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Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate

If you really loved the planet, you and your fellow artisans would stop crapping out unlicensed Twilight crafts for 5 minutes.

36 comments on Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate

  1. blablover5
    October 30, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Twihards. Bela Lugosi did the creepy vampire eye stare way better.

    Someone make a hat about that.

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  2. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 30, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Edward Cullen doesn’t care about the planet. If he did, he would stop eating all those innocent forest-dwelling pumas and bears and eat a person like a normal vampire.

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  3. MesserFan
    October 30, 2009 at 9:07 am

    ^ Exactly.

    This makes my literary nerd inside want to gouge out my own eyes. Then make hats.

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  4. YankBoffin
    October 30, 2009 at 9:07 am

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  5. Tdogdd
    October 30, 2009 at 9:08 am

    Who knew that the hat my granny made me is a Edward Cullen hat. Why not call it what it is A knit ski cap in ugly shades of tan,black, and white.

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  6. everydaymama
    October 30, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Oh lord! Not more Twilight crap!!! This one is horrid!

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  7. sar-sar
    October 30, 2009 at 9:25 am

    oh shoot me already… really a twilight character’s eyes inspired hat?
    WTF?

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  8. Jea
    October 30, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Well, its a hat inspired by colors…I don’t see the copyright infringementin the product itself. Just the use of the photo.
    Meep!

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  9. vangoghbabe
    October 30, 2009 at 9:55 am

    How did the artisan get Ed to pose for the ad???

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  10. vangoghbabe
    October 30, 2009 at 10:03 am

    OOOOHHHH…never mind, that wasn’t really him.

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  11. TheAngstyOne
    October 30, 2009 at 10:08 am

    There are over 16,000 things listed under the search of Twilight. I’m willing to bet at least 15,999 are actual Twilight (the movie) related…

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  12. TheAngstyOne
    October 30, 2009 at 10:09 am

    There are, however, only 262 items under Sex and the City. What a bummer.

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  13. Holly Weird
    October 30, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Yes, just what I ALWAYS wanted – a hat inspired by somebody’s eyeball.

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  14. vangoghbabe
    October 30, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Better inspired by his eyeball than his anus.
    Or another freakin’ vagina.

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  15. pauldodo
    October 30, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Does Edward have a fufu? Sheesh, those cwazee vampires….

    p
    x

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  16. YippySkippy
    October 30, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Whoa, this is one crazyass knitter! No sane person would EVER put a hat that’s so OBVIOUSLY inspired by Edward’s eyes on someone like Kid Rock. I rest my case.

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  17. Jea
    October 30, 2009 at 10:54 am

    She should have put another thin line of black between the white and the gold.

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  18. vangoghbabe
    October 30, 2009 at 10:55 am

    #17 YES!!! that would have sold me…….

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  19. yermama
    October 30, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Well I am dazzled! But, then again, I ate ‘shrooms for breakfast today :)

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  20. yermama
    October 30, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Must say…the vampire bite necklace is bloody sublime.

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  21. YippySkippy
    October 30, 2009 at 11:23 am

    aaaand, it sold . . . .

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  22. regretmenot
    October 30, 2009 at 11:59 am

    http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.78566257.jpg

    I thought the cat was for sale…I was disappointed to find out it’s only the “kitted” pad for sale….bugger.

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  23. crapgawker
    October 30, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    What a damn rip-off – it doesn’t even sparkle!

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  24. turtlegirl76
    October 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Alas, it’s supposed to resemble the actual eyeball when viewed from the top. *shudder* They’ve got a “green eyed monster” hat too and explain it.

    The things people make with those looms. Sheesh.

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  25. NinjaGato
    October 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    In 1000 years when alien archaeologists are surveying the wasteland planet we’ve left behind they’re going to be finding a whole hell of a lot of crappy crafts based on the eyeballs of a sexy vampire, reusable pads with a sexy vampire printed on them, vagina jewelry, and Cher.
    I wonder if they’ll think that the hankie code is some form of indecipherable language?

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  26. Withnail
    October 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Why is Kid Rock modeling this thing?

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  27. missmarie
    October 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    omg shit like this makes me embarassed that I liked the books.

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  28. sweetbirdofparadox
    October 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    I find it hard to believe that any self respecting male would pose modeling this hat. What deep dark secrets does the crafter have on that guy?!

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  29. NinjaGato
    October 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Some squeally Twi-hard bought this thing. I hope they wash it before they wear it to get that dude’s lice off.

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  30. emily
    October 31, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Someone bought it? Hmm, maybe I should get into the “selling crap and putting a twighlight related thing on it” market, seems pretty lucrative, tbh.

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  31. razberries
    November 2, 2009 at 10:52 am

    LOLLL @ #29…..

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  32. Booksanddecaf
    November 2, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Forget that this has anything to do with Edward Cullen.

    The bigger question is: Why would anyone want their head to look like a huge eyeball?

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  33. projectkennedy
    November 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    @ #32 to keep the birds from attacking you!!! they’re even more frightened of vampire eyeballs!

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  34. beqi
    November 7, 2009 at 7:47 am

    What better hat to wear when you’re creepily stalking your girlfriend under the guise of romance?

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  35. angel drawers
    October 5, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Oh my god. It perfectly matches the vintage “pretend” sweater.

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  36. Callie
    July 22, 2011 at 11:01 am

    I think it looks just as much like cat eyes as vegetarian vampire pupils. Ummm, I think that i would rather have Jacob’s eyeball warming my skull any day. Gotta love the creativity I must admit

    cat

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