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Table for Two

Also works with dogs, though the pork chops can get heavy.

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44 comments on Table for Two

  1. handmadejob
    October 26, 2009 at 9:44 am

    That video made me laugh ’til I almost cried. I think I’m going to have “Tea For Two” in my head for days…

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  2. Such is the Craft Ninja
    October 26, 2009 at 9:44 am

    The Bearded Ladybug Weighs the Scales of Justice

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  3. NinjaGato
    October 26, 2009 at 9:54 am

    This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter tries to get Chris to exercise by sticking a plunger with a twinkie on the end of it to his head and making him chase it.

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  4. thembone
    October 26, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Awwww I like hummingbirds. Not sure why I need the feeder to actually be on my head, though. Could just…sit really still near a feeder that’s NOT hung on my head.

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  5. emily
    October 26, 2009 at 10:05 am

    The guy in the video looks like he’s having lots of fun..

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  6. denisewalks
    October 26, 2009 at 10:07 am

    While I wouldn’t buy it, it actually looks pretty cool to be that close to the little birds.

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  7. Frankenkitty
    October 26, 2009 at 10:26 am

    That’s awesome. The birdies do look a little confused, though.

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  8. suisaidhburke
    October 26, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Is that bird crap on his left arm and right anterior shoulder area?

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  9. Me
    October 26, 2009 at 10:36 am

    There’s something about a full-gown wearing a crash helmet and a vacant smile that makes me feel all warm inside.

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  10. pauldodo
    October 26, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Does it come with Humming Birds? We don’t get that many in the wild around Nottingham.

    Anyhoo, I want to see the version for feeding crows.

    On video.

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  11. pauldodo
    October 26, 2009 at 10:40 am

    …. and it sounds like he’s cracking walnuts.

    Just sayin’.

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  12. Giulia
    October 26, 2009 at 11:07 am

    great system to fill your lap with bird poo.

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  13. Jea
    October 26, 2009 at 11:14 am

    Thos birds look like they’re checking him out all wtf like and then they’re all…he’s aight I eat some dis shit. Ooo this is good, hey vern come try dis crazy guy birdfood…nah he’s cool

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  14. heidrun
    October 26, 2009 at 11:19 am

    and people think fishing is boring?

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  15. whyohwhy
    October 26, 2009 at 11:20 am

    Totally awesome!

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  16. worldfamousfudgy
    October 26, 2009 at 11:21 am

    I try to AVOID being bonked in the head by h-birds. Not sure I would want to invite them into my personal zone. Brave fellow!

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  17. Lexiii
    October 26, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    My dad would have loved this, LOL.

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  18. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 26, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Per modern bird law, I’m not even sure this is legal.

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  19. imamazed2
    October 26, 2009 at 1:21 pm

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  20. toneman
    October 26, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I waited through that whole video to watch him snatch those birds out of the air with his ninja-like reflexes and devour them whole. What a gyp.

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  21. anaisnun
    October 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Hmmm…it’s a bicycle helmet. I want to know if it works whilst riding a bicycle.

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  22. Chrisnyc1213
    October 26, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    He really needs to bring this to New York City and test it out on our pigeons. It would be a sort of “durability” test. THEN we’d have a video worth watching.

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  23. Moons in Leo
    October 26, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Fabulous! Outdoor fun for the straitjacketed. Hopefully your attendants don’t mind that you’re covered with bird shit at the end of your rec time.

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  24. Holly Weird
    October 26, 2009 at 4:06 pm

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  25. Sandra D
    October 26, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Those hummingbirds are all, “Damn that’s one ugly tree. Tasty though.”

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  26. addiosix
    October 26, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    #17 My dad would have loved this too

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  27. HomeAlone
    October 26, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Ok my husband would totally wear this and sit outside waiting. God love him, I’ve stopped caring what the neighbors think. And anyway, I’m the neighborhood weirdo who talks to the squirrels, so who am I to judge…

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  28. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    October 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    OK, this is NOT meant as a humiliating comment (I’m not *that* mean)… I haven’t laughed like that in a long time, thanks RoyRoadFishCompany!

    I could see some older generation men enjoying this, much like the chap in the video.

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  29. sbarnes2
    October 26, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Its a ripoff of this product! :

    http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/24/wearable-hummingbird.html

    I don’t know which one is stupider.

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  30. sar-sar
    October 26, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    OMG! I totally laughed out loud when I saw this!
    It’s both hilarious, atrocious, and sweet!
    It’s a good thing that guy isn’t wearing red, or one of those female ruby-throated hummingbirds would have attacked him — they’re very territorial birds. I would know, because I feed them every summer — just that I don’t feed them from a hat.

    And, those birds do poop all the time. Since they’re so tiny, it’s almost kind of adorable.

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  31. StinkBait
    October 26, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Is anyone else creeped out by the awkward silence during the video?

    You know that faint sound is him masturbating, right?

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  32. Helen Killer
    October 26, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    #31 – I hate myself for laughing at that.

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  33. RUkiddingme
    October 26, 2009 at 9:19 pm

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  34. Cath of Canberra
    October 27, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Well, I learned today that being a totally fruitloop batshit utter, yet somehow still kinda sweet and lovable eccentric is not only for the English. Americans can do it too. Well done, that loony over there.

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  35. Cath of Canberra
    October 27, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Ack. Nutter, not utter. Or maybe utter nutter.

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  36. YippySkippy
    October 27, 2009 at 5:03 am

    Strangely, I find myself wanting to f@#$ that guy’s brains out.

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  37. Tdogdd
    October 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    How long would you have to sit there for birdts to actually come. I guessing its twice the amount of time it will take for the bees to sting you and the neigbors to call crazy police

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  38. priceless
    October 29, 2009 at 10:06 am

    #31 – so funny that I was thinking along the same lines. To be specific I was thinking… is there a word for wanting to screw birds? Aviphilia? Whatever

    *sigh* Man, are we jaded. Or just plain perverted.

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  39. Ghost Righter
    November 8, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    #20- I think that I just peed myself a little.

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  40. cptfknvicious
    November 9, 2009 at 9:47 am

    imagine getting this in the mail. or for christmas. opening this in front of family and friends… wow. awesome.

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  41. VoteAudrey
    November 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    Let us not forget the terror of The Birds. Just ask Tippi Hedren if she thinks this product is safe.

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  42. xenobia
    November 16, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    I thought this was pretty idiotic until I saw the video.

    OMG MADE OF AWESOME!

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  43. ariearts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Because you need to be this close to nature…

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  44. nualaperry
    July 21, 2011 at 2:17 am

    This is really cute! Interesting toy I must say, I guess it could serve as some kind of an educational toy for kids to learn about sharing and serving.

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