Fraggle Frock

Posted by Helen Killer 52 comments

This might be the best “Girl trying to look sexy in a stupid $335 dress” costume I’ve seen this year.

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Oct 30, 2009
3:07 pm
#1 Fae :

I just wonder why its tagged “Katy Perry”.

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Oct 30, 2009
3:07 pm
#2 TheAngstyOne :

That description is full of fail. These are CLEARLY not googly eyes… Googly eyes MOVE, not look like Paris Hilton Wonk Eye Impersonators..

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Oct 30, 2009
3:08 pm
#3 TheAngstyOne :

Example of what I’m talking about – http://blogs.hoycinema.com/myfiles/paris-mon-amour/paris-hilton-south-park-704946.jpg

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Oct 30, 2009
3:08 pm
#4 AnonymousBastard :

She could at least try to smile. That dress does not say “fun” at all.

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Oct 30, 2009
3:30 pm
#5 regretmenot :

And this model is as white as this dress…a real vampire?

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.79619958.jpg

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Oct 30, 2009
3:38 pm
#6 Dear Tuffy :
At least it doesn’t feature a vagina

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Oct 30, 2009
3:39 pm
#7 jenny :

Unicorn Chaser:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32076157

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Oct 30, 2009
3:56 pm
#8 TheAngstyOne :

That isn’t a unicorn.. it’s a My Pretty Pony with a dunce cap ;)

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Oct 30, 2009
4:22 pm
#9 worldfamousfudgy :

There is someone out there who could pull this look off… I am not that person. This seller sure does sell quite a few pieces, so more power to her! I actually really LIKE the Tiger Lily Dress. Not sure where the heck I would go while wearing it….

http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=20363358

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Oct 30, 2009
4:25 pm
#10 YippySkippy :

The model’s extreme fierceness saves this garment from looking like just another bloody mop. Way to work it, girl!

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Oct 30, 2009
4:37 pm
#11 sweetbirdofparadox :

I hate myself for knowing this, but Katy Perry actually wore a dress that is vaguely like this one: http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/katy-perry-eyes-boobs-1.jpg

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Oct 30, 2009
5:14 pm
#12 everydaymama :

Tyra Banks would cringe at this photo! Top model, NOT! LOL!! She needs to “Smize” more!

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Oct 30, 2009
5:27 pm
#13 hello_robin :

Maybe Etsy is corrupting me but if I had an extra $335 bucks to spend I would buy this up. I know I should be ashamed to admit that but I’m not.

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Oct 30, 2009
6:31 pm
#14 vangoghbabe :

~~~~ I’m so pretty…,,,…Oh so pretty~~~~~

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Oct 30, 2009
6:32 pm
#15 sar-sar :

Ha! wow, she is not having any fun in that party dress… I’m not sure I want to be at that party…

Oh, and double ha! Because the unicorn dress was actually one of the items I have flagged on my submissions list!

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Oct 30, 2009
6:34 pm
#16 AlmostAD :
The description states “The bodice is boned.” I’m a guy. Does that mean anything good?

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Oct 30, 2009
6:35 pm
#17 sistermarysunshine :
If I could re-do my wedding, I think this would have to be what the bridesmaids wear.

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Oct 30, 2009
6:55 pm
#18 whyohwhy :

#1 – I think Katy Perry owns/wore this dress.

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Oct 30, 2009
7:05 pm
#19 infectionloaf :

might be a lady gaga rip off. http://instyleclothes.com/2009/07/14/lady-gaga-muppet-bottom/

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Oct 30, 2009
7:10 pm
#20 NinjaGato :

#16 Yes that’s a good thing, however there’s no amount of bodice boning that could save this thing…and no it’s not sexual, sorry.

This shop is actually pretty hit and miss for me.
I think the unicorn tops are actually pretty creative, and not in a bad way.
Though this is my favorite
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28084220
If I had someplace cool to wear this too (and an extra $300 laying around I’d wear it.

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Oct 30, 2009
7:53 pm
#21 lucyv :

Okay, I kind of love this actually. For a Halloween costume at least.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:25 pm
#22 Stiflers Mom :

I’m a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is my spout.

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Oct 30, 2009
11:02 pm
#23 The Blue Kraken :

hm well i give kudos to the girl for trying to make a bad dress look a little better but i have a feeling she was coned into it. maybe that’s what the look on her face is for?

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Oct 31, 2009
9:07 am
#24 charmerci :

Fraggle Frock! LOL

I think this dress of hers is pretty horrendous.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=33202550

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Oct 31, 2009
10:40 am
#25 Holly Weird :

Would it be possible for the model to look any less pleased about having to wear this? Wow.

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Oct 31, 2009
1:19 pm
#26 Monstrosa :

#16 AlmostAD :
“boned” means “uncomfortable.” I don’t know about you, but when I pay $335 to look like half a muppet, I want to feel like I’m tightly wrapped in wire.

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Oct 31, 2009
3:13 pm
#27 crapgawker :

God help the dust bunnies under my bed if I ever get hold of this dress! What a pretty mop it would make.

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Oct 31, 2009
4:01 pm
#28 emily :

@#21 lucyv- Yeah it would make an ok halloween costume, but £335 is a bit steep!

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Oct 31, 2009
4:02 pm
#29 emily :

Damnit, I mean $.. stupid English brain.

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Oct 31, 2009
5:05 pm
#30 itsnotschultz :

I’d tap that.

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Oct 31, 2009
5:10 pm
#31 Helen Killer :
You’ll have to find it first.

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Oct 31, 2009
10:56 pm
#32 sweetbirdofparadox :

I totally saw someone wearing this tonight!! Yes, it is Halloween, but still, it did look pretty silly.

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Nov 1, 2009
5:26 am
#33 StinkBait :

You know, the one thing that bothers me the most is that the person taking the shot didn’t iron the bedsheet first.

Cheap back drops are ok, but jeebus steam the damn thing!!!

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Nov 1, 2009
10:14 am
#34 priceless :

Not so much “trying to look sexy” as bored and off-balance. Totally goes with the goofy/whimsical theme of the dress.

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Nov 1, 2009
10:38 am
#35 priceless :

Also if I wanted to wear a dress so short it was level with my underpants I’d save myself the 300 bucks and just wear a shirt out with no pants on. (Most of her dresses are this length on her site)

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Nov 2, 2009
4:33 am
#36 miss marni :

this dress is a knock off from an amazing label called romance was born. but they did it 2 years ago and made it look hot!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fsXKaoHw0yU/STaTC6n9JOI/AAAAAAAAAXo/GluCpArztGI/s1600-h/Picture+3.png

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Nov 2, 2009
8:37 am
#37 Helen Killer :

And that was a knock off of this, which was a knock off of this.

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Nov 2, 2009
10:30 am
#38 portable wig :

Helen, that was fricken brilliant! The second knock off killed me!

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Nov 2, 2009
12:09 pm
#39 AnaDroid :

Tagged “Katy Perry” because:

http://backseatcuddler.com/2008/11/06/katy-perrys-dress-is-eye-catching/

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Nov 2, 2009
2:48 pm
#40 Clodia :

It looks like she’s wearing the pelt of a Fry Guy.

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Nov 2, 2009
3:38 pm
#41 razberries :

#40 damn you, you beat me to my punchline!
LOLL great minds think alike, eh???

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0909/20.jpg

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Nov 3, 2009
12:43 am
#42 priceless :

Looks to me like that duck is missing out on some serious royalties… Get the quacker, justice HK, justice for all foul!

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Nov 3, 2009
12:43 am
#43 priceless :

Sigh… fowl.

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Nov 3, 2009
11:52 am
#44 silky_byron :

If God had meant us to know what Muppet pubic hair looks like, Sesame Street would not have taken such care to obscure them from the waist down. Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children??

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Nov 3, 2009
1:26 pm
#45 plumsucker2000 :

From her vacant facial expression, I would guess that someone made her smoke a shitload of crack, wear the dress and then make her perform the clockwork doll dance from Chitty Chitty bang bang!

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Nov 3, 2009
4:54 pm
#46 silky_byron :

Yes. Although even the clockwork dolls from freaking Barbarella were more attractive.

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Nov 5, 2009
5:34 pm
#47 jamie :

this dress is kind of awesome, but what makes this whole post regretsy is the pose and look on the model… does she know what she’s wearing?
is this one of those girls that goes to hollywood and trusts the man who guarantees you’ll be a moviestar after doing his porno?

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Nov 11, 2009
10:22 pm
#48 greenfuzz :

This sold? I’m horrified.

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Nov 19, 2009
1:25 am
#49 Giles B. Guiling :

Holy shit, I had no idea the Fry Guys from McDonald’s were for sale! I wonder if the seller would make another one like it; Christmas is coming…

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Dec 1, 2009
8:26 pm
#50 historicallyinspired :

And now another dress from this seller (which upon first seeing, I thought “I must send this to Regretsy”) is on the front page (11:25pm EST). ETSY really has become a parody of itself, has it not?

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Dec 2, 2009
9:09 am
#51 whimsicalfuckerylover :

So, just curious why no one has commented on this beautiful creation…

http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=20862757

I would so buy it if they had just one picture of the model with a camel toe & moved Ernie’s hands down so he’s getting big handfuls of my tits.

It would be my new “casual Friday” outfit.

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Dec 4, 2009
10:31 pm
#52 spiderbaby :

I have to say, I like this. I like weird, border-line ugly shit though. I wouldn’t pay 335.00 dollars for it though. Maybe 35.00. Maybe.

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