30, 2009
4:35 pm
#28 sweetbirdofparadox :

I find it hard to believe that any self respecting male would pose modeling this hat. What deep dark secrets does the crafter have on that guy?!

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Oct 30, 2009
7:14 pm
#29 NinjaGato :

Some squeally Twi-hard bought this thing. I hope they wash it before they wear it to get that dude’s lice off.

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Oct 31, 2009
4:05 pm
#30 emily :

Someone bought it? Hmm, maybe I should get into the “selling crap and putting a twighlight related thing on it” market, seems pretty lucrative, tbh.

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Nov 2, 2009
10:52 am
#31 razberries :

LOLLL @ #29…..

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Nov 2, 2009
11:47 am
#32 Booksanddecaf :

Forget that this has anything to do with Edward Cullen.

The bigger question is: Why would anyone want their head to look like a huge eyeball?

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Nov 3, 2009
5:01 pm
#33 projectkennedy :

@ #32 to keep the birds from attacking you!!! they’re even more frightened of vampire eyeballs!

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Nov 7, 2009
7:47 am
#34 beqi :

What better hat to wear when you’re creepily stalking your girlfriend under the guise of romance?

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