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Fixed it for you

If you’re going to do this, you should really do this.

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27 comments on Fixed it for you

  1. Chinese Takeout
    October 20, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    The only cat that would play with this thing would be a blind cat. A very old, senile cat.

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  2. Cold Salt
    October 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Agreed. Mine would run away hissing and hide under the bed. I would probably join him.

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  3. Karma
    October 20, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Isn’t it ironic that much of Michael Jackson was not made of organic materials?

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  4. whyohwhy
    October 20, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    I’m sure it was created to amuse us humans first. Love it! Amuses me probably more than any pet.

    (That shops other pet toys are amazing. I hearted it.)

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  5. tomdelaypedal
    October 20, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    I used to have a blind senile cat who would wander around bumping into things like a roomba. I think even he would have been like “what the hell?” if he’d bumped into this.

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  6. colokat
    October 20, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    michael jackson and anything that has to do with a pussy anything?

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  7. artsnark
    October 20, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Some of the felt ones are quite cute, but I do wonder why anyone would want a “Tiny Turdy” http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32341306 or the “Poopy Diaper” http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26708685

    I can only imagine that someone said “You make really cute shit!” which prompted some sort of lightbulb moment.

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  8. Cold Salt
    October 20, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Poopy diaper is very D:

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  9. whyohwhy
    October 20, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Animals think poop is pretty cool.

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  10. NinjaGato
    October 20, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    They could have chosen a better picture of Jacko than the mugshot. I think I would have gone with something from Thriller.

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  11. Prof. Scammington
    October 20, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    This reminds me of the Batman character Two-Face and his decision-making coin. Just flip the toy in the air and see where it lands. If it lands on Side A you get adorable, talented, innocent young Michael and all is rainbows and sunshine. If it lands on Side B, you get the vacant, ghoulish man-wraith that is old Michael. And then the darkness descends.

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  12. Helen Killer
    October 20, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Speaking of darkness, I get the feeling no one is clicking that link.

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  13. bloopoo
    October 20, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    LOL One side should’ve been brown. ;>)

    Love that shop!

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  14. rinthered
    October 20, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    if i had a cat… he’d own this toy. It’s organic, for god’s sakes.

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  15. alyshafisha
    October 20, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    if you’re going to post that one, you should definitely give this one a mention: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30872893

    really? who would ever buy that for a cat?

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  16. sar-sar
    October 20, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    @#15 alyshafisha are we sure that’s what a dolphin penis looks like?

    dear god, I am so happy I have fish… until, of course, someone makes a fish tank pirate chest that opens and a giant penis pops out…

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  17. everydaymama
    October 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    My cat would stick this in her litter box and run!

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  18. Leftsider
    October 21, 2009 at 12:15 am

    Oh, that’ll look spectacular covered in cat spit and fur.

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  19. heidrun
    October 21, 2009 at 1:14 am

    i think the dolphin thing is even better!
    “Everyone knows Dolphins get boners constantly.”
    um, no, i didn’t. until now. but thanks for telling me.

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  20. socharmed
    October 21, 2009 at 6:48 am

    Yay! I submitted this… I’m sure others did too. I loved that it worked in two categories. I’m not taking credit, just sayin’! Now I have to go buy one for my cat Iggy Pop to bat around the house. :)

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  21. iamhydrogen14
    October 21, 2009 at 8:06 am

    i don’t know…this is kind of hilariously awesome. I would seriously buy this. I love MJ; my cat loves catnip toys like this – i see a win/win situation. plus an awesome “WTF?” for guests.

    HelenKiller – you’re right though – it would be even better if the young side was darker. I think i might buy one and color it in.

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  22. OMG Guinea Pigs
    October 21, 2009 at 8:06 am

    I had to look from the main pic to the link twice before I got it!

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  23. ohiogirlie74
    October 21, 2009 at 9:58 am

    most of the stuff in the seller’s shop is pretty cute: inexpensive catnip toys, simplistic felt cutouts of absurd household things that a cat might be seen playing with — i think she was fishing for a regretsy post, here. the shame. the horrible shame.

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    • Helen Killer
      October 21, 2009 at 10:03 am

      No, I actually had that saved to my computer way before I started the site. And I agree, that shop is wonderful.

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  24. pauldodo
    October 21, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Seriously? Michael Jackson was BLACK??!!

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  25. Chrisnyc1213
    October 26, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Keep this away from the kittens!

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  26. PussDaddy
    November 3, 2009 at 1:48 am

    I actually just got 3 of this seller’s goldfish cat toys in the mail last week, and my cats love them. They pounced on them and rolled on them and dragged them around the house, and they are still dragging them around right now. Best cat toys I have bought in a long time and so good in fact that I am going to buy more.

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