Covno Me

Posted by Helen Killer 37 comments

“Magnicifent”? Hardly! This piece is positively majsetic!

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Oct 27, 2009
9:37 am
#1 YippySkippy :

I’m not sure why the little girl who made it doesn’t just keep it for her own room. It’s perfect for any 4th grader.

Helen, the title and your comment are, as usual, spot on!

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Oct 27, 2009
9:45 am
#2 Lexiii :

Looks like “staring” is spelled wrong too. She needs to go back to skool.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33075600

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Oct 27, 2009
9:58 am
#3 crapgawker :

Celebrate Illiterate Etsy!

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Oct 27, 2009
9:59 am
#4 Jea :

#2 lexiii
there seems to be an extra woosh between the a and the r but I can’t tell if its an ‘i’? an ‘e’? another ‘r’?

I understand typos and such but you really need to spell proof your work before you sell it. If someone buys this it’ll be out of sheer irony and because it’s not $100.

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Oct 27, 2009
10:02 am
#5 YippySkippy :

I just realized she’s using giant popsicle sticks in her work, too. Really, there’s no way she’s more than 12!

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Oct 27, 2009
10:03 am
#6 projectkennedy :

This looks like something that should be on cakewrecks.. especially with the spacing issues.. haha if only it was a cake!

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Oct 27, 2009
10:05 am
#7 pauldodo :

Sheltered accomodation finds Etsy.

p
x

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Oct 27, 2009
10:21 am
#8 Jea :

One of the pieces says stop sta?ring at my cleavage. but the picture looks like a butt. I don’t know…it’s umm…yeah i don’t really know.

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Oct 27, 2009
10:38 am
#9 sar-sar :

@ #3 crapgawker: that was spot on, I wonder if the cupcake who opened that site after regretsy bought this piece of crap?
She probably hung it next to “involuntary emesis” and fondles her paperclip necklace when she stares at it.

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Oct 27, 2009
11:03 am
#10 personalearthquake :

MAG-NICIFENT! This is some leftover Valentine from this seller’s past Valentine’s day card exchange in grade school….last year.

I could scream.

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Oct 27, 2009
11:07 am
#11 crumbly :

Aw, it’s already sold out. :(

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Oct 27, 2009
11:39 am
#12 Jea :

“Thanks to Regretsy I got my first sale!”

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Oct 27, 2009
12:31 pm
#13 Vanilla Godzilla :

Lisdexics untie.

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Oct 27, 2009
12:34 pm
#14 Moons in Leo :

Pefrect for the little dyslexic in your life.

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Oct 27, 2009
12:48 pm
#15 kiru :

Fuck. NO. Please give this back to the little girl you stole it from.

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Oct 27, 2009
12:56 pm
#16 Redshirt Knitting :

Those swashes are delgihtful.

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Oct 27, 2009
1:00 pm
#17 thisiscrap :

Isn’t it amazing that all the junk posted here “sells?”

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Oct 27, 2009
1:37 pm
#18 marym :

She must be young if she doesn’t know all her “roman people” are Michelangelo.

I would do dyslexia jokes, but honestly, i’ve been laughing my head off at the other posts! :)

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Oct 27, 2009
3:01 pm
#19 NinjaGato :

“he looks a little bit like Julius Ceasar”
How does she know?
Does she have a time machine?

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Oct 27, 2009
4:39 pm
#20 everydaymama :

Kids crafts are fine when the KIDS make them… Non-artistic parents need to refrain from using the glue stick!

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Oct 27, 2009
5:02 pm
#21 worldfamousfudgy :

Why anyone would buy this escapes me…

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Oct 27, 2009
5:40 pm
#22 worldfamousfudgy :

Is it just ME, or did this person’s shop vanish into thin air???

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Oct 27, 2009
5:53 pm
#23 Holly Weird :

What the fuck? Did a 2nd grade art teacher steal one of her student’s pieces to sell on Etsy?

And what the hell kind of idiot bought this thing?

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Oct 27, 2009
6:01 pm
#24 NinjaGato :

#22 it’s just you, unfortunately the shop is still there.

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Oct 27, 2009
6:01 pm
#25 NinjaGato :

nevermind I take that back…there is a god.

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Oct 27, 2009
6:26 pm
#26 JB :

Well, It was only a matter of time before someone opened an Etsy shop just to get themselves on Regretsy… How interesting that this shop just opened on the 21st of October and now has suddenly disappeared. Poof!

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Oct 27, 2009
6:49 pm
#27 worldfamousfudgy :

JB, that is a GREAT idea! I feel a creation comin’ on!

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Oct 27, 2009
6:51 pm
#28 NinjaGato :

JB I think you might be right

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Oct 28, 2009
4:59 am
#29 YankBoffin :

Finally, a Cake Wrecks – Regretsy crossover.

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Oct 28, 2009
3:18 pm
#30 Efit :

Wow, this is falubous.

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Oct 29, 2009
1:32 pm
#31 susanave :

Amazing. That’s right you guys are. You’ve been around less than 2 months and already you’ve made quite a stir!

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Oct 30, 2009
5:07 am
#32 judywilburn :

Misspelled “Youse” as well. But the effort at plurality gets points.

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Nov 2, 2009
12:44 pm
#33 marimoy :

WOW! I can’t believe this misspelled tongue-depressor art sold! I should make a really messed up piece and post it… then it my end up here and sell!

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Nov 2, 2009
12:46 pm
#34 marimoy :

awe… crap… I meant “may” so much for being able to type well.

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Nov 18, 2009
5:15 pm
#35 Avivafae :

Someone’s been eating the elmer’s glue.

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Dec 9, 2009
4:39 pm
#36 christiatric :

Is this on of those pieces that, if you stare at it long enough, another picture emerges? Possibly with correct spelling and beautiful butterflies?

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Dec 9, 2009
4:42 pm
#37 christiatric :

one.

damn it.

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