It’s apt that this seller’s name is “art4dogs”.
This one it weird and awful in many ways…
But I think this one is better for being awful: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31750904
“This is from a Tiger I met in China. This is an oil on canvas 48 x 36 of a woman walking a tiger, as well as a woman petting a tiger.”
First of all, why does the woman holding the leash have a beard… and why does the woman petting the tiger look suspiciously like Michael Jackson?
i love how etsy says to make things reasonably priced and not overprice them…i think people do this in order to NOT have anyone buy it, so they are basically paying 20 cents for an online listing and it’s good for 4 months…it is like they are using etsy as an online gallery and not a selling venue…
After careful examination of this painting, I’m convinced that both of the subjects originally started as cats. At some point, the artist attempted to turn the one on the left into a Rabbi. We may never know why.
1. I hate to say it, but I think Regretsy, as great as it is, is fueling the crap explosion. People are probably intentionally making crap to be featured here, as a kind of inverse, alternate universe fame.
2. Is that Jesus holding the tiger’s leash?
3. Is the vampire shit over yet?
at least there’s no excrements, sex, violence, or abortion scenes. but the anatomy – OMG. where’s the right half of his body?
and where’s the painting of jesus with a guinea pig?
I think this must be a kids art work, the only reason for the REAL oil thing, or a special adult. In which case it isn’t that bad…Really the color scheme in the background is appealing. The pussy being cupped by those giant jew hands, a little disturbing though.
Funny you should mention the Mother Theresa painting, because that’s actually the one I submitted. Hey, you never know what is going to please Helen Killer. I am doing my best.
It’s a STEAL…being “framed in gold”, and all. Makes me feel dirty to take advantage of the value, though. It reminds me too much of gold Jewish dental fillings.
October 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Rectum? It nearly killed em.
October 26, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I have a suspicion this shmendrik was the one responsible for amputating the arms of the kitten-headed invalid in that other painting.
But he was smart, and undersold it by $98,000. Such a deal!! I’ll take two, please.
October 26, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I’m pretty certain that the Torah has a bit about cats with heads as big as humans. Doesn’t it?
October 26, 2009 at 4:19 pm
that Rabbi has a camel toe mouth.
October 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm
A grand for that?
I prefer this one! The whale is as big as the dog in the boat, LOL!! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31532557
October 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@#4, LMAO!!!!! ;D
October 26, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I can’t believe you passed up this painting of Mother Theresa with a German “Shepard”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31750449
It’s a steal at only $700
October 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Pussies, Jews, big hands; I think you could prolly squeeze in a bit about a beard, too, mebbe?
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October 26, 2009 at 5:27 pm
What do you think of the rectum?As a whole?
October 26, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Big hands, and no thumbs – just a regular finger where a thumb should be. Eerie!
October 26, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I wonder if this painting is meant to commemorate the kittens bris?
October 26, 2009 at 7:02 pm
It’s apt that this seller’s name is “art4dogs”.
This one it weird and awful in many ways…
But I think this one is better for being awful:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31750904
“This is from a Tiger I met in China. This is an oil on canvas 48 x 36 of a woman walking a tiger, as well as a woman petting a tiger.”
First of all, why does the woman holding the leash have a beard… and why does the woman petting the tiger look suspiciously like Michael Jackson?
October 26, 2009 at 7:03 pm
i love how etsy says to make things reasonably priced and not overprice them…i think people do this in order to NOT have anyone buy it, so they are basically paying 20 cents for an online listing and it’s good for 4 months…it is like they are using etsy as an online gallery and not a selling venue…
October 26, 2009 at 7:14 pm
#13
or worse. they think someone will actually pay that much for it.
October 26, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I think it’s more of a case of delusional thinking that they’re “great artists” making “great art” and it should be priced as such.
October 26, 2009 at 8:58 pm
After careful examination of this painting, I’m convinced that both of the subjects originally started as cats. At some point, the artist attempted to turn the one on the left into a Rabbi. We may never know why.
October 26, 2009 at 9:41 pm
#16, you are absolutely right!
October 26, 2009 at 10:12 pm
omjesus, they were both cats!!
(hehe.. rectum as a whole)
October 26, 2009 at 11:39 pm
1. I hate to say it, but I think Regretsy, as great as it is, is fueling the crap explosion. People are probably intentionally making crap to be featured here, as a kind of inverse, alternate universe fame.
2. Is that Jesus holding the tiger’s leash?
3. Is the vampire shit over yet?
October 26, 2009 at 11:58 pm
#19 – This one was posted on Etsy before Regretsy even got going.
October 27, 2009 at 12:25 am
And the rabbi has a harelip. I’m sure that’s significant.
October 27, 2009 at 1:08 am
at least there’s no excrements, sex, violence, or abortion scenes. but the anatomy – OMG. where’s the right half of his body?
and where’s the painting of jesus with a guinea pig?
October 27, 2009 at 7:38 am
I know this link was already posted, but I thought it was worth quoting her descriptions- http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31532557
“It is a real oil painting, with real oil paints”
Did we think it was a real oil painting with fake oil paints? Or maybe a fake oil painting with real oil paints?
October 27, 2009 at 7:53 am
I think this must be a kids art work, the only reason for the REAL oil thing, or a special adult. In which case it isn’t that bad…Really the color scheme in the background is appealing. The pussy being cupped by those giant jew hands, a little disturbing though.
October 27, 2009 at 9:28 am
Oh man, this one rules!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=31750449
Mother Theresa had man hands! Pass it on!
(!!!)
October 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm
There’s a joke in here about pussies and Jews with big hands, but I’m too drunk to figure it out.
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HAHAAAAAA! The comments are half the fun!
October 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Funny you should mention the Mother Theresa painting, because that’s actually the one I submitted. Hey, you never know what is going to please Helen Killer. I am doing my best.
November 26, 2009 at 7:12 pm
It’s a STEAL…being “framed in gold”, and all. Makes me feel dirty to take advantage of the value, though. It reminds me too much of gold Jewish dental fillings.
May 14, 2011 at 3:55 am
For this crazy price this shit need to be framed in a 24K Gold, you motherfucker!..