Here’s how this works. You put this pin on your jacket, and if someone doesn’t tell you it’s ugly in half an hour, it’s free.
This piece of shit makes me want to rub onions in my eyes.
Actually as do much of the items on here.
I think having “LOL” right there in the description makes it much funnier. I’m laughing out loud as I type this, and it’s only scaring the neighbors a little bit.
Is that grape jelly pizza?
That “cheese” looks exactly like snake shit.
So it’s not much bigger than a penny. I guess that means it’s really tasteful.
I like how they put “shakeys” in the title, like someone is going to be searching on Etsy for Shakeys pizza. lol
Ehhhh…I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse, leave the shitty pizza brooch, take the cannolis.
“LIFESIZE” my ass. That is one dinky slice of disappointment.
Maybe it’s a personal pan pizza.
With shit on half.
The more I look at it, the more intrigued I become by the actual materials. Is that sad crust made out of sweatshirt fleece? What in God’s name are the clear sequins supposed to represent?
So…it is made _not_ by her, is in her vintage section but is not vintage…..
This should not be on etsy, no?
my guess is the clear sequins are supposed to be olives? but what is that glob of green beads supposed to be? i’m confused.
K, just a guess here. I’m thinking they’re to add a little bling (always welcome on a slice of faux pizza) and to represent the grease from the pepperoni?
Looks like someone threw-up on it and then glazed it… Ewww!
Who knew that mold grew in such bright and happy colors?
I think we’re looking at the 1st prize winner in the world’s “largest and most hideous brooch inspired by moldy italian food” contest.
OMG, designer signed? Is this a Damiani???
What’s with the cheese? Did she, too, get random men to leave a “sample” on her artwork?
We made pizza for supper toinght, glad it didn’t look like this.
Could you crochet me some breadsticks to go with that?
That’s what happens when someone sits down with their scrap box and wonders ‘how can I cram all this shit into one project?’
@Mayor of Bethville LOL that’s awesome. I can’t crochet breadsticks, but I could knit you a focaccia hat maybe.
The title of this item looks like something you would see written on the bathroom wall of a mental hospital.
thank god they put that penny there for scale.
WTF? Seriously, WTF?
This seller is wasting her talent. These skills should be put to use making fake vomit. i.e. a round, irregular version of what we see here.
I would go check to see if she HAS made such a thing but I can’t be bothered to sift through the seller’s 531 goddamned items for sale.
I am pretty sure if I saw this in my fridge – I’d throw it out.
WTF kind of event would you wear this hideous thing to? Uncle Harold’s funeral is this weekend. People will already be crying, so this ugly ass piece of shit will fit right in…I’m sure there’s been a lot of tears shed when it’s worn in public.
You know what would be awesom? If she made a WHOLE pizza lifesize broach. OMG, not only would it be fashion forward, but it would hide a multitude of boob sins. OMG, that just inspired me—how about a whole flap jacks line.
@KymPossible: Yay! Focaccia hat! That’s even better.
“roll the pizza, roll the pie, got some onion in my eye”???? WTF? Is that the new “1, 2, Freddy’s comin’ for you”?
So I think the “cheese” is either caulk or insulation… nice use of the the scrap bag AND dad’s work bench!
Seriously – this looks like something that’d be a project at a kid’s birthday party. Everyone gets a plain slice of sweatshirt pizza, then gets to decorate it themselves with puffy paint and sequins! Wait for an adult to help you with the spray insulation cheese!! (actually that might be really fun for a bunch little kids)
sooo, if I order this and it doesn’t arrive in a halfhour or less, IS IT FREE?! or do I get a free dessert brooch or something?
I put “Roll the pizza, roll the pie, got some onion in my eye” in the google box, assuming it was the lyrics to some corny song I’d never heard.
Nope. That confirmed it for me. This person is freakin’ crazy.
Catchy nonsensical jingle making crazy.
I’m pretty sure that “cheese” is the same stuff I used to seal the gaps between my kitchen cabinets and the wall.
You have GOT to be absolutely, completely, and totally friggin’ kidding me.
I think the cheese is puff fabric paint. Which is classy. This item is appallingly ugly. The shaping of the crust is actually done well and the shape is executed well, which means to me that this person could make something nice if they did not have irredeemable bad taste
As an Italian I feel offended. No pizza (not even fake ones) should ever have toothpaste on it.
BROCCOLI!!!! i *think* the glob of green beads is maybe possibly supposed to be broccoli!? Sorry..it’s been bugging me a whole lot and i’m pretty excited to have made this realization. thoughts???
This item makes me think that Regretsy needs to have a secret A-list celebrity patron. A glamorous red carpet actress that buys these horrible items and brazenly wears them out to parties, pretending she’s simply in love with the new ‘designer’ she discovered.
Within weeks, celebrity stylists in L.A. will be bidding the price of pizza brooches into the thousands. Rachel Zoe will have Anne Hathaway wearing oversize vampire menstrual pads in no time.
Oh I love puff paint!
Who ever heard of broccoli on a pizza, she did forget the pineapple though, or maybe that was just too much to contemplate?
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i hate to say it but…i really like this…
Reminds me of a Kids in the Hall skit. Guy has food on his face, misses wiping it off several times, then removes his jacket. Guy tells him, “you have some pizza on your shirt”, guy wipes at the ENTIRE SLICE OF PIZZA, missing it, and says, “did I get it?” Other guy’s response, “Yeah, you got it.” I’d wear this under my jacket to see if anyone got the reference. And only for that reason!
Is the penny included? If so, then it’s only overpriced by $6.99.
@32 “I’m pretty sure that “cheese” is the same stuff I used to seal the gaps between my kitchen cabinets and the wall.”
I think a different kind of caulk made this cheese.
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