All I can imagine is someone showing up at a topless bar with an easel and saying, “I’ll just set it up in the back I’m not here for entertainment, I’m here for art.”
Not just a looker but a real trooper too. Gets her foot stuck in a bowling ball but the show must go on.
When Lucille Ball got her foot stuck in a bucket of cement, all she did was whine and cry.
Stupid cow.
This isn’t some sort of creepy disturbing mentalpatient art. There are boobies, table dancing, stripping, wild crazy times being had
..yet, this is still the most un-provocative painting ever. It’s so completely devoid of any sort of sex appeal.
It almost of reminds me of bad sports art. Paint the table green, give her a beanie and some puffypants and change the title to ‘SHE WORKS FOR THE PGA TOUR’ and I’d be way way more convinced.
#15! You are SO right! Back in the day McDonald’s and other such places used to have that bad 70′s sports art. It was also seen on the free playing cards Delta Airlines used to hand out!
I also felt the View in a Room was especially appropriate to illustrate the progress of how far women have come in our society – a hard workin’ gal on her way up the corporate pole! Way to break through that glass ceiling sweetheart!
Hmm…Way to wear a bra to the tanning salon.
I like the awkward smile and blushed out cheeks on the masked viewer. I wonder where he bought his unusual tie.
Also, this disturbed me much more than the stripper:
Lol, she must have seen this posting because she changed the title. She took the ” SHE WORKS FOR HER MONEY” part out.
Or maybe she realized that the rest of us who have jobs that do not involve rubbing our naughty bits all over a communal metal pole work for our money as well.
I think this painting takes place in Provincetown, MA (http://www.ptown.org/Home.asp)
because that stripper is OBVIOUSLY a transsexual. I just wish I could figure out how that man ISN’T staring at the stripper….
Artist/psychic…I see{{{{{ wait..I see{{{{
you’re in a strip club….wait{{{{{ yes, your’e in a strip club and there’s a man gazing at you from across the stage….wait….{{{{[[ the man is…he is…
What??? DAMN! I’m out of the color “vary”.
It’s a shame that her thigh’s been impaled with the stripper pole. She smiles bravely through the pain though….strippers are always so giving of themselves.
“Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there’s no reason to kill them, ’cause most of them are already dead inside.”
if ever i’m having a bad day i just come and look at this painting and all the comments!!the painting is awesome, i can’t stop looking at the guy with the mind control eyes!
You would think considering this is incredible artiste is a woman, that she could just look down her own top to see what boobies really look like. And same for her lady-bits, but I guess not: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32302263
October 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Is it just me or does “she” have a very masculine face?
October 29, 2009 at 3:18 pm
oh, the artistry…… the painting’s not very good, tho.
p
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October 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm
All I can imagine is someone showing up at a topless bar with an easel and saying, “I’ll just set it up in the back I’m not here for entertainment, I’m here for art.”
October 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Is it just me, or is that exotic dancer a might masculine? I swear it looks like my ex-boyfriend with implants!
October 29, 2009 at 3:33 pm
“SHE WORKS FOR HER MONEY” as opposed to the rest of us who get paid for laying around on our ass fully clothed. God bless the strippers!
I couldn’t help but notice that the man in the blue shirt was so shocked by the sight of her grey silicone boobs that his eyes melted.
October 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm
COLOE MAY VARY. Don’t forget.
October 29, 2009 at 3:39 pm
OK. So the nekkid lady painting is not the bomb… but THIS is a damn fine wiener dog painting if I do say so myself!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33152838
October 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I have never seen a stripper smile so big
October 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm
she looks far too happy for a stripper
October 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm
LOL yippy skippy
October 29, 2009 at 4:07 pm
She has the face of Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie.
October 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
“View in a room” made me snort milk out of my nose.
October 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Not just a looker but a real trooper too. Gets her foot stuck in a bowling ball but the show must go on.
When Lucille Ball got her foot stuck in a bucket of cement, all she did was whine and cry.
Stupid cow.
October 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Ooooooooooh. The humanity.
October 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
This isn’t some sort of creepy disturbing mentalpatient art. There are boobies, table dancing, stripping, wild crazy times being had
..yet, this is still the most un-provocative painting ever. It’s so completely devoid of any sort of sex appeal.
It almost of reminds me of bad sports art. Paint the table green, give her a beanie and some puffypants and change the title to ‘SHE WORKS FOR THE PGA TOUR’ and I’d be way way more convinced.
October 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
#15! You are SO right! Back in the day McDonald’s and other such places used to have that bad 70′s sports art. It was also seen on the free playing cards Delta Airlines used to hand out!
October 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm
The hair is very realistic. Even though coloe may vary.
October 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Haha #11! She does have Tootsie’s face!
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/05/TOOTSIE%20HOFFMAN.jpg
October 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
#16, I think we’re on to something
If I had an extra $100 laying around, I so totally would buy this and paint Bear Bryant into the background, just out of principle.
October 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I also felt the View in a Room was especially appropriate to illustrate the progress of how far women have come in our society – a hard workin’ gal on her way up the corporate pole! Way to break through that glass ceiling sweetheart!
October 29, 2009 at 5:21 pm
“Flesh tone”
October 29, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Hmm…Way to wear a bra to the tanning salon.
I like the awkward smile and blushed out cheeks on the masked viewer. I wonder where he bought his unusual tie.
Also, this disturbed me much more than the stripper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31889537
October 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
She works for her money. Unfortunately she quit her night job and started painting instead.
October 29, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Why is the guy facing out of the picture using his mind control eyes to hit on the guy across from him?
October 29, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Why, god, why?
Holy shit this is bad.
October 29, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Sure, the fact that it managed to be completely non-erotic is creepy, but most disturbing is that the guy watching her is from “Scanners”…
October 29, 2009 at 6:48 pm
MOM??!!???
October 29, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Okay, the artist claims she can do animal psychic readings while she paints.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=33153125
October 29, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Do you know how difficult it is to watercolor??
It is a step by step process…..
October 29, 2009 at 7:03 pm
at first i thought she had a 3ed boob that was longer than the first two
this is the least sexy striper ever.
October 29, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Do you think this was an erotic paint by numbers?
October 29, 2009 at 7:16 pm
This is also the most boring pole dance I have ever seen
October 29, 2009 at 7:27 pm
ROFL @ title.
Dworkin would just love it, wouldn’t she?
October 29, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Leaving aside the subject matter, this is such an amateurish painting. A 5 year old in kindergarten could paint something better.
October 29, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Why is the man sitting alone trying to hypnotize the the man in red with his eyes?
October 29, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Have you seen some of the other paintings in the shop? Some are quite good, how did the same person paint this piece of junk?
October 29, 2009 at 9:16 pm
the pole isnt even straight. and i doubt any guy looking at this painting’s is either.
October 29, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Lol, she must have seen this posting because she changed the title. She took the ” SHE WORKS FOR HER MONEY” part out.
Or maybe she realized that the rest of us who have jobs that do not involve rubbing our naughty bits all over a communal metal pole work for our money as well.
October 29, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Musta been chilly in that club . . .
October 30, 2009 at 1:16 am
Finding it hard to wrap my brain around the idea that the person who painted this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31892993
and the person who painted this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33153125
…..could possibly be the same person. The animal psychic connection obviously helped A LOT in the second case. Or someone else painted it.
October 30, 2009 at 2:42 am
why does the dude looking on have blue laser beams for eyes? Is he a robot?
October 30, 2009 at 5:50 am
Personally, I’m more terrified of the lack of genitalia in this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32302263
It’s Barbie, naked.
October 30, 2009 at 5:57 am
I was just wondering if this were a strip club for superheroes, or if this guy just wanted some anonymity.
October 30, 2009 at 6:02 am
This picture is so bad in too many ways!
October 30, 2009 at 6:27 am
The painter did capture her “boob job” really well……they don’t look like they’d move at all!
October 30, 2009 at 8:31 am
#41, my guess he’s Valevortex, getting some sweet inspiration for his follow up to “Involuntary emesis”.
October 30, 2009 at 8:40 am
I think this painting takes place in Provincetown, MA (http://www.ptown.org/Home.asp)
because that stripper is OBVIOUSLY a transsexual. I just wish I could figure out how that man ISN’T staring at the stripper….
October 30, 2009 at 8:42 am
crap, it also looks like the stripper has a five ‘o’clock shadow….or it just could be that ‘the colors may vary’
October 30, 2009 at 9:55 am
@#1,4,45, 46: yes, looks tranny to me.
Pity that the guy in the blue shirt and tie just went to the optometrist.
October 30, 2009 at 10:20 am
Artist/psychic…I see{{{{{ wait..I see{{{{
you’re in a strip club….wait{{{{{ yes, your’e in a strip club and there’s a man gazing at you from across the stage….wait….{{{{[[ the man is…he is…
What??? DAMN! I’m out of the color “vary”.
October 30, 2009 at 10:21 am
#44 I never really understood the meaning of “laugh ’til it hurts” until that comment!
October 30, 2009 at 10:56 am
#40: What boggles my mind even more is that this person also painted this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29655423
It makes for a very tough purchase decision: Do I go with “The Gingers” or the stripper?
October 30, 2009 at 1:52 pm
It’s a shame that her thigh’s been impaled with the stripper pole. She smiles bravely through the pain though….strippers are always so giving of themselves.
October 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I kinda want those shoes
October 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Hypno guy is the back really creeps me out, but who is he staring at?
October 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Perhaps most frightening (from the seller’s profile):
“When creating females i use myself as the model, for males it is my spouse.”
October 31, 2009 at 12:07 am
I think this painting will look great in my den–right next to the bear and naked woman masturbating with a mitten painting.
October 31, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Whoever said Tootsie impersonator NAILED it.
But really, her pet portraits are wonderful…why would she ruin her shop with these…weird, terrible very unerotic nudes?
November 1, 2009 at 5:32 am
“Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there’s no reason to kill them, ’cause most of them are already dead inside.”
Peter Griffin
Family Guy
November 2, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I love the image in a room… women’s history! LMAO!
November 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
“Turn around, bright eyes”…
Now THIS is art…
http://www.printfection.com/dasjr/Mullet-with-Headlights-Large-Coffee-Mug-15oz/_p_4450229
November 3, 2009 at 12:21 pm
if ever i’m having a bad day i just come and look at this painting and all the comments!!the painting is awesome, i can’t stop looking at the guy with the mind control eyes!
November 3, 2009 at 5:06 pm
those tits are eyeing the pole like a fat kid eyes cake…
November 7, 2009 at 7:48 am
Those nipples are scary tiny.
November 19, 2009 at 1:32 am
You would think considering this is incredible artiste is a woman, that she could just look down her own top to see what boobies really look like. And same for her lady-bits, but I guess not: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32302263
Top notch Barbie crotch!
April 23, 2011 at 12:27 am
..Does she also give refunds?
May 14, 2011 at 3:49 am
he should call it “I support single Moms”..
(actually an OLD single Moms..) This stripper looks like a Teacher trying to make some money in the evenings..