Lolita? As in the nymphette Humbert Humbert Lolita? Ew. Also, what the heck, could the maker not even turn the doll inside-out so you can’t see the stitching and seams? Even I can do that when I sew and I suck.
nothing says I hate spelling and punctuation like this listing
“Mizzy is a bit smug because she thinks she is unbeleavably beautyfull. never mention to her my first impression of looking rather cow-ish after having her sown up completely. so one thing`s for sure: she`s got PERSONALITY ;-D”
Is this the last person on earth who doesn’t have spell check on everything, or was that not supposed to completely turn me off from spending $99.00 on an ugly, ill-conceived, over-priced, weird cat doll?
Thank god it only has front paws, because it’s feet are essentially stumps.
Back in the 80′s, a movie called “Ghoulies” came out. I haven’t thought about that movie, until I saw this creature. It looks like a dressed up leftover from the film.
Such is the Craft Ninja
October 21, 2009 at 9:48 am
The broodish, misshapen shoulders very much bother me. Otherwise, her shop has somewhat of a theme going, strange but consistent at least. Considering that it’s based in Germany may have something to do with the overpricing and bad spelling. Still…WEIRD!
Moons in Leo (#4), back in the ’90s I used to work with runaway youth in L.A. and “strawberry” was a slang term for someone who had sex in exchange for crack — so perhaps the strawberry is code for the fact that Ms. Hoity Toity Lolita Cat is just a no-good crack ho.
Or maybe I’m just spending too much time on Regretsy. Because the odd placement of beading and placement on those eyes make it seem like they should be forming letters…letters sending a message to me to make bad art…
I don’t know, after Satan’s spawn’s wild one day success after some of his depraved “work” being featured on Regretsy, I think there’s actual hope for sales of $99 demonic stuffed cats. Crap, why am I not jumping on this bandwagon…Pardon me while I go to my dark place.
Okay, my last comment was retarded. This is what I get for pasting+copying the word “beautyfull” from the listing b/c, well. I was afraid I’d spell it wrong.
I’m kind of hoping that by ‘lolita,’ she means the book… because I don’t see how this resembles lolita fashion at all. That could explain the strawberry, though… :S
October 21, 2009 at 9:05 am
That cat has the eye of Sauron. But it’s so evil it gets two.
BURN IT! BURN IT NOW!
October 21, 2009 at 9:12 am
Lolita? As in the nymphette Humbert Humbert Lolita? Ew. Also, what the heck, could the maker not even turn the doll inside-out so you can’t see the stitching and seams? Even I can do that when I sew and I suck.
October 21, 2009 at 9:14 am
Now that you mention it, that does remind me of Star Jones….if Star Jones were a poorly rendered cat whore.
October 21, 2009 at 9:14 am
It’s frightening but I’m wondering what the significance of the strawberry might be.
October 21, 2009 at 9:17 am
There’s an ‘n’ missing from the tag.
October 21, 2009 at 9:30 am
nothing says I hate spelling and punctuation like this listing
“Mizzy is a bit smug because she thinks she is unbeleavably beautyfull. never mention to her my first impression of looking rather cow-ish after having her sown up completely. so one thing`s for sure: she`s got PERSONALITY ;-D”
Is this the last person on earth who doesn’t have spell check on everything, or was that not supposed to completely turn me off from spending $99.00 on an ugly, ill-conceived, over-priced, weird cat doll?
Thank god it only has front paws, because it’s feet are essentially stumps.
October 21, 2009 at 9:43 am
How do you misspell “sewn”?
October 21, 2009 at 9:34 am
This is some scary sh*t. If someone f*cking buys this for 99 bucks, I’m moving to France.
The rest of the contents of her “shop” put the strawberry right on top of the psycho sundae.
October 21, 2009 at 9:46 am
Back in the 80′s, a movie called “Ghoulies” came out. I haven’t thought about that movie, until I saw this creature. It looks like a dressed up leftover from the film.
October 21, 2009 at 9:48 am
The broodish, misshapen shoulders very much bother me. Otherwise, her shop has somewhat of a theme going, strange but consistent at least. Considering that it’s based in Germany may have something to do with the overpricing and bad spelling. Still…WEIRD!
October 21, 2009 at 9:54 am
AAAAAAA! Pink eye!
October 21, 2009 at 10:04 am
Moons in Leo (#4), back in the ’90s I used to work with runaway youth in L.A. and “strawberry” was a slang term for someone who had sex in exchange for crack — so perhaps the strawberry is code for the fact that Ms. Hoity Toity Lolita Cat is just a no-good crack ho.
Or maybe I’m just spending too much time on Regretsy. Because the odd placement of beading and placement on those eyes make it seem like they should be forming letters…letters sending a message to me to make bad art…
October 21, 2009 at 10:17 am
Look at those shoulders! It looks like she does a lot of weight lifting.
October 21, 2009 at 10:24 am
$99, I just don’t know what to say…
October 21, 2009 at 10:31 am
Why does Mizzy have asymmetrical eyeball herpes?
October 21, 2009 at 10:44 am
This made me poke out my “minds eye”
October 21, 2009 at 11:11 am
http://rustyoscar.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/avpr-predalien.jpg
GET TO THE CHOPPER
October 21, 2009 at 11:22 am
Yes burn it. At the alter too so it won’t come back. I hope I can sleep tonight after looking at this.
October 21, 2009 at 11:23 am
Hey, Mizzy is on sale!! The maker lowered Mizzy’s price to only $79!!
October 21, 2009 at 11:37 am
Hi…my name’s Lolita, and this heres Tanqueray.
October 21, 2009 at 11:48 am
Clearly this is the Cheshire Cat’s Transvestite lover.
October 21, 2009 at 12:30 pm
This is why Bratz dolls and plushies shouldn’t have sex.
October 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm
It appears that she not only has warts on her eyes but also has a uterus for a nose. CUTE!
October 21, 2009 at 1:33 pm
$79? Really?
October 21, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Can I use this to soak up my uterine lining?
October 21, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I have to admit, it’s so ugly, I love it, but not for $79.
October 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I don’t know, after Satan’s spawn’s wild one day success after some of his depraved “work” being featured on Regretsy, I think there’s actual hope for sales of $99 demonic stuffed cats. Crap, why am I not jumping on this bandwagon…Pardon me while I go to my dark place.
October 21, 2009 at 5:19 pm
ARGH!!! This is so scary I am going to have nightmares!! What an ugly thing! Looks like a deranged lemur crossed with a demented tiger.
October 21, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Somehow, she reminds me of the guy from Men In Black. The one whose head regenerates every time it gets shot off.
October 22, 2009 at 3:42 am
burn it. and scatter the ashes over running water so it can’t come back…
October 22, 2009 at 5:04 am
This is the War Lord of The Land of Misfit Toys.
Bow to it!!!
October 22, 2009 at 5:56 am
sistermarysunshine, I see more gremlin than goulie in this piece, but good observation.
October 22, 2009 at 10:50 am
I’m disappointed…..the toenails are not did….
October 22, 2009 at 5:28 pm
My cat’s name is Lolita. I am changing it……IMMEDIATELY!!!
October 23, 2009 at 12:41 pm
At least it comes with beautyfull a strawberry.
October 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Okay, my last comment was retarded. This is what I get for pasting+copying the word “beautyfull” from the listing b/c, well. I was afraid I’d spell it wrong.
October 26, 2009 at 1:44 am
Good Lord is that a great reason to remain celibate or what?
October 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Did she drive over a cat and skin it then stretch it then let her kid bedazzle it? My dog wouldn’t even use this as a chew toy
November 17, 2009 at 1:18 am
Vexen666, you really made me pee!
December 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Star Jones? More like Wendy Williams. This sexy little lolita cat has the shoulders of a line backer to kick your ass!
July 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
That is a stripy anthropomorphic alien cow. It looks nothing like a cat.
August 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I’m kind of hoping that by ‘lolita,’ she means the book… because I don’t see how this resembles lolita fashion at all. That could explain the strawberry, though… :S