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Sucks in the City

Boy, that would be fun! I mean, If anyone still drank Cosmos. And if you had friends.

35 comments on Sucks in the City

  1. abnormalsanon
    October 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Oh god, my poor earlobes! They hurt just looking at this horrible shit.

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  2. Jea
    October 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Wow. That’s. Awesome.
    Honestly I have no room to talk, I wear giant pink fairy earrings. But I only paid like five bucks for em.

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  3. bcason
    October 26, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Oh my god. Why? Who? What?! No! Ugh. This is terrible. I don’t care how much you liked the show or unrealisticly related to the girls, this is just too much even for the most obsessed fan. Sad. Just. Sad.

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  4. tdro
    October 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Someone really needs to take her laminating machine away.

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  5. notmyrealname
    October 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    I remember when I had a small laminator. I laminated everything. It was awesome. But nowhere near as awesome as these earrings!

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  6. schadenfreude
    October 26, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Man, if I were an intellectual property lawyer working for a big media company I’d be all over Etsy looking for lawsuit fodder.

    Oh, and nice lamination.

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  7. bjones2009
    October 26, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    OMG who knew they still made Shrinky Dinks… and they are available in “unattractive whore”… I thought they only came in cartoon characters.

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  8. everydaymama
    October 26, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    No no no!! These ones take the cake! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20194809

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  9. Holly Weird
    October 26, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I only watched one episode of the show, so I don’t know what to expect, but I have to ask…are these photos really the most attractive photos of these people they could dig up? I mean, really? Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she just sharted or something.

    If I’m going to have the decapitated heads of four aging hags hanging off my earlobes all night, I just don’t want one of the heads to be giving off a “just sharted” vibe.

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  10. JustJon
    October 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    how gauche. They’re not even shrinky dinks.

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  11. CateLawrence
    October 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    makes me wish I had four eyes, how would one ever choose which to wear!

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  12. gazoo
    October 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    You’re guaranteed to lose what friends you may have, if you show up wearing these atrocious earrings.

    Also, I don’t get why you have Mr. Ed hanging from the chin of the blonde chick.

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  13. AgoutiAvenger
    October 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    @ #8 – those are fucking awesome! Does Mr. or Mrs. Roper go on the left or the right? And why are the beads different colors?

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  14. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    October 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    I still drink cosmo’s but I think I would be denied service if I showed up in those…

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  15. Luna
    October 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    I’m partial to the slashy Brad Pitt & George Clooney pair. ;)

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13263404

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  16. NinjaGato
    October 26, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33327509

    I think this one takes the crazy cake.

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  17. bloopoo
    October 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Yesss! Laverne and Shirley!! Big fan! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25591713

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  18. sar-sar
    October 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Why god, why?

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  19. sbarnes2
    October 26, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    I dunno…honestly, this is not that bad, at least by Regretsy standards.

    But this is coming from the girl who bough Sarah Palin “We Can Do It!”-esque button earrings. To each his own, lolz!

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  20. YippySkippy
    October 27, 2009 at 4:58 am

    I think the reason they haven’t sold yet is bacause of the unfortunate choice of mauve for the bead dangles. It totally clashes with Miranda’s hair and looks more than a bit foolish.

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  21. nicole
    October 27, 2009 at 6:01 am

    Check out the added glitter on Brad and George’s shirts, it gives them that certain ‘je ne sais quoi’.

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  22. NinjaGato
    October 27, 2009 at 9:24 am

    #20 It’s not the clash with Miranda’s hair that looks foolish.

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  23. plurabelle
    October 27, 2009 at 9:57 am

    I’m shocked there isn’t an Edward/Bella pair…

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  24. pauldodo
    October 27, 2009 at 10:12 am

    #23 plurabelle: yeah, then she could, like, use a hole punch to make dinky holes, like vampire bites…. I like!!

    P
    X

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  25. duckieuglings
    October 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23197521

    #23 and #24, axe and you shall receive.

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  26. The Blue Kraken
    October 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    just what i want. some bunch of skanky chicks on my ears to make some guy think im either a lesbian or i probably admire tramps

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  27. taissalada
    November 1, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    these earrings are not cosmo worthy. More like PBR worthy. If you insist on wearing them do yourself a favor and stay at home. Preferably in the dark too.

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  28. VoteAudrey
    November 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Now I need a drink.

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  29. whatthefuck
    November 12, 2009 at 6:32 am

    all i can say is omg…

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  30. Giles B. Guiling
    November 19, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Some people like the Jon Bon from the 80′s era, but I say nay. He’s much more distinguished looking in this photo; so good it had to be used twice! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33969976

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  31. porgester
    December 11, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    I would buy them if there were more bubbles in the lamination….

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  32. Say What
    December 20, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Much as I want to diss the laminated and beaded clipped out paper doll heads from TV Guide , the Baby Jane earrings Ninja mentioned are hot!

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33327509

    I am honestly bummed that they sold out! I could have totally worn those when I hang out with my gay guy friends. Life is so unfair!

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  33. bananabread
    December 20, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Who wouldn’t want to wear earrings with their slut idols plastered on them?

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  34. andreajones
    August 15, 2011 at 1:42 am

    By the look of these “girls” skin the last thing on their list would be a “cosmos” I suggest they live very healthy lives and have made many visits to the cosmetic clinic.

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  35. Frank Booth
    February 22, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    I liked these the first time I saw them … they were called “Shrink-A-Dinks”.

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