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	<title>Comments on: Table for Two</title>
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		<title>By: nualaperry</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-214158</link>
		<dc:creator>nualaperry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 09:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is really cute! Interesting toy I must say, I guess it could serve as some kind of an educational toy for kids to learn about sharing and serving.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is really cute! Interesting toy I must say, I guess it could serve as some kind of an educational toy for kids to learn about sharing and serving.</p>
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		<title>By: ariearts</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-123714</link>
		<dc:creator>ariearts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 05:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Because you need to be this close to nature...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because you need to be this close to nature&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: xenobia</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-7960</link>
		<dc:creator>xenobia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought this was pretty idiotic until I saw the video.

OMG MADE OF AWESOME!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFFFFF !important"><p>I thought this was pretty idiotic until I saw the video.</p>
<p>OMG MADE OF AWESOME!</p>
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		<title>By: VoteAudrey</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-6524</link>
		<dc:creator>VoteAudrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let us not forget the terror of The Birds. Just ask Tippi Hedren if she thinks this product is safe.</description>
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		<title>By: cptfknvicious</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-5485</link>
		<dc:creator>cptfknvicious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>imagine getting this in the mail. or for christmas. opening this in front of family and friends... wow. awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>imagine getting this in the mail. or for christmas. opening this in front of family and friends&#8230; wow. awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: Ghost Righter</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-5464</link>
		<dc:creator>Ghost Righter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#20- I think that I just peed myself a little.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#20- I think that I just peed myself a little.</p>
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		<title>By: priceless</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-3405</link>
		<dc:creator>priceless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#31 - so funny that I was thinking along the same lines. To be specific I was thinking... is there a word for wanting to screw birds? Aviphilia? Whatever

*sigh* Man, are we jaded. Or just plain perverted.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#31 &#8211; so funny that I was thinking along the same lines. To be specific I was thinking&#8230; is there a word for wanting to screw birds? Aviphilia? Whatever</p>
<p>*sigh* Man, are we jaded. Or just plain perverted.</p>
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		<title>By: Tdogdd</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-3282</link>
		<dc:creator>Tdogdd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How long would you have to sit there for birdts to actually come. I guessing its twice the amount of time it will take for the bees to sting you and the neigbors to call crazy police</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFFFFF !important"><p>How long would you have to sit there for birdts to actually come. I guessing its twice the amount of time it will take for the bees to sting you and the neigbors to call crazy police</p>
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		<title>By: YippySkippy</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-3003</link>
		<dc:creator>YippySkippy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Strangely, I find myself wanting to f@#$ that guy&#039;s brains out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFFFFF !important"><p>Strangely, I find myself wanting to f@#$ that guy&#8217;s brains out.</p>
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		<title>By: Cath of Canberra</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-2998</link>
		<dc:creator>Cath of Canberra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ack. Nutter, not utter. Or maybe utter nutter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ack. Nutter, not utter. Or maybe utter nutter.</p>
<p> <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" id="up-2998" src="http://www.regretsy.com/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/1_16_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('2998', 'add', 'www.regretsy.com/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '1_16_');" title="" />&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" id="down-2998" src="http://www.regretsy.com/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/1_16_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('2998', 'subtract', 'www.regretsy.com/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '1_16_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-2998-total" style="font-size:9pt;color:#009933;;">+1</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Cath of Canberra</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-2997</link>
		<dc:creator>Cath of Canberra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I learned today that being a totally fruitloop batshit utter, yet somehow still kinda sweet and lovable eccentric is not only for the English. Americans can do it too. Well done, that loony over there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFFFFF !important"><p>Well, I learned today that being a totally fruitloop batshit utter, yet somehow still kinda sweet and lovable eccentric is not only for the English. Americans can do it too. Well done, that loony over there.</p>
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		<title>By: RUkiddingme</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-2984</link>
		<dc:creator>RUkiddingme</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#31 hit it spot on!!  What a fucking whack job. (the guy in the video, not #31!!) Pun intended.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hidden due to low comment rating. <a href="javascript:crSwitchDisplay('ckhide-2984');" title="Click to see comment">Click here to see</a>.</p><div id='ckhide-2984' style="display:none; opacity:0.6;filter:alpha(opacity=60) !important;"><p>#31 hit it spot on!!  What a fucking whack job. (the guy in the video, not #31!!) Pun intended.</p>
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		<title>By: Helen Killer</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-2976</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen Killer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#31 - I hate myself for laughing at that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFFFFF !important"><p>#31 &#8211; I hate myself for laughing at that.</p>
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		<title>By: StinkBait</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-2974</link>
		<dc:creator>StinkBait</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is anyone else creeped out by the awkward silence during the video?

You know that faint sound is him masturbating, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFFFFF !important"><p>Is anyone else creeped out by the awkward silence during the video?</p>
<p>You know that faint sound is him masturbating, right?</p>
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		<title>By: sar-sar</title>
		<link>http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/26/table-for-two/#comment-2955</link>
		<dc:creator>sar-sar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG! I totally laughed out loud when I saw this!
It&#039;s both hilarious, atrocious, and sweet!
It&#039;s a good thing that guy isn&#039;t wearing red, or one of those female ruby-throated hummingbirds would have attacked him — they&#039;re very territorial birds.  I would know, because I feed them every summer — just that I don&#039;t feed them from a hat.

And, those birds do poop all the time.  Since they&#039;re so tiny, it&#039;s almost kind of adorable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFFFFF !important"><p>OMG! I totally laughed out loud when I saw this!<br />
It&#8217;s both hilarious, atrocious, and sweet!<br />
It&#8217;s a good thing that guy isn&#8217;t wearing red, or one of those female ruby-throated hummingbirds would have attacked him — they&#8217;re very territorial birds.  I would know, because I feed them every summer — just that I don&#8217;t feed them from a hat.</p>
<p>And, those birds do poop all the time.  Since they&#8217;re so tiny, it&#8217;s almost kind of adorable.</p>
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