Midnight Panda Express

Posted by Helen Killer 35 comments

35 Comments
Oct 28, 2009
12:03 pm
#1 whyohwhy :

Would love to wear that while on a motorcycle.

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Oct 28, 2009
12:05 pm
#2 magenashley :

this mask is super awesome i would totally wear it all the time!

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Oct 28, 2009
12:17 pm
#3 nutcase :

it does make me think of bdsm. is it also available in rubber or leather? :)

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Oct 28, 2009
12:20 pm

The panda facts you added to that faux police description are giving me such a nerd boner.

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Oct 28, 2009
12:25 pm
#5 OMG Guinea Pigs :

Plantigrade feet – I love it.

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Oct 28, 2009
12:34 pm
#6 smemilyanne :

You know this is made by and for furries, right?

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Oct 28, 2009
1:08 pm

she does say ‘convo me’ for more options. i’m sure pleather is an option. she IS german…..

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Oct 28, 2009
1:14 pm
#8 everydaymama :

Why do I find this thing super freaky? And not in a good way.

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Oct 28, 2009
1:32 pm
#9 nutcase :

#7 duckieuglings it will look just gorgeous in pleather worn together with lederhosen

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Oct 28, 2009
1:41 pm
#10 yermama :

Forty bucks and she can’t even figure out how to finish the line for the mouth?

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Oct 28, 2009
1:45 pm
#11 Jea :

What are ‘furries’.

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Oct 28, 2009
2:25 pm
#12 wtf :

Furries are people who enjoy dressing up as animals and generally engage in yiffing…while dressed up in animal costumes, participants grope, fondle, and hump on each other for sexual gratification. no actual sex involved. Usually done in a group setting. Strange bunch…

WTF for sure! I would consider this mask for my kid if it was $40 and I knew it was not made for those yiffing pervs…

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Oct 28, 2009
2:26 pm
#13 wtf :

…if it was ***$10****…would never give $40 for it!!!

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Oct 28, 2009
2:45 pm
#14 worldfamousfudgy :

I would pay $20 for this, if for no other reason than to annoy/confuse my dog!

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Oct 28, 2009
3:38 pm
#15 Frankenkitty :

*checks the couch cushions for $40 in change*

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Oct 28, 2009
4:45 pm
#16 NinjaGato :

I would totally rob a bank while wearing this

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Oct 28, 2009
5:41 pm
#17 Holly Weird :

It’s not so bad, really. But I also own a felt hat with cat ears on it, so maybe I shouldn’t talk. And no – I am not a furry!

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Oct 28, 2009
6:21 pm
#18 sar-sar :

This so looks like a sex fetish… one that I don’t want to consider or it will haunt me in nightmares for years to come and then I will find myself wearing a party sweater and erecting a fairy nest in my back yard.

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Oct 28, 2009
7:29 pm
#19 strangelet :

This is actually the best thing ever

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Oct 28, 2009
7:42 pm
#20 Mackerel :

A furry is simply someone who likes anthropomorphic (probably spelled that wrong) animals. It doesn’t automatically mean they want to dress up like an animal and hump each other, just like someone might call themself a “gamer” but isn’t a big fat slob living in their parent’s basement. :p

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Oct 28, 2009
8:54 pm
#21 everydaymama :

Here’s the Furry explained:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

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Oct 28, 2009
11:12 pm
#22 Stiflers Mom :

Furries are people who enjoy dressing up as animals and generally engage in yiffing…while dressed up in animal costumes, participants grope, fondle, and hump on each other for sexual gratification. no actual sex involved. Usually done in a group setting. Strange bunch…

……………….

CSI did an episode about furries. They were having a convention in Vegas.

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Oct 29, 2009
12:05 am
#23 quantuminsanity :

ahhh that is so cool in a creepy kind of way! Would be awesome for a fancy dress party.

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Oct 29, 2009
6:39 am
#24 Jea :

I like the definition of furry/furries that doesn’t include the sex fetish part. Especially since going to the wikipedia and it sounds like what son 1 wants me to make son 2 in a story they want me to write for them. So if son 2 turns into birds…I don’t want any humping on him.

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Oct 29, 2009
6:59 am
#25 pauldodo :

WWF meetings won’t be the same again.

Neither sort.

p
x

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Oct 29, 2009
2:49 pm
#26 wtf :

Stiflers mom…

That is where I learned about furries, in fact the episode is on again right now. CSI Vegas in case anyone else wants to catch it. Pretty sick stuff…

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Oct 29, 2009
3:11 pm
#27 wtf :

The episode is called Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas! LOL!

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Oct 30, 2009
9:07 am
#28 PussDaddy :

OMG, this was the funniest one yet.

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Oct 31, 2009
2:00 am
#29 kittywings :

Why do I want this?

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Nov 2, 2009
3:14 pm
#30 razberries :

all I think of when I see this is stanley kubrick

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Nov 5, 2009
3:46 pm
#31 Shuu :

Dude, I almost used that for my Pandaman costume.
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2102692/

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Nov 6, 2009
6:48 pm
#32 bonspiel :

I don’t think I can bear it.

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Nov 6, 2009
7:00 pm
#33 LeeYAH :

THAT is the cutest and cuddliest rape mask I have ever seen! If only I could be taken by someone donning that…sigh

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Nov 23, 2009
12:40 pm
#34 pdrunk :

I support “Pistols for Pandas.”
http://www.homestarrunner.com/pistols4pandas.html

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Jan 8, 2010
2:04 pm
#35 sebastien :

I want it
I’d totally wear it

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