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Table for Two

Posted by Helen Killer

42 comments

Also works wth dogs, though the pork chops can get heavy.

Filed in Pet Humiliation 42 comments

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Oct 26, 2009
9:44 am

#1 handmadejob :

That video made me laugh ’til I almost cried. I think I’m going to have “Tea For Two” in my head for days…

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Oct 26, 2009
9:44 am

#2 Such is the Craft Ninja :

The Bearded Ladybug Weighs the Scales of Justice

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Oct 26, 2009
9:54 am

#3 NinjaGato :

This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter tries to get Chris to exercise by sticking a plunger with a twinkie on the end of it to his head and making him chase it.

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Oct 26, 2009
9:55 am

#4 thembone :

Awwww I like hummingbirds. Not sure why I need the feeder to actually be on my head, though. Could just…sit really still near a feeder that’s NOT hung on my head.

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Oct 26, 2009
10:05 am

#5 emily :

The guy in the video looks like he’s having lots of fun..

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Oct 26, 2009
10:07 am

#6 denisewalks :

While I wouldn’t buy it, it actually looks pretty cool to be that close to the little birds.

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Oct 26, 2009
10:26 am

#7 Frankenkitty :

That’s awesome. The birdies do look a little confused, though.

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Oct 26, 2009
10:30 am

#8 suisaidhburke :

Is that bird crap on his left arm and right anterior shoulder area?

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Oct 26, 2009
10:36 am

#9 Me :

There’s something about a full-gown wearing a crash helmet and a vacant smile that makes me feel all warm inside.

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Oct 26, 2009
10:39 am

#10 pauldodo :

Does it come with Humming Birds? We don’t get that many in the wild around Nottingham.

Anyhoo, I want to see the version for feeding crows.

On video.

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Oct 26, 2009
10:40 am

#11 pauldodo :

…. and it sounds like he’s cracking walnuts.

Just sayin’.

p
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Oct 26, 2009
11:07 am

#12 Giulia :

great system to fill your lap with bird poo.

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Oct 26, 2009
11:14 am

#13 Jea :

Thos birds look like they’re checking him out all wtf like and then they’re all…he’s aight I eat some dis shit. Ooo this is good, hey vern come try dis crazy guy birdfood…nah he’s cool

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Oct 26, 2009
11:19 am

#14 heidrun :

and people think fishing is boring?

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Oct 26, 2009
11:20 am

#15 whyohwhy :

Totally awesome!

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Oct 26, 2009
11:21 am

#16 worldfamousfudgy :

I try to AVOID being bonked in the head by h-birds. Not sure I would want to invite them into my personal zone. Brave fellow!

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Oct 26, 2009
12:07 pm

#17 Lexiii :

My dad would have loved this, LOL.

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Oct 26, 2009
1:08 pm

#18 The Mayor of Bethville :

Per modern bird law, I’m not even sure this is legal.

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Oct 26, 2009
1:21 pm

#19 imamazed2 :

Did he just wake up one day and say ” i think I will take this helmet and add bird feeders to it?”

I mean really…what kind of brains do some of these “crafty” people have????

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Oct 26, 2009
1:47 pm

#20 toneman :

I waited through that whole video to watch him snatch those birds out of the air with his ninja-like reflexes and devour them whole. What a gyp.

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Oct 26, 2009
1:52 pm

#21 anaisnun :

Hmmm…it’s a bicycle helmet. I want to know if it works whilst riding a bicycle.

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Oct 26, 2009
2:04 pm

#22 Chrisnyc1213 :

He really needs to bring this to New York City and test it out on our pigeons. It would be a sort of “durability” test. THEN we’d have a video worth watching.

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Oct 26, 2009
3:12 pm

#23 Moons in Leo :

Fabulous! Outdoor fun for the straitjacketed. Hopefully your attendants don’t mind that you’re covered with bird shit at the end of your rec time.

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Oct 26, 2009
4:06 pm

#24 Holly Weird :

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen in my life. The bird poop on his shirt did add a nice touch though

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Oct 26, 2009
5:13 pm

#25 Sandra D :

Those hummingbirds are all, “Damn that’s one ugly tree. Tasty though.”

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Oct 26, 2009
5:18 pm

#26 addiosix :

#17 My dad would have loved this too

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Oct 26, 2009
6:11 pm

#27 HomeAlone :

Ok my husband would totally wear this and sit outside waiting. God love him, I’ve stopped caring what the neighbors think. And anyway, I’m the neighborhood weirdo who talks to the squirrels, so who am I to judge…

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Oct 26, 2009
6:20 pm

#28 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

OK, this is NOT meant as a humiliating comment (I’m not *that* mean)… I haven’t laughed like that in a long time, thanks RoyRoadFishCompany!

I could see some older generation men enjoying this, much like the chap in the video.

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Oct 26, 2009
6:35 pm

#29 sbarnes2 :

Its a ripoff of this product! :

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/24/wearable-hummingbird.html

I don’t know which one is stupider.

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Oct 26, 2009
6:56 pm

#30 sar-sar :

OMG! I totally laughed out loud when I saw this!
It’s both hilarious, atrocious, and sweet!
It’s a good thing that guy isn’t wearing red, or one of those female ruby-throated hummingbirds would have attacked him — they’re very territorial birds. I would know, because I feed them every summer — just that I don’t feed them from a hat.

And, those birds do poop all the time. Since they’re so tiny, it’s almost kind of adorable.

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Oct 26, 2009
7:47 pm

#31 StinkBait :

Is anyone else creeped out by the awkward silence during the video?

You know that faint sound is him masturbating, right?

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Oct 26, 2009
7:51 pm

#32 Helen Killer :

#31 – I hate myself for laughing at that.

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Oct 26, 2009
9:19 pm

#33 RUkiddingme :

#31 hit it spot on!! What a fucking whack job. (the guy in the video, not #31!!) Pun intended.

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Oct 27, 2009
12:34 am

#34 Cath of Canberra :

Well, I learned today that being a totally fruitloop batshit utter, yet somehow still kinda sweet and lovable eccentric is not only for the English. Americans can do it too. Well done, that loony over there.

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Oct 27, 2009
12:34 am

#35 Cath of Canberra :

Ack. Nutter, not utter. Or maybe utter nutter.

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Oct 27, 2009
5:03 am

#36 YippySkippy :

Strangely, I find myself wanting to f@#$ that guy’s brains out.

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Oct 28, 2009
4:12 pm

#37 Tdogdd :

How long would you have to sit there for birdts to actually come. I guessing its twice the amount of time it will take for the bees to sting you and the neigbors to call crazy police

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Oct 29, 2009
10:06 am

#38 priceless :

#31 – so funny that I was thinking along the same lines. To be specific I was thinking… is there a word for wanting to screw birds? Aviphilia? Whatever

*sigh* Man, are we jaded. Or just plain perverted.

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Nov 8, 2009
7:47 pm

#39 Ghost Righter :

#20- I think that I just peed myself a little.

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Nov 9, 2009
9:47 am

#40 cptfknvicious :

imagine getting this in the mail. or for christmas. opening this in front of family and friends… wow. awesome.

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Nov 11, 2009
10:26 pm

#41 VoteAudrey :

Let us not forget the terror of The Birds. Just ask Tippi Hedren if she thinks this product is safe.

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Nov 16, 2009
8:58 pm

#42 xenobia :

I thought this was pretty idiotic until I saw the video.

OMG MADE OF AWESOME!

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