Edward Cullen doesn’t care about the planet. If he did, he would stop eating all those innocent forest-dwelling pumas and bears and eat a person like a normal vampire.
Whoa, this is one crazyass knitter! No sane person would EVER put a hat that’s so OBVIOUSLY inspired by Edward’s eyes on someone like Kid Rock. I rest my case.
In 1000 years when alien archaeologists are surveying the wasteland planet we’ve left behind they’re going to be finding a whole hell of a lot of crappy crafts based on the eyeballs of a sexy vampire, reusable pads with a sexy vampire printed on them, vagina jewelry, and Cher.
I wonder if they’ll think that the hankie code is some form of indecipherable language?
I think it looks just as much like cat eyes as vegetarian vampire pupils. Ummm, I think that i would rather have Jacob’s eyeball warming my skull any day. Gotta love the creativity I must admit
October 30, 2009 at 9:03 am
Twihards. Bela Lugosi did the creepy vampire eye stare way better.
Someone make a hat about that.
October 30, 2009 at 9:04 am
Edward Cullen doesn’t care about the planet. If he did, he would stop eating all those innocent forest-dwelling pumas and bears and eat a person like a normal vampire.
October 30, 2009 at 9:07 am
^ Exactly.
This makes my literary nerd inside want to gouge out my own eyes. Then make hats.
October 30, 2009 at 9:07 am
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October 30, 2009 at 9:08 am
Who knew that the hat my granny made me is a Edward Cullen hat. Why not call it what it is A knit ski cap in ugly shades of tan,black, and white.
October 30, 2009 at 9:15 am
Oh lord! Not more Twilight crap!!! This one is horrid!
October 30, 2009 at 9:25 am
oh shoot me already… really a twilight character’s eyes inspired hat?
WTF?
October 30, 2009 at 9:31 am
Well, its a hat inspired by colors…I don’t see the copyright infringementin the product itself. Just the use of the photo.
Meep!
October 30, 2009 at 9:55 am
How did the artisan get Ed to pose for the ad???
October 30, 2009 at 10:03 am
OOOOHHHH…never mind, that wasn’t really him.
October 30, 2009 at 10:08 am
There are over 16,000 things listed under the search of Twilight. I’m willing to bet at least 15,999 are actual Twilight (the movie) related…
October 30, 2009 at 10:09 am
There are, however, only 262 items under Sex and the City. What a bummer.
October 30, 2009 at 10:09 am
Yes, just what I ALWAYS wanted – a hat inspired by somebody’s eyeball.
October 30, 2009 at 10:12 am
Better inspired by his eyeball than his anus.
Or another freakin’ vagina.
October 30, 2009 at 10:14 am
Does Edward have a fufu? Sheesh, those cwazee vampires….
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October 30, 2009 at 10:50 am
Whoa, this is one crazyass knitter! No sane person would EVER put a hat that’s so OBVIOUSLY inspired by Edward’s eyes on someone like Kid Rock. I rest my case.
October 30, 2009 at 10:54 am
She should have put another thin line of black between the white and the gold.
October 30, 2009 at 10:55 am
#17 YES!!! that would have sold me…….
October 30, 2009 at 10:59 am
Well I am dazzled! But, then again, I ate ‘shrooms for breakfast today
October 30, 2009 at 11:02 am
Must say…the vampire bite necklace is bloody sublime.
October 30, 2009 at 11:23 am
aaaand, it sold . . . .
October 30, 2009 at 11:59 am
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I thought the cat was for sale…I was disappointed to find out it’s only the “kitted” pad for sale….bugger.
October 30, 2009 at 12:25 pm
What a damn rip-off – it doesn’t even sparkle!
October 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Alas, it’s supposed to resemble the actual eyeball when viewed from the top. *shudder* They’ve got a “green eyed monster” hat too and explain it.
The things people make with those looms. Sheesh.
October 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm
In 1000 years when alien archaeologists are surveying the wasteland planet we’ve left behind they’re going to be finding a whole hell of a lot of crappy crafts based on the eyeballs of a sexy vampire, reusable pads with a sexy vampire printed on them, vagina jewelry, and Cher.
I wonder if they’ll think that the hankie code is some form of indecipherable language?
October 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Why is Kid Rock modeling this thing?
October 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm
omg shit like this makes me embarassed that I liked the books.
October 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I find it hard to believe that any self respecting male would pose modeling this hat. What deep dark secrets does the crafter have on that guy?!
October 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Some squeally Twi-hard bought this thing. I hope they wash it before they wear it to get that dude’s lice off.
October 31, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Someone bought it? Hmm, maybe I should get into the “selling crap and putting a twighlight related thing on it” market, seems pretty lucrative, tbh.
November 2, 2009 at 10:52 am
LOLLL @ #29…..
November 2, 2009 at 11:47 am
Forget that this has anything to do with Edward Cullen.
The bigger question is: Why would anyone want their head to look like a huge eyeball?
November 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm
@ #32 to keep the birds from attacking you!!! they’re even more frightened of vampire eyeballs!
November 7, 2009 at 7:47 am
What better hat to wear when you’re creepily stalking your girlfriend under the guise of romance?
October 5, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Oh my god. It perfectly matches the vintage “pretend” sweater.
July 22, 2011 at 11:01 am
I think it looks just as much like cat eyes as vegetarian vampire pupils. Ummm, I think that i would rather have Jacob’s eyeball warming my skull any day. Gotta love the creativity I must admit
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