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Oct 21, 20099:13 am
Crack addicts should stay away from 1) sewing machines; 2) magic markers; 3) Proust.
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Oct 21, 20099:14 am
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Oct 21, 20099:21 am
Hey tard, have you ever heard of trying clothes on first? Also have you ever heard of double checking your spelling as you go?
But I have to give it to her, at least she’s not charging $85 for this monstrosity…that makes her suck at life a lot less.
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Oct 21, 20099:23 am
The whole shop should be Regretsy’d – although this skirt is clearly the anti-winner.
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Oct 21, 20099:27 am
It was not an easy choice. The Proust quote put it over the top.
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Oct 21, 20099:29 am
This is lovely…visit her shop and you will also see the skirts with the denim heart right over your hoo-ha. Please don’t let this be one of my aunts crafting for Christmas!
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Oct 21, 20099:30 am
I refuse to look at that shop again, even if I am having the shittiest day ever, I will not look at those other items, especially the black denim skirt with the heart applique in the crotch area and the many hearts in the butt area.
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Oct 21, 20099:31 am
If the skirt is too small, why does it come up to her neck? I think she should make a cape out of it, photograph a studly man in vampire teeth wearing it, turn it into printed fabric and make reusable menstrual pads.
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Oct 21, 20099:31 am
Even better both the quotes were used in the movie “Loving Annabelle”. Verbatim. About as deep as the kiddie pool.
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Oct 21, 20099:36 am
And the jeans are acid washed!
Holy shit! Just Holy shit!
Why god, why?
You know, when I was in high school and there were bohemian wannabe kids, and when I was in art school, and there were hippie wannabe adult-kids… but really, who needs to make more than 1 of these monstrosities? Maybe this person could get together with the creator of “party sweater” and swap ideas.
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Oct 21, 20099:46 am
Remembrance of Things Trashed.
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Oct 21, 20099:47 am
This photo is particularly charming, what with the bonus dog butt and all….
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=29797217
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Oct 21, 20099:54 am
Pritty? But where’s the wimzy?
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Oct 21, 20099:55 am
No, no…
Shirtless dude modeling “custom messenger bag” reveals lining which has separated from bag itself to expose selvage edge FTW!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29822917
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Oct 21, 20099:56 am
Thank you, Proust, for suggesting a new pair of eyes. I need them now.
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Oct 21, 200910:40 am
I have to mention the artist’s profile in which she shares (and these are not ironic quotes) “I recently killed my frist [sic] machine because of using it 24/7.” Thankfully dear fashionistas, this designer will NOT be deterred: “Number 2 is bigger and better. So far its awsome been on it for 3 days straight.hehe”
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Oct 21, 200910:49 am
But the drugs are relieving all but the worst symptoms….
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Oct 21, 200911:11 am
Oohhh yeaahh baby, wicked cool skirt. And so long, too! Or maybe the woman holding it has no body and is just legs and arms you know? Wicked!
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Oct 21, 200911:19 am
This shit sucked in the 70’s and really does now.
Yard Sale Fodder 2010
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Oct 21, 200911:30 am
funny the one thing in her shop that she referred to as “hideous” was the only one that was close to wearable (for me). what the heck has she going on with putting big hearts over little girls’ crotches? it’s scary.
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Oct 21, 200911:38 am
lovin’ the pie chart!
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Oct 21, 200911:43 am
I hope she makes some three-legged jeans soon. I’m there!
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Oct 21, 200911:50 am
I’m going to need new eyes after viewing this skirt.
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Oct 21, 200911:57 am
@#17 socharmed – Her “frist” sewing machine didn’t just die, it committed suicide. She clearly didn’t get the hint.
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Oct 21, 200912:09 pm
After browsing the shop, all I can say is that there is a certain minority of the population who shouldn’t be given internet access.
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Oct 21, 200912:26 pm
I love how the seller admits she’s too unskilled to make clothing that will fit herself. What a way to inspire buyer confidence!
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Oct 21, 200912:29 pm
I hope she buys a dictionary when she sells something. Modle? Pritty?
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Oct 21, 200912:35 pm
I think she must be holding them under her chin. Or with her underboob. People that say “wicked cool” scare me more than clowns or custom vaginas.
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Oct 21, 200912:58 pm
The spelling errors make me shiver! You can TELL where she messed up! She just wrote over it! ACK! Plus it is not aesthetically pleasing at all (aka oogly!). Just chop it up and make it into compost- PLEASE!
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Oct 21, 20091:31 pm
LMAO at #12 minnepurl’s comment!
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Oct 21, 20092:11 pm
Easily, hands down, the worst thing I’ve seen on this website so far.
How the fuck can someone sew so much and still be terrible at it? Ugh, doesn’t make any sense. Her shop is an abomination and she’d be doing us a favor if she stopped posting her eyesores of a creation.
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Oct 21, 20093:08 pm
Best opening line ever: “Have you ever bought something because it was so hideous you just had to have it?”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29899795
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Oct 21, 20094:43 pm
Oh my god. What the hell. This shit is clogging up Etsy? I give up.
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Oct 21, 20094:52 pm
@ plurabelle: “the pants they used to be” is my new favourite band name.
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Oct 21, 20095:20 pm
Yay pie chart! That is hilarious, but really the only problem with that skirt is that it is not on fire.
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Oct 21, 20095:23 pm
Oh dear! Another deluded person who thinks they make something that any sane person would want. It’s an epidemic of untalented and misguided so-called “crafters”. PLEASE!! For the love of God, STOP MAKING THIS CRAP!!
I am now off to bang my head on a wall!
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Oct 21, 20095:48 pm
omg, look at her dog roaming around this listing… om fuck!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30669062
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Oct 21, 20096:07 pm
@#38: Does that listing also qualify for a listing in Vaginas? Nice flower.
Quote: “it wasn’t that hard.” I should hope not–not so hard one would go to the trouble to remove the open Goya seasoning and the damn dog from the listing.
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Oct 21, 20096:30 pm
OMG!!! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29822917
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Oct 21, 20097:00 pm
I am fascinated – nay, hypnotized – by the terrible penmanship. I mean, she must REALIZE how bad her handwriting is, right? I mean, how could you not? I mean, so why would you handwrite things, and then try to sell them? I mean… I…
*scrolls back up and stares at handwriting some more*
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Oct 21, 20097:54 pm
my god, we are being cruel. Guys, maybe she is 9 and this is part of tactile garbage therapy for autism and being exposed to too much Georgia O’Keefe as a toddler.
It all fits, no?
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Oct 21, 20098:35 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29822917
Is…. that a shirtless boy modeling the tote bag?
We have problems with this. Yes, we do.
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Oct 21, 20098:49 pm
It fascinates me that in every single one of her listings, the person modeling or holding up the item is topless.
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Oct 21, 20098:51 pm
It’s hard to decide if that’s worse than the fact that this lady can’t even hem her edges.
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Oct 21, 200911:00 pm
what the hell? Is she holding it with her teeth at the top or something?
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Oct 21, 200911:12 pm
Maybe the poor young man who “modled” that ragged messenger bag is “modling” this lovely item.
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Oct 22, 20095:10 am
The simple fact that she has her fucking cat as her avatar pisses me off.
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Oct 22, 20096:01 am
Awwww, yeah! Why don’t you unzip that fly a bit show me some cleavage. Nothing sexier than unzipped jeans cleavage.
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Oct 22, 20096:10 am
I just got my mom to hover over my computer and check out the site. As a lifelong seamstress, she was horrified by the bad craftsmanship! And then lamented how awful these skirts looked back in the seventies when she was a teenager.
She was double-horrified by the orange “zebra” print pants. She laughed so hard at the horror that she became dizzy…
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Oct 22, 20097:41 am
Baa ha ha ha!!! That shirtless kid modeling the messenger bag is priceless!!! What is this seller THINKING??? Underage sex sells? Me thinks not.
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Oct 22, 200910:34 am
WTF is going on in people’s heads?! She sold 2 items on 10/18!
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=20552220
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=20552219
I hope whoever is buying up this shit has plans to open a kickass CraftFail Museum or something. The thought of these being worn anywhere, even to Walmart, is scary as hell!
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Oct 22, 200910:36 am
It’s a sad day in the sweat shops when the seamstresses are taking the shirts off other people’s backs to create so-called clothing.
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Oct 22, 20099:52 pm
why doesn’t she sew a shirt for her son/husband/model? or modle? lol
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Oct 23, 20096:15 am
The “cutting jeans/pants open and making a skirt by adding copious amounts of ugly material and then slapping a patch/pocket over the former crotch area” trend MUST BE STOPPED. I think this seller is the only one doing it so I guess what I’m saying is she must be stopped. There are ways to turn pants into skirts without holes that need to be covered by shitty appliques. You have internet access, look it up.
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Oct 23, 20099:25 am
That Proust quote isn’t long enough and the Rainer Maria Rilke quote is surely making him turn in his grave, but hey–at least they weren’t “Twilight” quotes. 
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Oct 23, 200912:44 pm
I’m returning my English degree. I had no idea Proust nor Rilke could ever be “wicked cool.”
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Oct 27, 20091:17 pm
Is that a garbage bag taped on her window?? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30669062
If you give a redneck a sewing machine, then she’ll want to sew ugly skirts made from a pair of jeans. And when she’s made a skirt, then she’ll want to write on it. And when she’s done…
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Nov 9, 200912:50 pm
These are as bad as the god-awful November ‘09 Levi’s commercials spouting Walt Whitman and William S. Burroughs poems.
Hipsters must die.
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Nov 9, 200912:51 pm
Possible correction: Spoken word is poetry, is it not?
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Nov 17, 20091:14 am
I just don’t think a true “crack addict” would have made a skirt waaaayyyyyyyyy too small. It’d prolly be HUGE?!? Just a musing. At least it isn’t “whimsical”.
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All 5 + poor penmanship. My cat has better handwriting.
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