Boy, that would be fun! I mean, If anyone still drank Cosmos. And if you had friends.
Oh god, my poor earlobes! They hurt just looking at this horrible shit.
Wow. That’s. Awesome.
Honestly I have no room to talk, I wear giant pink fairy earrings. But I only paid like five bucks for em.
Oh my god. Why? Who? What?! No! Ugh. This is terrible. I don’t care how much you liked the show or unrealisticly related to the girls, this is just too much even for the most obsessed fan. Sad. Just. Sad.
Someone really needs to take her laminating machine away.
I remember when I had a small laminator. I laminated everything. It was awesome. But nowhere near as awesome as these earrings!
Man, if I were an intellectual property lawyer working for a big media company I’d be all over Etsy looking for lawsuit fodder.
Oh, and nice lamination.
OMG who knew they still made Shrinky Dinks… and they are available in “unattractive whore”… I thought they only came in cartoon characters.
No no no!! These ones take the cake! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20194809
I only watched one episode of the show, so I don’t know what to expect, but I have to ask…are these photos really the most attractive photos of these people they could dig up? I mean, really? Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she just sharted or something.
If I’m going to have the decapitated heads of four aging hags hanging off my earlobes all night, I just don’t want one of the heads to be giving off a “just sharted” vibe.
how gauche. They’re not even shrinky dinks.
makes me wish I had four eyes, how would one ever choose which to wear!
You’re guaranteed to lose what friends you may have, if you show up wearing these atrocious earrings.
Also, I don’t get why you have Mr. Ed hanging from the chin of the blonde chick.
@ #8 – those are fucking awesome! Does Mr. or Mrs. Roper go on the left or the right? And why are the beads different colors?
I still drink cosmo’s but I think I would be denied service if I showed up in those…
I’m partial to the slashy Brad Pitt & George Clooney pair.
I think this one takes the crazy cake.
Yesss! Laverne and Shirley!! Big fan! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25591713
Why god, why?
I dunno…honestly, this is not that bad, at least by Regretsy standards.
But this is coming from the girl who bough Sarah Palin “We Can Do It!”-esque button earrings. To each his own, lolz!
I think the reason they haven’t sold yet is bacause of the unfortunate choice of mauve for the bead dangles. It totally clashes with Miranda’s hair and looks more than a bit foolish.
Check out the added glitter on Brad and George’s shirts, it gives them that certain ‘je ne sais quoi’.
#20 It’s not the clash with Miranda’s hair that looks foolish.
I’m shocked there isn’t an Edward/Bella pair…
#23 plurabelle: yeah, then she could, like, use a hole punch to make dinky holes, like vampire bites…. I like!!
#23 and #24, axe and you shall receive.
just what i want. some bunch of skanky chicks on my ears to make some guy think im either a lesbian or i probably admire tramps
these earrings are not cosmo worthy. More like PBR worthy. If you insist on wearing them do yourself a favor and stay at home. Preferably in the dark too.
Now I need a drink.
all i can say is omg…
Some people like the Jon Bon from the 80′s era, but I say nay. He’s much more distinguished looking in this photo; so good it had to be used twice! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33969976
I would buy them if there were more bubbles in the lamination….
Much as I want to diss the laminated and beaded clipped out paper doll heads from TV Guide , the Baby Jane earrings Ninja mentioned are hot!
I am honestly bummed that they sold out! I could have totally worn those when I hang out with my gay guy friends. Life is so unfair!
Who wouldn’t want to wear earrings with their slut idols plastered on them?
By the look of these “girls” skin the last thing on their list would be a “cosmos” I suggest they live very healthy lives and have made many visits to the cosmetic clinic.
I liked these the first time I saw them … they were called “Shrink-A-Dinks”.
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