Oh my god. Why? Who? What?! No! Ugh. This is terrible. I don’t care how much you liked the show or unrealisticly related to the girls, this is just too much even for the most obsessed fan. Sad. Just. Sad.
I only watched one episode of the show, so I don’t know what to expect, but I have to ask…are these photos really the most attractive photos of these people they could dig up? I mean, really? Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she just sharted or something.
If I’m going to have the decapitated heads of four aging hags hanging off my earlobes all night, I just don’t want one of the heads to be giving off a “just sharted” vibe.
I think the reason they haven’t sold yet is bacause of the unfortunate choice of mauve for the bead dangles. It totally clashes with Miranda’s hair and looks more than a bit foolish.
these earrings are not cosmo worthy. More like PBR worthy. If you insist on wearing them do yourself a favor and stay at home. Preferably in the dark too.
By the look of these “girls” skin the last thing on their list would be a “cosmos” I suggest they live very healthy lives and have made many visits to the cosmetic clinic.
October 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Oh god, my poor earlobes! They hurt just looking at this horrible shit.
October 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Wow. That’s. Awesome.
Honestly I have no room to talk, I wear giant pink fairy earrings. But I only paid like five bucks for em.
October 26, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Oh my god. Why? Who? What?! No! Ugh. This is terrible. I don’t care how much you liked the show or unrealisticly related to the girls, this is just too much even for the most obsessed fan. Sad. Just. Sad.
October 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Someone really needs to take her laminating machine away.
October 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I remember when I had a small laminator. I laminated everything. It was awesome. But nowhere near as awesome as these earrings!
October 26, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Man, if I were an intellectual property lawyer working for a big media company I’d be all over Etsy looking for lawsuit fodder.
Oh, and nice lamination.
October 26, 2009 at 3:01 pm
OMG who knew they still made Shrinky Dinks… and they are available in “unattractive whore”… I thought they only came in cartoon characters.
October 26, 2009 at 3:02 pm
No no no!! These ones take the cake! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20194809
October 26, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I only watched one episode of the show, so I don’t know what to expect, but I have to ask…are these photos really the most attractive photos of these people they could dig up? I mean, really? Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she just sharted or something.
If I’m going to have the decapitated heads of four aging hags hanging off my earlobes all night, I just don’t want one of the heads to be giving off a “just sharted” vibe.
October 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm
how gauche. They’re not even shrinky dinks.
October 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm
makes me wish I had four eyes, how would one ever choose which to wear!
October 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm
You’re guaranteed to lose what friends you may have, if you show up wearing these atrocious earrings.
Also, I don’t get why you have Mr. Ed hanging from the chin of the blonde chick.
October 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@ #8 – those are fucking awesome! Does Mr. or Mrs. Roper go on the left or the right? And why are the beads different colors?
October 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I still drink cosmo’s but I think I would be denied service if I showed up in those…
October 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I’m partial to the slashy Brad Pitt & George Clooney pair.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13263404
October 26, 2009 at 6:47 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33327509
I think this one takes the crazy cake.
October 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Yesss! Laverne and Shirley!! Big fan! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25591713
October 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Why god, why?
October 26, 2009 at 7:28 pm
I dunno…honestly, this is not that bad, at least by Regretsy standards.
But this is coming from the girl who bough Sarah Palin “We Can Do It!”-esque button earrings. To each his own, lolz!
October 27, 2009 at 4:58 am
I think the reason they haven’t sold yet is bacause of the unfortunate choice of mauve for the bead dangles. It totally clashes with Miranda’s hair and looks more than a bit foolish.
October 27, 2009 at 6:01 am
Check out the added glitter on Brad and George’s shirts, it gives them that certain ‘je ne sais quoi’.
October 27, 2009 at 9:24 am
#20 It’s not the clash with Miranda’s hair that looks foolish.
October 27, 2009 at 9:57 am
I’m shocked there isn’t an Edward/Bella pair…
October 27, 2009 at 10:12 am
#23 plurabelle: yeah, then she could, like, use a hole punch to make dinky holes, like vampire bites…. I like!!
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October 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23197521
#23 and #24, axe and you shall receive.
October 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
just what i want. some bunch of skanky chicks on my ears to make some guy think im either a lesbian or i probably admire tramps
November 1, 2009 at 9:50 pm
these earrings are not cosmo worthy. More like PBR worthy. If you insist on wearing them do yourself a favor and stay at home. Preferably in the dark too.
November 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Now I need a drink.
November 12, 2009 at 6:32 am
all i can say is omg…
November 19, 2009 at 1:53 am
Some people like the Jon Bon from the 80′s era, but I say nay. He’s much more distinguished looking in this photo; so good it had to be used twice! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33969976
December 11, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I would buy them if there were more bubbles in the lamination….
December 20, 2009 at 9:55 am
Much as I want to diss the laminated and beaded clipped out paper doll heads from TV Guide , the Baby Jane earrings Ninja mentioned are hot!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33327509
I am honestly bummed that they sold out! I could have totally worn those when I hang out with my gay guy friends. Life is so unfair!
December 20, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Who wouldn’t want to wear earrings with their slut idols plastered on them?
August 15, 2011 at 1:42 am
By the look of these “girls” skin the last thing on their list would be a “cosmos” I suggest they live very healthy lives and have made many visits to the cosmetic clinic.
February 22, 2012 at 9:48 pm
I liked these the first time I saw them … they were called “Shrink-A-Dinks”.