Arrowhood – NSFW
When I get hot and sweaty, I like to grab a bottle of room temperature water with a knit sweater on it. And if it’s got a big, hairy, woolen vagina on it, so much the better! Talk about refreshment!
When I get hot and sweaty, I like to grab a bottle of room temperature water with a knit sweater on it. And if it’s got a big, hairy, woolen vagina on it, so much the better! Talk about refreshment!
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October 28, 2009 at 3:05 pm
This must be a vintage vagina.
October 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm
LOL helen, that does not really look like it’s NSFW, does it.
WTF is this? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29056192
October 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm
…what, exactly, is the point of this? is sticking vaginas on anything the new black?
October 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm
WTF is it with “crafty” folks and vaginas? I DON’T GET IT.
October 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Do you think they knit vaginas and boobies with or without a pattern?
October 28, 2009 at 3:21 pm
My husband saw this over my shoulder and asked “what vagina looks like that?” followed by “who would want to have sex with a vagina that looked like that?” Very good questions indeed.
October 28, 2009 at 3:25 pm
This is abuse of a crochet hook!
October 28, 2009 at 3:28 pm
From looking at other items in the shop, I really don’t think this person has actually seen either a vagina or a penis. Don’t know how that’s possible, but you never know.
October 28, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Sweet mother of God, this is creepy. I would not ever want to touch that ever.
October 28, 2009 at 3:42 pm
That huggie’s no virgin!
October 28, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Oh. Sweet. Mother. Of. All. Things. Yarn. That is disgusting. I mean, honestly. There are some seriously obsessed people with crafting supplies up in here. ZOINKS.
October 28, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Someone get that vagina a razor! And BTW, is this an elephant? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=29056525 LMAO!!
October 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I think that the dislocated testicles are just as frightening.
October 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I am kind of embarassed to be a crochet chica right now.
October 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm
#12 everydaymama-
My husband and I had just decided it was an elephant when we read your comment- totally agree!
October 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I’m kind of embarrassed to have a vagina
October 28, 2009 at 4:59 pm
OMG people actually BUY these things!!
October 28, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I wonder if I’m the only person who thinks the little reminder at the top of the posting that says “Filed in vaginas” is hilarious.
October 28, 2009 at 5:31 pm
So is the whore vagina all floppy and shit?
October 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm
ugh .. now who would drink from that bottle after it had some muppet pussy on it? ew
October 28, 2009 at 5:40 pm
It’ll go great with my polymer clay vulva necklace and uterus pillow!
October 28, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Damn, she’s talented! I’ve never seen anyone crochet with REAL pubic hair before.
October 28, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I find it more absurd that she makes and sells “willie warmers” Seriously? If your dick is cold you need to be wearing pants.
October 28, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I’m beginning to think that people who knit are bat-shit insane, and I graduated from art school… maybe that’s why we didn’t have a fiber dept.
Does there have to be a badly executed vagina on everything?
Like “wow, I was thirsty, but I only wanna grab this water bottle if I can simulate touching some pussy?”
October 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm
You know someone will buy that jar just so they can say…hey go get some change out of my crotch.
October 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Thanks for this Helen! Her Etsy shop is a veritable cornucopia of gifts! Something for everyone on my holiday list from my Pastor, kid’s teachers and playground aides to my mother-in-law and husband’s boss. I mean EVERYONE uses water bottles nowadays. This is a no-brainer. A few clicks of the mouse – a Paypal payment and my Christmas shopping is done!
October 28, 2009 at 6:34 pm
#24 This is crochet
October 28, 2009 at 6:58 pm
What’s up the abundance of cosy/huggie things on Etsy?
October 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Wow. A cootchie koozie!
October 28, 2009 at 7:42 pm
No thanks. If I’m going to be picking pubic hair out of my teeth, it better be because I just got laid.
October 28, 2009 at 8:03 pm
This is the grossest thing I ever saw and considering the other items in this person’s shop I wonder if they have some kind of arrested development.
October 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Not all knitters/crocheters are insane. I have never crafted a vag out of yarn in my life.
October 28, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I love how everything on here that’s labeled ‘Mature’ is anything but.
October 28, 2009 at 9:02 pm
@ #25, apparently you and she are on the same wavelength:
“The holidays are coming up fast, so get your orders in now. The closer it gets to Christmas, the busier I get making up pillows and hats. Don’t miss out on that unique gift for someone special!”
October 28, 2009 at 9:58 pm
When it’s Filed in Vaginas, you know it’s going to be good.
(And by “good” I of course mean crazy, weird, and awful.)
October 28, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Does Vagina bear come with a Vagina Cozy? ‘Cause that would be awesome! Think of the cross marketing possibities!
October 28, 2009 at 11:08 pm
So help me god it even has a clit…
October 28, 2009 at 11:11 pm
The thing looks more like a sea anenome than a vagina.
October 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm
This is seriously killing me. Its like the antithesis of all things good and holy — an abomination in the guise of a waterbottle cozy.
I have a decently high tolerance towards some pretty nastyass stuff, but honestly, if I ever saw one of these IRL I would probably have a panic attack.
I know for damn sure if someone came at me with one I would run away screaming.
October 28, 2009 at 11:43 pm
oh, and what #16 said too…
That too.
October 29, 2009 at 12:03 am
I’ve never seen a vagina with hair ALL around the whole thing in a ring like that…
October 29, 2009 at 12:17 am
How is it a virgin? Because it’s sewn shut??
October 29, 2009 at 3:48 am
that shop is a gem. i can imagine her crocheting all the time, giggling insanely…but obviously, there’s quite many people out there who actually think it is funny,too.
i love those: http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=12477007
but all the sold items have probably been stowed away in some box by the embarrassed recipients of these unique gifts…
October 29, 2009 at 4:20 am
I’d hit it.
October 29, 2009 at 4:59 am
Turn it upside down, stick a couple googly eyes on there, and you have an interesting muppet.
October 29, 2009 at 6:31 am
I would like to custom order a penis straw cozy,,,
October 29, 2009 at 6:47 am
I had a dream I was eating vagina flavored andies candies. I wonder if I can sell them on etsy.
October 29, 2009 at 6:50 am
Why just fit it to a bottle, tho? Maybe slip it onto your leg the next time you visit someone with a randy dog? Or your arm as somewhere to put your ipod when you’re at the gym?
I need a lie down, now….
p
x
October 29, 2009 at 6:51 am
People seem to be jumping on the vagina bandwagon!
October 29, 2009 at 7:38 am
Why only Virgin Bottle Huggies? Why no “Rode Hard and Put Away Wet Bottle Huggies”? Once again, women’s sexuality is demonized!
October 29, 2009 at 8:01 am
Was highly amused at the “Willie warmers”, especially, the ones for football teams, and agree with #23 that you should be wearing pants if you willie needs warming. Though even if you wore a willie warmer, shouldn’t it be made out of something softer than worsted weight yarn? Maybe a baby yarn or such? I can only imagine how worsted weight could itch in a spot like that….
October 29, 2009 at 8:15 am
Everything about this is unappealing.
On PRINCIPLE, I believe all bottle huggies and can cozies (sp?) should be made of neoprene and velcro and have catchy slogans like “God, Guns and Glory” or “You’re ugly and yer mama dresses you funny.”
Sorry, but Wal-Mart and the neighborhood truckstop are the places to go for this type of item. The Vagina/Goddess/Crochet people will never “own” the bottle/can huggie market.
October 29, 2009 at 9:23 am
I actually thought about getting this http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=24174072 as a gag gift for one of my husband’s friends… but what is going on with the lopsided-ness of the boobs?? If you’re going to make a boob pillow… atleast have them pointing in the same direction..
October 29, 2009 at 9:57 am
Has she never actually seen testicles to realize that generally, they SHARE a scrotum?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=29056525
October 29, 2009 at 10:04 am
Why ex-nymphos should never learn to crochet
October 29, 2009 at 10:10 am
Cozy a bottle of…
lemonade= sour puss
bottle of tang= poontang
come on everybody!!! join in!!
October 29, 2009 at 10:12 am
okay, I retract my statement early…why NYMPHOS should never learn to crochet
October 29, 2009 at 10:12 am
@#54, I’m pretty sure the artist has never seen male genitalia before. That might also explain the unusual fixation with naughty bits.
October 29, 2009 at 10:12 am
oops earlier statement…hell, I quit
October 29, 2009 at 10:54 am
How appropriate that they used crab stitch to finish off the vagina cozy.
October 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Ok.. a couple people mentioned Muppets… so it’s got to be said.
Is this Miss Piggy’s?
Alright, maybe it doesn’t NEED to be said, but damnit some of you thought it.
October 30, 2009 at 9:31 am
ahhh this shop has made me laugh so much so I can see why people have bought the stuff, I think the seller has a sense of humor too ! Those boobie slippers are made me totally lol
November 1, 2009 at 10:46 pm
You know, you can never have enough vagina encrusted water bottles. Oh wait, yes you can.
November 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I think this would only *truly* work if the water bottle in question were unopened.
And if the hymen weren’t all ridgy and convex. It’s not Miss Piggy’s–it’s from a female Klingon.
November 4, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I just adore the boob blanket from this seller. To whit: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vt_related_3&listing_id=27618557 I shouted with laughter when I saw it. Oh yes.
November 6, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I’m just going to go snatch that one up.
November 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
yuck
January 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Can it still be considered a virgin if it’s had bottles shoved inside it?
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