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Sucks in the City

Posted by Helen Killer

33 comments

Boy, that would be fun! I mean, If anyone still drank Cosmos. And if you had friends.

Filed in Copyright Infringements, Jewelry 33 comments

33 Comments

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Oct 26, 2009
2:38 pm

#1 abnormalsanon :

Oh god, my poor earlobes! They hurt just looking at this horrible shit.

Rate this comment: +4

Oct 26, 2009
2:38 pm

#2 Jea :

Wow. That’s. Awesome.
Honestly I have no room to talk, I wear giant pink fairy earrings. But I only paid like five bucks for em.

Rate this comment: +3

Oct 26, 2009
2:47 pm

#3 bcason :

Oh my god. Why? Who? What?! No! Ugh. This is terrible. I don’t care how much you liked the show or unrealisticly related to the girls, this is just too much even for the most obsessed fan. Sad. Just. Sad.

Rate this comment: +1

Oct 26, 2009
2:48 pm

#4 tdro :

Someone really needs to take her laminating machine away.

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 26, 2009
2:48 pm

#5 notmyrealname :

I remember when I had a small laminator. I laminated everything. It was awesome. But nowhere near as awesome as these earrings!

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Oct 26, 2009
2:56 pm

#6 schadenfreude :

Man, if I were an intellectual property lawyer working for a big media company I’d be all over Etsy looking for lawsuit fodder.

Oh, and nice lamination.

Rate this comment: +3

Oct 26, 2009
3:01 pm

#7 bjones2009 :

OMG who knew they still made Shrinky Dinks… and they are available in “unattractive whore”… I thought they only came in cartoon characters.

Rate this comment: +4

Oct 26, 2009
3:02 pm

#8 everydaymama :

No no no!! These ones take the cake! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20194809

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 26, 2009
3:49 pm

#9 Holly Weird :

I only watched one episode of the show, so I don’t know what to expect, but I have to ask…are these photos really the most attractive photos of these people they could dig up? I mean, really? Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she just sharted or something.

If I’m going to have the decapitated heads of four aging hags hanging off my earlobes all night, I just don’t want one of the heads to be giving off a “just sharted” vibe.

Rate this comment: +7

Oct 26, 2009
3:57 pm

#10 JustJon :

how gauche. They’re not even shrinky dinks.

Rate this comment: +4

Oct 26, 2009
4:03 pm

#11 CateLawrence :

makes me wish I had four eyes, how would one ever choose which to wear!

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Oct 26, 2009
4:03 pm

#12 gazoo :

You’re guaranteed to lose what friends you may have, if you show up wearing these atrocious earrings.

Also, I don’t get why you have Mr. Ed hanging from the chin of the blonde chick.

Rate this comment: +4

Oct 26, 2009
5:37 pm

#13 AgoutiAvenger :

@ #8 – those are fucking awesome! Does Mr. or Mrs. Roper go on the left or the right? And why are the beads different colors?

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Oct 26, 2009
6:12 pm

#14 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

I still drink cosmo’s but I think I would be denied service if I showed up in those…

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Oct 26, 2009
6:20 pm

#15 Luna :

I’m partial to the slashy Brad Pitt & George Clooney pair.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13263404

Rate this comment: +3

Oct 26, 2009
6:47 pm

#16 NinjaGato :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33327509

I think this one takes the crazy cake.

Rate this comment: +1

Oct 26, 2009
6:53 pm

#17 bloopoo :

Yesss! Laverne and Shirley!! Big fan! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25591713

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Oct 26, 2009
7:04 pm

#18 sar-sar :

Why god, why?

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Oct 26, 2009
7:28 pm

#19 sbarnes2 :

I dunno…honestly, this is not that bad, at least by Regretsy standards.

But this is coming from the girl who bough Sarah Palin “We Can Do It!”-esque button earrings. To each his own, lolz!

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Oct 27, 2009
4:58 am

#20 YippySkippy :

I think the reason they haven’t sold yet is bacause of the unfortunate choice of mauve for the bead dangles. It totally clashes with Miranda’s hair and looks more than a bit foolish.

Rate this comment: +6

Oct 27, 2009
6:01 am

#21 nicole :

Check out the added glitter on Brad and George’s shirts, it gives them that certain ‘je ne sais quoi’.

Rate this comment: +7

Oct 27, 2009
9:24 am

#22 NinjaGato :

#20 It’s not the clash with Miranda’s hair that looks foolish.

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Oct 27, 2009
9:57 am

#23 plurabelle :

I’m shocked there isn’t an Edward/Bella pair…

Rate this comment: +6

Oct 27, 2009
10:12 am

#24 pauldodo :

#23 plurabelle: yeah, then she could, like, use a hole punch to make dinky holes, like vampire bites…. I like!!

P
X

Rate this comment: +2

Oct 27, 2009
12:18 pm

#25 duckieuglings :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23197521

#23 and #24, axe and you shall receive.

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Oct 28, 2009
5:45 pm

#26 The Blue Kraken :

just what i want. some bunch of skanky chicks on my ears to make some guy think im either a lesbian or i probably admire tramps

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Nov 1, 2009
9:50 pm

#27 taissalada :

these earrings are not cosmo worthy. More like PBR worthy. If you insist on wearing them do yourself a favor and stay at home. Preferably in the dark too.

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Nov 11, 2009
10:13 pm

#28 VoteAudrey :

Now I need a drink.

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Nov 12, 2009
6:32 am

#29 whatthefuck :

all i can say is omg…

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Nov 19, 2009
1:53 am

#30 Giles B. Guiling :

Some people like the Jon Bon from the 80’s era, but I say nay. He’s much more distinguished looking in this photo; so good it had to be used twice! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33969976

Rate this comment: +1