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On the Skids

After my brother-in-law comes over, my guest towels look just like this.

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51 comments on On the Skids

  1. longpig
    October 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Man even the artist looks pretty grossed out to be wearing it.

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  2. AgoutiAvenger
    October 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Perfect to hide your tits under this get up: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20898920

    If only the tie dyed hot shorts came in this color pattern!

    Someone buy her some some jewelry making stuff for her birthday so she stops touching fabric!

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  3. tehstix
    October 27, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    I’m not sure “hand” dyed is the way to describe that warm brown center.

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  4. reqbat
    October 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    so wait, it already has old menstrual blood on it? or is this only a tutorial?

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  5. duckieuglings
    October 27, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    don’t bother to iron it, either.

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  6. AnonymousBastard
    October 27, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    >reqbat
    Exactly what I was thinking.

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  7. the_blackdog
    October 27, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    uh, gross

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  8. sar-sar
    October 27, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    wasn’t this the seller of “party sweater” or are there multiple people selling rainbow reflector pants? Am I hallucinating?

    Maybe she should call it something arty that would imply that it was like the dried menstrual blood should of vagina or something?
    Maybe party sweater bled on it.

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  9. sar-sar
    October 27, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    shroud — I’m sure “should” was a Freudian slip, a magnicifent Freudian slip…

    dried menstrual shroud of vagina with faded neon edges!

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  10. anne
    October 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    yes, same seller as the party sweater. although really, out of all the hideous things in her shop the “can’t stop the bustle” is the worst.

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8483743

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  11. Moons in Leo
    October 27, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Who wouldn’t enjoy wearing a wrinkled scarf that someone shat in the middle of?

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  12. wyliekat
    October 27, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    It was my first time. My lover and I went down to the river and made passionate love on my hanky. And then he left me. Now all I have left are my memories and my hanky.

    Wanna buy it?

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  13. kiru
    October 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    A. Does this really count as tie-dye? It’s more like, “oops, spilled an open bottle of shit brown dye in the middle of the scarf.”
    B. Reminds of a certain scene in Trainspotting.

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  14. nocomment
    October 27, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    #3 tehstix :
    I’m not sure “hand” dyed is the way to describe that warm brown center.

    #4 reqbat :
    so wait, it already has old menstrual blood on it? or is this only a tutorial?

    Just what I was thinking!

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  15. nickofthet
    October 27, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    But what would I wear with it?
    Oh some old shit…

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  16. Prof. Scammington
    October 27, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Yet another rejected entry from the “Re-Design Japan’s Flag” competition.

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  17. personalearthquake
    October 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    I can’t believe how many “artists” and “crafters” take themselves seriously…

    this is just ridiculous, how could you make this and think, “DEFINITELY READY TO POST THIS ON ETSY!”

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  18. heavensentvintage
    October 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    etsy has taught me to ‘cover the brown eye’

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=28268996

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  19. Prof. Scammington
    October 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Actually, on second thought, I think this is the Scat Pride flag. Come out of the third closet, my smelly brothers and sisters!

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  20. YippySkippy
    October 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    If she’d been wearing one of those goddess size vampire menstrual pads, this never would have happened to that nice silk scarf.

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  21. Hawkeye
    October 27, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Seriously LOLed at that bil line for a good five minutes. Definitely hope he reads your blog, Helen!

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  22. marym
    October 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    You could also use it over OR under this:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=8497107

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  23. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 27, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    That’s what happens when you use OB tampons on an Always overnight pads day.

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  24. NinjaGato
    October 27, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    This is what happens to my sheets when I’m not wearing my “sexy vampire” Goddess strength reusable pads.

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  25. NinjaGato
    October 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    #21 But it would distract from that amazing hot pink camel toe!

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  26. NinjaGato
    October 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    #9 You mean like the shroud of Turin but with spent uterine lining on it? I think we have a new item to market to psychotic feminists.

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  27. emily
    October 27, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Warm brown centre? Yummy..

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  28. NinjaGato
    October 27, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Somewhere millions of Japanese are offended.

    I wonder how much I could get on etsy for my used tampons? I wonder if they’d let me post an inquiry on the alchemy page?

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  29. pauldodo
    October 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Maybe she said it was dye cos she can’t spell diahor-diarhorr- dihrore- diarohhea…..shits?

    Just sayin’/

    p
    x

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  30. sweetbirdofparadox
    October 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    No wonder that model looks so unhappy. The thing must reek!

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  31. everydaymama
    October 27, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Well heck! Who knew my kids made “art” on their crib sheets. Darn, I could have opened a shop for that!

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  32. worldfamousfudgy
    October 27, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    “If only the tie dyed hot shorts came in this color pattern!”

    LMAO

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  33. Holly Weird
    October 27, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    How is it that the seller looks at this and DOESN’T think it looks like the bedsheet of someone who passed out after eating too much Indian food?

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  34. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    October 27, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Warm brown sugar indeed.

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  35. moi
    October 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    It looks like a big puppy potty training pad, but in yellow. After being used by a very sick puppy.

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  36. JillEN
    October 27, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    This chicks profile says she graduated from RISD! That’s a wicked expensive degree to create such crap! Literally.

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  37. Cold Salt
    October 27, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Can’t anybody on Etsy afford an iron? They aren’t very expensive.

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  38. Cath of Canberra
    October 28, 2009 at 3:39 am

    I know the poo centre is very eye-catching, but I would like to point out the subtlety of the pale yellow edges. It shows that the artist was reasonably well hydrated, and we all know how important that is. There’s a lesson in that for all of us.

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  39. YankBoffin
    October 28, 2009 at 5:04 am

    #27, I think I know where.

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  40. YankBoffin
    October 28, 2009 at 5:14 am

    Toilet tie dye, or “toilet-dye” as the kids call it, is a popular up-and-going craft hobby. Rumor has it that it started in women’s detention centers out West, where craft supplies in lockup are limited to bedsheets and what ever can be “produced” at will. Earth-tone pieces are the most common, but there are exceptions. These pieces aren’t so much commissioned as they are inspired by fare available in the prisons’ cafeteria.

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  41. crapgawker
    October 28, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    #37 – Cath – I’m glad you pointed out the subtle yellow edges – I think many people are missing that fantastic detail as the centerpiece of this creation takes all the attention.

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  42. Efit
    October 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    That shop is full of crap I’d wear if it were 1994 and I were still tripping on bad LSD I bought from a nutcase at Lollapalooza. (true story)

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  43. NinjaGato
    October 28, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Efit, I realize drugs are bad but I’m jealous

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  44. anaisnun
    October 28, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    No, no no no no no! I’m getting cramps just looking!

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  45. StinkBait
    October 29, 2009 at 4:36 am

    By looking at her shop I think she needs to scale back on the rave parties and ecstasy.

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  46. priceless
    October 29, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Do you think the juxtapositioning of the dyed area (read: massive stain) over just about the most appropriate spot of her body was intentional or just a happy accident… eek.

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  47. vangoghbabe
    October 29, 2009 at 10:16 am

    #16 Prof. Scammington….I’d salute it

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  48. vangoghbabe
    October 29, 2009 at 10:19 am

    #27 Ninjagato
    Only with googly eyes

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  49. ladyfingers
    November 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Sometimes it can be hard for an artist to admit that their art is really just a piece of shit…

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  50. silky_byron
    November 3, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Yuck. I just got all kinds of new disturbing thoughts about the Edward Cullen eyeball hat. :P

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  51. Elia
    May 13, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Hand made..

    It’s more like Ass made.

    (I really can’t belive it’s real.. I think they are trying to test the Limit of people’s stupidity)..

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