Kjør på baby!
Here’s a story about Regretsy on the Norwegian website, Hjorthen. The Google translation is a bit iffy, but I get the feeling it’s a good review:
“All will be the better with a vagina. The more and larger, the better it is.”
I might want to convo someone about getting that on a sampler.
- Pants pictured in article available here
October 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Might? Must! Team up the Vagina Crafters. Emblazon that on every Vagina thing ever and you’ll make a fortune.
October 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I LOVE the bad translation!
“It’s almost that I wish I had your period, only to bleed on this stool creator of a vampire.”
Yeah! So damn cheering after that monopoly soda can necklace.
October 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Forget convoing someone, I’d stitch you a sampler of that for free. Would you like it on denim blue Aida, white Aida, white linen or ivory linen?
October 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Glückwunsch! At least, I think… I did, after all, get that off the internets.
October 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm
More? Yes.
Larger? No.
October 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
My Google comes up with: “Everything is better with a vagina. The more and bigger, the better it is.”
My favorite translation: “And I never understood the point of handicrafts and gutted the school …”
October 22, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Another sampler person, Miss Baah:
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6807173
She does little samples with cute sayings like “Fuck You.”
She just bought one of my tentacle scarves and I found her very pleasant to deal with.
October 23, 2009 at 2:17 am
Here’s a bit of a translation:
“Oy oy, here’s an interesting site. I came across Regretsy via My 2 Second Shelf Life. It’s a site that presents handmade things that are for sale on the net some place. Here there are many good things. Now that the krone [Norwegian currency] is as strong as it is, you can quickly see that fifty dollars for these [not sure what "antrekket" means] is just plain dirt-cheap.
Neon Zebra Drive Thru has neon green trim, and a zipper that goes all the way around. Here it is in other words, just drive through baby!”
Sorry, Norwegian isn’t my first language!
(But I do speak it. Can’t read it very well.)
October 27, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Fleur1870: your translation is pretty good. “Antrekket” is Norwegian for “outfit”.
The rest of the article says:
Other naughty jewels are for example a bear from Texas in plush with a “Oversized handcrafted graphic vagina”, something that’s always a good idea. Anything’s better with a vagina. The more and bigger, the better.
Or, for the cat who has everything: a featus-shaped cat toy with navel string, filled with catnip.
TBC
October 27, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Continued:
This one is truly amazing, just too good for the Norwegian national art show. If you have $350 to spare you can buy a stuffed squirrelfish.
My first teddy bear is a good start, but as long as it’s not their last, there’s no where to go but up. At least it’s cheap!
$85 for already torn tights sounds like trickery, but when you think about it… Gilde (Norwegian meat company) tries to sell you already cooked minced meat to over 170 kroner ($30) per kilo.
TBC
October 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Continued…
You probably didn’t know you needed an AIDS-clock before you saw it right now, did you?
Or how about a porcelain dildo to honour your femininity? Put it wherever you want it, after a round in the dishwasher it should be as good as new!
But my true favourite has to be this one. I almost wish I had periods just so I could bleed on this little bastard of a vampire:
And me, who never understood the point of wood work and crafts in school…
January 27, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I’m not positive that a bigger vagina is ALWAYS better, but probably yes if you’re attempting a speculum-free Pap smear.