Build-a-Whore Workshop

Posted by Helen Killer 40 comments

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Star Jones?

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Oct 21, 2009
9:05 am
#1 blablover5 :

That cat has the eye of Sauron. But it’s so evil it gets two.

BURN IT! BURN IT NOW!

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Oct 21, 2009
9:12 am
#2 Cold Salt :

Lolita? As in the nymphette Humbert Humbert Lolita? Ew. Also, what the heck, could the maker not even turn the doll inside-out so you can’t see the stitching and seams? Even I can do that when I sew and I suck.

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Oct 21, 2009
9:14 am
#3 NinjaGato :
Now that you mention it, that does remind me of Star Jones….if Star Jones were a poorly rendered cat whore.

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Oct 21, 2009
9:14 am
#4 Moons in Leo :
It’s frightening but I’m wondering what the significance of the strawberry might be.

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Oct 21, 2009
9:17 am
#5 vexen666 :
There’s an ‘n’ missing from the tag.

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Oct 21, 2009
9:30 am
#6 sar-sar :

nothing says I hate spelling and punctuation like this listing
“Mizzy is a bit smug because she thinks she is unbeleavably beautyfull. never mention to her my first impression of looking rather cow-ish after having her sown up completely. so one thing`s for sure: she`s got PERSONALITY ;-D”

Is this the last person on earth who doesn’t have spell check on everything, or was that not supposed to completely turn me off from spending $99.00 on an ugly, ill-conceived, over-priced, weird cat doll?

Thank god it only has front paws, because it’s feet are essentially stumps.

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Oct 21, 2009
9:34 am
#7 jenigirl :

This is some scary sh*t. If someone f*cking buys this for 99 bucks, I’m moving to France.

The rest of the contents of her “shop” put the strawberry right on top of the psycho sundae.

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Oct 21, 2009
9:43 am
#8 Helen Killer :

How do you misspell “sewn”?

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Oct 21, 2009
9:46 am
#9 sistermarysunshine :

Back in the 80’s, a movie called “Ghoulies” came out. I haven’t thought about that movie, until I saw this creature. It looks like a dressed up leftover from the film.

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Oct 21, 2009
9:48 am
#10 Such is the Craft Ninja :

The broodish, misshapen shoulders very much bother me. Otherwise, her shop has somewhat of a theme going, strange but consistent at least. Considering that it’s based in Germany may have something to do with the overpricing and bad spelling. Still…WEIRD!

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Oct 21, 2009
9:54 am
#11 The Mayor of Bethville :

AAAAAAA! Pink eye!

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Oct 21, 2009
10:04 am
#12 goblin :

Moons in Leo (#4), back in the ’90s I used to work with runaway youth in L.A. and “strawberry” was a slang term for someone who had sex in exchange for crack — so perhaps the strawberry is code for the fact that Ms. Hoity Toity Lolita Cat is just a no-good crack ho.

Or maybe I’m just spending too much time on Regretsy. Because the odd placement of beading and placement on those eyes make it seem like they should be forming letters…letters sending a message to me to make bad art…

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Oct 21, 2009
10:17 am
#13 Die Ana :

Look at those shoulders! It looks like she does a lot of weight lifting.

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Oct 21, 2009
10:24 am
#14 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

$99, I just don’t know what to say…

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Oct 21, 2009
10:31 am
#15 plurabelle :

Why does Mizzy have asymmetrical eyeball herpes?

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Oct 21, 2009
10:44 am
#16 bllsunrise :

This made me poke out my “minds eye”

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Oct 21, 2009
11:11 am
#17 tomdelaypedal :

http://rustyoscar.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/avpr-predalien.jpg

GET TO THE CHOPPER

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Oct 21, 2009
11:22 am
#18 silly squirrel :

Yes burn it. At the alter too so it won’t come back. I hope I can sleep tonight after looking at this.

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Oct 21, 2009
11:23 am
#19 Die Ana :

Hey, Mizzy is on sale!! The maker lowered Mizzy’s price to only $79!!

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Oct 21, 2009
11:37 am
#20 moi :

Hi…my name’s Lolita, and this heres Tanqueray.

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Oct 21, 2009
11:48 am
#21 Karma :

Clearly this is the Cheshire Cat’s Transvestite lover.

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Oct 21, 2009
12:30 pm
#22 Me :

This is why Bratz dolls and plushies shouldn’t have sex.

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Oct 21, 2009
1:17 pm
#23 Missy Heimer :

It appears that she not only has warts on her eyes but also has a uterus for a nose. CUTE!

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Oct 21, 2009
1:33 pm
#24 worldfamousfudgy :

$79? Really?

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Oct 21, 2009
1:41 pm
#25 AnnetteCurtain :

Can I use this to soak up my uterine lining?

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Oct 21, 2009
4:18 pm
#26 menolikey :

I have to admit, it’s so ugly, I love it, but not for $79.

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Oct 21, 2009
4:36 pm
#27 HomeAlone :

I don’t know, after Satan’s spawn’s wild one day success after some of his depraved “work” being featured on Regretsy, I think there’s actual hope for sales of $99 demonic stuffed cats. Crap, why am I not jumping on this bandwagon…Pardon me while I go to my dark place.

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Oct 21, 2009
5:19 pm
#28 everydaymama :

ARGH!!! This is so scary I am going to have nightmares!! What an ugly thing! Looks like a deranged lemur crossed with a demented tiger.

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Oct 21, 2009
8:32 pm
#29 tempesty :

Somehow, she reminds me of the guy from Men In Black. The one whose head regenerates every time it gets shot off.

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Oct 22, 2009
3:42 am
#30 quantuminsanity :

burn it. and scatter the ashes over running water so it can’t come back…

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Oct 22, 2009
5:04 am
#31 StinkBait :

This is the War Lord of The Land of Misfit Toys.

Bow to it!!!

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Oct 22, 2009
5:56 am
#32 YankBoffin :

sistermarysunshine, I see more gremlin than goulie in this piece, but good observation.

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Oct 22, 2009
10:50 am
#33 vangoghbabe :

I’m disappointed…..the toenails are not did….

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Oct 22, 2009
5:28 pm
#34 crazycatlady :

My cat’s name is Lolita. I am changing it……IMMEDIATELY!!!

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Oct 23, 2009
12:41 pm
#35 tefi :

At least it comes with beautyfull a strawberry.

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Oct 23, 2009
12:42 pm
#36 tefi :

Okay, my last comment was retarded. This is what I get for pasting+copying the word “beautyfull” from the listing b/c, well. I was afraid I’d spell it wrong.

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Oct 26, 2009
1:44 am
#37 PussDaddy :

Good Lord is that a great reason to remain celibate or what?

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Oct 28, 2009
4:46 pm
#38 Tdogdd :

Did she drive over a cat and skin it then stretch it then let her kid bedazzle it? My dog wouldn’t even use this as a chew toy

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Nov 17, 2009
1:18 am
#39 snarkeygirl :

Vexen666, you really made me pee!

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Dec 20, 2009
4:17 pm
#40 bananabread :

Star Jones? More like Wendy Williams. This sexy little lolita cat has the shoulders of a line backer to kick your ass!

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