There sure are a lot of “magic” stores on Etsy! This particular store does have its charm– the painted dinos are cute and it’s hard to make a gator I don’t like… but once again we have a store with PRICES that are reflective of mental derangement. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26127091
Gluing fake “diamonds” to and painting on old plastic figures does not warrant $20.00. At least not in MY (non-magical) universe.
Somewhere in here there is a joke about “Who wore the sword necklace to the taco party?” or something like that, but it’s just not gelling for me yet. Aaaaaah!
they are cocktail picks. don’t worry. it’s not like i would have known them, if i wouldn’t have seen these exact picks before. unbelievable they can be bought in sweden too. who would have thought those ugly picks are distributed everywhere.
I need to start thinking more “creatively”. I can’t believe I didn’t think to put a bunch of cocktail sword picks on a chain and sell them for $12+shipping.
I guess I’m just not as creative as I thought I was when I graduated from art school.
maybe he ate a lot of club sandwiches instead of drinking booze…those toothpicks also hold sandwiches together…hahaha
next time maybe he’ll make a necklace out of those plastic monkeys that hang off the side of the glass???
October 28, 2009 at 9:05 am
Perfect for the Cocktail weenies in your life.
October 28, 2009 at 9:07 am
This is a bizarre ER visit just waiting to happen.
October 28, 2009 at 9:19 am
Inexplicable.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23669546
October 28, 2009 at 9:47 am
Interesting, this has been removed from the store.
October 28, 2009 at 9:48 am
More crap to hang around your neck! If you wear this be prepared to run away from people attempting to put you in a straight-jacket!
October 28, 2009 at 9:50 am
I need this one to wear out on my next date. Good thing I’m already in a relationship, so he already knows I’m bat shit crazy. Yeah…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23675426
October 28, 2009 at 9:57 am
I don’t want to make an international diplomatic faux pas, but seriously. Is this what they’re doing in the Swedish asylums these days?
October 28, 2009 at 10:00 am
OMG! You mean I can make MONEY off the random crap in my kitchen drawers?!? I’m gonna be a millionaire…
October 28, 2009 at 10:14 am
I wonder how many people are going to give this fug a pass because “Sweden has a different culture…blah blah”
October 28, 2009 at 10:14 am
Wow… just wow… somewhere, Pretty Princess Pug has just thrown a glass filled with paperclips at the wall…
Now, how did a cocktail sword necklace top this gem of fashion accessories?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23681557
Holy shit.
October 28, 2009 at 10:53 am
These things look like bird toys. >.>
October 28, 2009 at 11:20 am
There sure are a lot of “magic” stores on Etsy! This particular store does have its charm– the painted dinos are cute and it’s hard to make a gator I don’t like… but once again we have a store with PRICES that are reflective of mental derangement.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26127091
Gluing fake “diamonds” to and painting on old plastic figures does not warrant $20.00. At least not in MY (non-magical) universe.
October 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
I counted 35.
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October 28, 2009 at 11:44 am
$12?! Shit, I’m going to switch to stringing plastic swords on a ball chain.
October 28, 2009 at 11:54 am
Just think of all of the innocent tiny pirates who had to die to make this.
October 28, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Somewhere in here there is a joke about “Who wore the sword necklace to the taco party?” or something like that, but it’s just not gelling for me yet. Aaaaaah!
October 28, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Fabulous. This jewelry artiste is right on the cutting edge.
October 28, 2009 at 12:56 pm
#17 on the cutting edge of what? insanity?
October 28, 2009 at 1:33 pm
What are those plastic things on it? I actually don’t know what those are..
October 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm
they are cocktail picks. don’t worry. it’s not like i would have known them, if i wouldn’t have seen these exact picks before. unbelievable they can be bought in sweden too. who would have thought those ugly picks are distributed everywhere.
October 28, 2009 at 3:42 pm
This looks like what would happen if there was a rave at Bed Bath and Beyond.
October 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Pokey! You might not have to be a redneck to wear this, but you will be one by the end of the night! (wah-wah-waaah)
October 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Hmmm… methinks someone had a few drinks to have come up with this one…maybe they saved the swords to keep count of how many dirty martinis they had?
October 28, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I need to start thinking more “creatively”. I can’t believe I didn’t think to put a bunch of cocktail sword picks on a chain and sell them for $12+shipping.
I guess I’m just not as creative as I thought I was when I graduated from art school.
October 28, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Perfect for when you need to poke someone in the eye.
October 28, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Looks like some alcoholic veteran started saving his cocktail swords on a dog-tag chain, after throwing back a few too many at the VFW.
October 29, 2009 at 6:50 am
I’m going to start drinking now….make some jewelery out of the set up plastic, and be rich!!! yeah, filthy rich………
after one more drink, just one more
October 29, 2009 at 6:51 am
I HAVE NOT had too much to drink, I’M AN ARTIST DAMN IT!
October 29, 2009 at 7:46 am
i like the crocodile broach and “the guys”… does that make me batshit insane? oh yeah, i am. nevermind.
October 29, 2009 at 11:15 pm
dont you think they could have spent an extra 2 seconds and at least had some sort of color scheme
November 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm
maybe he ate a lot of club sandwiches instead of drinking booze…those toothpicks also hold sandwiches together…hahaha
next time maybe he’ll make a necklace out of those plastic monkeys that hang off the side of the glass???