Little Meth House on the Prairie
I’m already in LOVE with these $135 used sweatpants! I just wish I had that patchwork top, so I could really rock that “Holly Hobbie meets Charo” look. That would be SUPER SWEET!
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October 22, 2009 at 8:55 am
It really looks as if children’s size skirts have just been attached to sweatpants. All three items that went into making this are ugly, and the combination does not improve
October 22, 2009 at 8:57 am
I thought they were pillowcases.
October 22, 2009 at 9:03 am
I’m still trying to figure out where exactly I’m supposed to wear these. If I wore them to the gym, they would kick me out.
October 22, 2009 at 9:03 am
It just goes to show ya…having a hot body isn’t everything. You need some pants made from grandma’s curtains to really accentuate the positive!
October 22, 2009 at 9:07 am
I don’t know. I don’t think anyone could rock these pants like the chick wearing them for the picture.
October 22, 2009 at 9:08 am
FYI…in case you’re wondering. You can also purchase the shirt from her “shop” as well as other forms of these hideous pants including jeans. Lovely!
October 22, 2009 at 9:09 am
Vintage sweat pants? I think only vintage underpants would appeal less.
October 22, 2009 at 9:12 am
I’ll never understand the appeal of those bell bottom pants. I see the kids wearing them all the time. I think these would look better if the legs were the same. They look comfy though, for what it’s worth.
October 22, 2009 at 9:13 am
OH! GOOD! I CANNNN purchase the top! because really, the pants without the top just. wouldn’t. work.
October 22, 2009 at 9:16 am
$135.00 for this crap? Oh goodness! I need to fish out my sewing machine and throw together something crappy like this and charge an outrageous price! Perhaps bell bottom used undies? Anyone?
February 27, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Ohhh she went there. ‘Upcycled hippie boyshorts’, anyone? I dared to look at her profile >_< My mistake!
October 22, 2009 at 9:20 am
Upcycle cloth menstrual pads into snugglies!
October 22, 2009 at 9:36 am
The shirt is a bargain at only $65. That’s probably because she hasn’t finished sewing it. Check out the attention to detail:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27797709
October 22, 2009 at 9:45 am
Someone’s grandmother is going to be highly annoyed at the trouser-shaped holes in her summerhouse curtains…
October 22, 2009 at 9:46 am
Trannys usually dress much,much better than this.
October 22, 2009 at 9:54 am
Holy crap, I *own* the brown/pink half of her left leg. It’s a skirt from … er, Old Navy, maybe, from about 5 years ago? It makes a pretty cute skirt, but I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to wear it again!
October 22, 2009 at 9:55 am
Is it me or is that top made for somebody with a MUCH larger chest?… larger or saggy-er.
October 22, 2009 at 9:55 am
These purposefully uneven sweats are special: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=27797319
October 22, 2009 at 9:55 am
Her profile is a hoot! Love this part:
The goal is to have a closet filled with clothes that fit to flatter, that can be thrown on without thought or plan & leave you never feeling better. Have fun getting dressed!
And ColdSalt, love the idea! I’ll only use vintage and recycled fabrics too ;P
October 22, 2009 at 10:04 am
An insult to hippies everywhere!
October 22, 2009 at 10:07 am
i can’t get over the price on these things… crack must have gone up.
October 22, 2009 at 10:25 am
Those totally ARE children’s skirts! and the ones that goblin (#17) pointed out look like ol’ dirty slips….. This is some seriously horrific fashion!
October 22, 2009 at 11:03 am
What kills me is she’s selling a LOT of stuff at those prices.
October 22, 2009 at 11:31 am
Or you could buy a pair of sweatpants and wear those with two mismatched child-sized peasant skirts pulled up to your knees. For, like $20 tops.
October 22, 2009 at 11:58 am
What the hell does Strawberry Shortcake have to do with those pants? Leave poor little Strawberry out of it!
October 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm
“Vintage,” “Sweatpants,” “Bell-Bottoms.” Three words that should NEVER be put together into the same sentence.
October 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
helen, you forgot to throw in a couple of stupid smileys in your comment. and hey, only ONE EXCLAMATION MARK???
you’re welcome.
October 22, 2009 at 12:45 pm
This is what happens when Holly Hobby hangs out with Lindsay Lohan. I’m just sayin’.
October 22, 2009 at 1:04 pm
The amount that people think they can charge for this shit is astounding!
Putting “Vintage” or “Handmade” into the description does not make you Donatella Versace!
October 22, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Wow…most of the stuff in her shop is just…wow.
There was a Bob Marley shirt that she just sewed a big freakin’ piece of fabric to and called it a “reconstruction”. I can’t believe people get away with that
October 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Re: #27 MR – BwaHaHaHaHA!
October 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Um, am I the only one noticing that the model is pretty clearly not wearing underwear??? Really not liking the idea of potentially receiving somebody else’s pubes in my $135 package of calico hippie fashionista pants.
October 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
For more entertainment read her customer feedback.
October 22, 2009 at 3:01 pm
WTF.
Are these like the kind of thing people buy for role playing or something? Like, as #27 MR proposed, for your Lindsey Lohan meets Holly Hobby fantasy?
October 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Oooo! “ADD TO CART” definitely!
October 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=20830558
WHAT DID JUICY DO TO YOU WOMAN? She has decimated my favorite brand- and sells her items for almost as much as they cost to buy at Macys- you know, when they’re new and look good? o.O
October 22, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Pieces are designed with a raw look
Suuuuuuuuure they are.
February 27, 2011 at 8:55 pm
“Designed with a raw look… so use special care and hand wash” = my shit is janky and will fall apart either in the washer or on your body.
October 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Hey, if she wanted to expand her market she could get together with that Neon Zebra pants seller and create a “drive-thru” version of these.
October 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@ #31 HomeAlone: And no bra in any of the pics either. BLECH!
October 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm
OMG! The only thing that came to my mind was “where’s that barf bucket!”
October 22, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Is it possible that this is a veiled offer for sex? You order the expensive, ridiculous pants, and you get 35 minutes of intimacy?
October 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm
That model has a hella-ugly back.
October 23, 2009 at 3:49 am
this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=15093932
basically cut a great vintage dress in half, didn’t finish the “hem” on the “top,” added a casing on the skirt and sold it as a skirt here: http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=15531447
minimal, at best, effort! and she makes money selling this shit. the fact that i have talent and skills and design sense means nothing in the face of this travesty. i was a professional tailor and costume designer – couture-trained, at that, by people who worked for Chanel! and Galanos! and other fine houses, for years and this makes me want to throw up.
October 23, 2009 at 5:40 am
she’s put curtains on some walmart tracksuit pants?
October 23, 2009 at 5:43 am
Those sweat pants are nowhere near vintage. They’re from Old Navy about two years ago. Two years does not equal vintage, but I guess on Meth, it does!
October 23, 2009 at 8:21 am
There is seriously nothing wrong with this woman’s bod, but what she chooses to dress it in is amazingly ugly. The stuff of Tim Gunn’s nightmares.
Easy to spot at a club/bar….guys can say “Check the chick with the ‘bat shit crazy’ pants on.” They don’t want so much to get into her pants so much as get them the hell off of her.
October 23, 2009 at 8:33 am
I seem to remember making these type of pants with my friends in 5/6th grade. They were a hit until my friend wiped out in them and ate gravel. I think they got banned at school after that.
October 23, 2009 at 9:50 am
When did vintage start meaning ‘used shit that no one wants but isn’t even really old’?
October 23, 2009 at 9:53 am
WAIT!!! She wants $400 for a denim vest complete with confederate flag patch. I’m going to have to log off and do some work now. My world just imploded.
October 23, 2009 at 10:05 am
I guess Bourbon finally met Outfitters!
October 23, 2009 at 10:12 am
Haha, no comment! I love Regretsy! It’s my new favorite website. Please, keep up the good work, this stuff is priceless, just priceless.
October 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm
No underwear! Can we say ewww??! As if the outfit isn’t already vomit inducing enough…
October 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Actually the one on the right is a skirt, I should know, I bought the same one at old navy about 2 years ago. It now lives with goodwill.
October 24, 2009 at 3:40 am
my god, I don’t know what is more annoying, the fact she’s mistagging, that it looks *really* bad or the fact that she has actually made a lot of money shitting out of her mouth ! She has got an amazing figure though but if she can’t pull it off, who can?
October 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
All of her items seem to have been created with LOVE. I’m looking forward to a BDSM line of clothing items put together with HATE. “Handmade dungeon master HATE leather hood with inward facing steel spikes. Fun times for you favorite slaveboy!”
October 26, 2009 at 1:35 am
This stuff looks like 15 yards of bad carpet.
October 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Again, there’s obviously a market for poorly constructed garments….what is going on?
November 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Shoot..I would have bought them if they had an authentic tye-died crotch from past women who wore these before me.
November 8, 2009 at 10:41 pm
It’s the details, people, the details… like how she rolled down the top of the waistband to show off her tramp stamp.
December 27, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Hot body? Sexy girl? Where?
I’m still trying to find her tits.
May 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm
Same here
May 6, 2011 at 1:42 pm
That right “bell bottom” is definitely a skirt from old navy. When you wear it as a skirt and not as extra room for your elephantitis it is cute.
May 21, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Ha! I had that brown and pink skirt about 10 years ago…