N for No – NSFW

Posted by Helen Killer 49 comments

49 Comments
Oct 21, 2009
3:06 pm

what.. is.. it.. ?

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Oct 21, 2009
3:11 pm
#2 NinjaGato :
What this tells us is that if you get an abortion you turn into a frog.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:12 pm
Looks more like a stillbirth to me, but hey, that’s splitting hairs.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:13 pm
#4 jenny :

She gave birth to a dead caterpillar like the one in the old Dangermouse cartoons.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:14 pm
#5 NinjaGato :

same “artist” http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25048204
apparently birth and pregnancy is a theme in her “art”

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Oct 21, 2009
3:17 pm
#6 Monstrosa :
For children? Of course! A scene from the classic fairy tale, “The Frog Abortionist.”

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Oct 21, 2009
3:20 pm
#7 Jennie :
Apparently a week-dead plague victim has given birth to a stillborn .. beetle? Of some kind?

I like the Nathaniel Hawthorne touch, though, with the beetle-coordinated stripey “A.”

If she’d wanted it to stand for ‘abortion’ she’d have surely included a little vacuum hose or an unbent wire hanger.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:20 pm

As for “See it in a Room,” is that an ob/gyn’s office?

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Oct 21, 2009
3:24 pm
#9 Helen Killer :

Yes, we Photoshopped it in there, just to try it out. I think it looks fantastic.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:25 pm
#10 Monstrosa :
I’m trying to understand why the dead lizard baby is wearing headphones.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:27 pm
#11 Monstrosa :
Or possibly, it’s a pinstriped squid and those are its grasping tentacles.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:36 pm
#12 goblin :
No. Not. Possible. I thought regretsy couldn’t astound me like that anymore. I thought I had built up a tolerance. Oh no.

And yet only $10. If it sells, I may be to blame.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:44 pm
#13 Moons in Leo :

I’m only sorry I’m not an ob/gyn or I would totally buy it for the office.

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Oct 21, 2009
3:46 pm
#14 MinnePurl :

Well, according to that justice of the peace in Louisiana, children born from interracial relationships always suffer….

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Oct 21, 2009
3:47 pm
#15 Leftsider :

Is this some hideous twist on ‘Wind In The Willows’, involuntary emesis style?

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Oct 21, 2009
3:52 pm
#16 moi :

Oh.My.God. It just warranted more than just OMG.

That is hideous, and just beyond any rational explanation as to the reason for its existence.

However, the ’see it in a room’ is brilliantly done.

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Oct 21, 2009
4:29 pm
#17 HomeAlone :

ok I just figured it out, it’s not a dead upside down frog, that yellow striped bean in the middle is the baby – with little string arms and X’s for eyes, which means….well…..looks like a late term abortion by the size of him.

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Oct 21, 2009
4:46 pm
#18 MinnePurl :
No one will thank me for this, but if you look at it upside down, the resemblance to Mr. Peanut is uncanny.

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Oct 21, 2009
5:14 pm
#19 Angela :
Where’s the rest of them? V is for vomit. H is for Hematoma. Come on, finish what you start lady. This inappropriate alphabet is incomplete.

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Oct 21, 2009
5:16 pm
#20 everydaymama :

Ok, if I had some odd green polka dot disease and my baby looked like a freakish bumblebee, then I guess this picture might be appropriate… Oh hell, who are we kidding! This is horrible no matter what “fun” colors the artist paints it in!!

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Oct 21, 2009
5:37 pm
#21 worldfamousfudgy :

“Y” is for YUCK!

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Oct 21, 2009
5:41 pm
#22 chicaflamenca :

This shit is sick.

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Oct 21, 2009
5:41 pm
#23 Karma :

Why is a sleestak aborting a striped bumble bee?

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Oct 21, 2009
5:55 pm
#24 YippySkippy :

She’s managed to do the impossible. She’s come up with a design that’s pure marketing genius for both pro-choice and right-to-life groups. It’s not easy to make abortion look both fun and scary!

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Oct 21, 2009
7:16 pm
#25 Frankenkitty :

The birth of Mr. Hanky’s striped cousin. Hidey Ho!

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Oct 21, 2009
8:02 pm

When does V begin?

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Oct 21, 2009
8:24 pm
#27 AgoutiAvenger :

My personal guess is that ‘A’ is for Africa and the dead baby signifies all the infants born to mothers with HIV. But that’s just a wild guess.

I agree with #18. Totally a dead baby Mr. Peanut. He starts with the party mix. . . next thing you know, you’ve got the plague and you’re knocked up. Never be fooled by the monocle!

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Oct 21, 2009
8:27 pm
#28 tempesty :

I can’t stop laughing. That’s the funniest looking dead baby I’ve ever seen.

It almost reminds me of the bunny suicides. So wrong, yet so hilarious.

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Oct 21, 2009
11:25 pm
#29 quantuminsanity :

I’m surprised you didn’t feature this one http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25049108

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Oct 22, 2009
1:52 am
#30 heidrun :

i love comment #15.
well, I then clearly stands for involuntary emesis.
i would totally love to see the whole alphabet.

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Oct 22, 2009
1:53 am
#31 heidrun :

why does the seller call a painting with a foetus “cooking”? that is very sick.

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Oct 22, 2009
1:55 am
#32 heidrun :

annnnnd…. SOLD!

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Oct 22, 2009
5:01 am
#33 clamchowder :

Wow- someone bought it? I guess if art is supposed to be thought provoking,strange,and make you wonder what blend of cheeba they fire up then it was art..

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Oct 22, 2009
5:43 am
#34 sar-sar :

“what the fuck is wrong with people?”
was the specific thought I had after looking at polka-dotted frog legs with some weird yellow crap superimposed on them… and then I read the title, and made a squinty face and said: “what the fuck is wrong with people?”

My god this is retarded. Whatever this is made out of was a waste of time and materials.

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Oct 22, 2009
5:51 am
#35 YankBoffin :

Wonderful job with the room insertion. You got that spot-lighting just right. also, it reminded me very much of the pediatrician office I went to growing up. They always had weird kid-centric art on the walls.

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Oct 22, 2009
6:14 am
#36 turtlegirl76 :

Aaaaand it’s sold.

http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=20676169

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Oct 22, 2009
6:40 am
#37 madly :
“A” is for abortion…it’s good enough for me…
(Sung in the tune of C is for cookie by the cookie monster)

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Oct 22, 2009
7:48 am
#38 Charles Dexter Ward :

Hopefully someone bought it NOT for a kid…get it off the market and all that?

As for the item itself, I don’t even know what to do with that. Miscarriage, stillbirth, and abortion are such painful subjects for people who’ve actually been through them that art about it is always a risk (and never appropriate for kids until they’re teens). Kids aside, this could be a horrific experience for a woman who’d had one of the above and walked into a room where it was displayed. Or it could be very cathartic for just someone who’d been through that…

but not for small kids.

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Oct 22, 2009
10:26 am
#39 vangoghbabe :

For the hell of it, I just copied and pasted into a photoshop….if you rotate, copy the legs from knees down, superimpose them back onto the figure, add maracas, you have Mr. Peanut at the Mardi Gras parade…

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Oct 22, 2009
10:26 am
#40 vangoghbabe :

Drunk…it’s in the eyes

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Oct 22, 2009
11:56 am
#41 EMPM :
Oh, I know what this is from. It’s an illustration from the children’s book, Mr. Peanut Takes a Frog Lover. The series was a propaganda piece put out by Kerr’s Nuts in an attempt to smear their competitor, Planters. The books came out in the late 60s and all try to depict a young Mr. Peanut in a negative light. This drawing, from Mr. Peanut Takes a Frog Lover, deals with the themes of bestiality (if Peanut/Frog sex can be considered such) and a little known practice called Peanutting, which basically involves Mr. Peanut inserting half of his body in his lover’s orifice. The letter A was never explained in the book. Planters Corp. eventually found out that Kerr’s was the source of these books and sued for defamation and copyright infringement, which ended up settling before it went to trial. All of the known copies of the books were assumed to have been destroyed. This is a rare print and well worth the $10.00 asking price.

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Oct 22, 2009
7:23 pm
#42 yougottabekidding :

The scariest part?
“This print is 43 of 84 and is signed on the back.”

There are 83 more of these out there, people.

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Oct 23, 2009
12:38 pm
#43 tefi :

My kid is about to celebrate his first birthday.

This. Is. the Perfect. Gift.

Thanks, Regretsy. I shall look no further.

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Oct 23, 2009
12:43 pm
#44 vangoghbabe :

EMPM
I need a few rainbow reusable toilette papers pads….might piss myself..good stuff

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Oct 23, 2009
1:58 pm
#45 socodivka :

Wow, it gets worse:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25044021

“This silkscreen was inspired by the idea of a c-section scar rupturing during a subsequent pregnancy. The mother is pulling out her child while her intestines spill from the opening.”

Oh. OK.

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Oct 23, 2009
2:27 pm
#46 Karen :

Looks like the resemblance to a peanut is not unintentional:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25046781

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Oct 26, 2009
1:42 am
#47 PussDaddy :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Dec 6, 2009
4:01 pm
#48 WhimsyMistress :

I am OK with the idea of using art as therapy. It has a long and positive history. But a note to people like Butanis and this chick: please don’t then put the results of your art therapy up on Etsy and try to sell it. Leave it in your attic, where it belongs.

EMPM made me laugh out loud. She/he should get a job writing Etsy descriptions for some of our lack-wit sellers.

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Jan 16, 2010
9:01 pm
#49 butanis :

thank you for the exposure!

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