If you really loved the planet, you and your fellow artisans would stop crapping out unlicensed Twilight crafts for 5 minutes.
Twihards. Bela Lugosi did the creepy vampire eye stare way better.
Someone make a hat about that.
Edward Cullen doesn’t care about the planet. If he did, he would stop eating all those innocent forest-dwelling pumas and bears and eat a person like a normal vampire.
This makes my literary nerd inside want to gouge out my own eyes. Then make hats.
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Is Etsy really infested with Twilight crap or is Helen just particularly hate-drawn to it?
Who knew that the hat my granny made me is a Edward Cullen hat. Why not call it what it is A knit ski cap in ugly shades of tan,black, and white.
Oh lord! Not more Twilight crap!!! This one is horrid!
oh shoot me already… really a twilight character’s eyes inspired hat?
Well, its a hat inspired by colors…I don’t see the copyright infringementin the product itself. Just the use of the photo.
How did the artisan get Ed to pose for the ad???
OOOOHHHH…never mind, that wasn’t really him.
There are over 16,000 things listed under the search of Twilight. I’m willing to bet at least 15,999 are actual Twilight (the movie) related…
There are, however, only 262 items under Sex and the City. What a bummer.
Yes, just what I ALWAYS wanted – a hat inspired by somebody’s eyeball.
Better inspired by his eyeball than his anus.
Or another freakin’ vagina.
Does Edward have a fufu? Sheesh, those cwazee vampires….
Whoa, this is one crazyass knitter! No sane person would EVER put a hat that’s so OBVIOUSLY inspired by Edward’s eyes on someone like Kid Rock. I rest my case.
She should have put another thin line of black between the white and the gold.
#17 YES!!! that would have sold me…….
Well I am dazzled! But, then again, I ate ‘shrooms for breakfast today
Must say…the vampire bite necklace is bloody sublime.
aaaand, it sold . . . .
I thought the cat was for sale…I was disappointed to find out it’s only the “kitted” pad for sale….bugger.
What a damn rip-off – it doesn’t even sparkle!
Alas, it’s supposed to resemble the actual eyeball when viewed from the top. *shudder* They’ve got a “green eyed monster” hat too and explain it.
The things people make with those looms. Sheesh.
In 1000 years when alien archaeologists are surveying the wasteland planet we’ve left behind they’re going to be finding a whole hell of a lot of crappy crafts based on the eyeballs of a sexy vampire, reusable pads with a sexy vampire printed on them, vagina jewelry, and Cher.
I wonder if they’ll think that the hankie code is some form of indecipherable language?
Why is Kid Rock modeling this thing?
omg shit like this makes me embarassed that I liked the books.
I find it hard to believe that any self respecting male would pose modeling this hat. What deep dark secrets does the crafter have on that guy?!
Some squeally Twi-hard bought this thing. I hope they wash it before they wear it to get that dude’s lice off.
Someone bought it? Hmm, maybe I should get into the “selling crap and putting a twighlight related thing on it” market, seems pretty lucrative, tbh.
LOLLL @ #29…..
Forget that this has anything to do with Edward Cullen.
The bigger question is: Why would anyone want their head to look like a huge eyeball?
@ #32 to keep the birds from attacking you!!! they’re even more frightened of vampire eyeballs!
What better hat to wear when you’re creepily stalking your girlfriend under the guise of romance?
Oh my god. It perfectly matches the vintage “pretend” sweater.
I think it looks just as much like cat eyes as vegetarian vampire pupils. Ummm, I think that i would rather have Jacob’s eyeball warming my skull any day. Gotta love the creativity I must admit
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