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Fixed it for you

Posted by Helen Killer

27 comments

If you’re going to do this, you should really do this.

Filed in Cats, Michael Jackson 27 comments

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Oct 20, 2009
4:33 pm

#1 Chinese Takeout :

The only cat that would play with this thing would be a blind cat. A very old, senile cat.

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Oct 20, 2009
4:38 pm

#2 Cold Salt :

Agreed. Mine would run away hissing and hide under the bed. I would probably join him.

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Oct 20, 2009
4:59 pm

#3 Karma :

Isn’t it ironic that much of Michael Jackson was not made of organic materials?

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Oct 20, 2009
5:00 pm

#4 whyohwhy :

I’m sure it was created to amuse us humans first. Love it! Amuses me probably more than any pet.

(That shops other pet toys are amazing. I hearted it.)

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Oct 20, 2009
5:04 pm

#5 tomdelaypedal :

I used to have a blind senile cat who would wander around bumping into things like a roomba. I think even he would have been like “what the hell?” if he’d bumped into this.

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Oct 20, 2009
5:04 pm

#6 colokat :

michael jackson and anything that has to do with a pussy anything?

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Oct 20, 2009
5:08 pm

#7 artsnark :

Some of the felt ones are quite cute, but I do wonder why anyone would want a “Tiny Turdy” http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32341306 or the “Poopy Diaper” http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26708685

I can only imagine that someone said “You make really cute shit!” which prompted some sort of lightbulb moment.

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Oct 20, 2009
5:13 pm

#8 Cold Salt :

Poopy diaper is very D:

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Oct 20, 2009
6:10 pm

#9 whyohwhy :

Animals think poop is pretty cool.

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Oct 20, 2009
6:24 pm

#10 NinjaGato :

They could have chosen a better picture of Jacko than the mugshot. I think I would have gone with something from Thriller.

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Oct 20, 2009
6:30 pm

#11 Prof. Scammington :

This reminds me of the Batman character Two-Face and his decision-making coin. Just flip the toy in the air and see where it lands. If it lands on Side A you get adorable, talented, innocent young Michael and all is rainbows and sunshine. If it lands on Side B, you get the vacant, ghoulish man-wraith that is old Michael. And then the darkness descends.

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Oct 20, 2009
6:34 pm

#12 Helen Killer :

Speaking of darkness, I get the feeling no one is clicking that link.

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Oct 20, 2009
6:53 pm

#13 bloopoo :

LOL One side should’ve been brown. ;>)

Love that shop!

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Oct 20, 2009
8:24 pm

#14 rinthered :

if i had a cat… he’d own this toy. It’s organic, for god’s sakes.

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Oct 20, 2009
8:38 pm

#15 alyshafisha :

if you’re going to post that one, you should definitely give this one a mention: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30872893

really? who would ever buy that for a cat?

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Oct 20, 2009
10:43 pm

#16 sar-sar :

@#15 alyshafisha are we sure that’s what a dolphin penis looks like?

dear god, I am so happy I have fish… until, of course, someone makes a fish tank pirate chest that opens and a giant penis pops out…

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Oct 20, 2009
11:18 pm

#17 everydaymama :

My cat would stick this in her litter box and run!

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Oct 21, 2009
12:15 am

#18 Leftsider :

Oh, that’ll look spectacular covered in cat spit and fur.

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Oct 21, 2009
1:14 am

#19 heidrun :

i think the dolphin thing is even better!
“Everyone knows Dolphins get boners constantly.”
um, no, i didn’t. until now. but thanks for telling me.

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Oct 21, 2009
6:48 am

#20 socharmed :

Yay! I submitted this… I’m sure others did too. I loved that it worked in two categories. I’m not taking credit, just sayin’! Now I have to go buy one for my cat Iggy Pop to bat around the house.

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Oct 21, 2009
8:06 am

#21 iamhydrogen14 :

i don’t know…this is kind of hilariously awesome. I would seriously buy this. I love MJ; my cat loves catnip toys like this – i see a win/win situation. plus an awesome “WTF?” for guests.

HelenKiller – you’re right though – it would be even better if the young side was darker. I think i might buy one and color it in.

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Oct 21, 2009
8:06 am

#22 OMG Guinea Pigs :

I had to look from the main pic to the link twice before I got it!

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Oct 21, 2009
9:58 am

#23 ohiogirlie74 :

most of the stuff in the seller’s shop is pretty cute: inexpensive catnip toys, simplistic felt cutouts of absurd household things that a cat might be seen playing with — i think she was fishing for a regretsy post, here. the shame. the horrible shame.

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Oct 21, 2009
10:03 am

#24 Helen Killer :

No, I actually had that saved to my computer way before I started the site. And I agree, that shop is wonderful.

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Oct 21, 2009
10:52 am

#25 pauldodo :

Seriously? Michael Jackson was BLACK??!!

P
X

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Oct 26, 2009
1:50 pm

#26 Chrisnyc1213 :

Keep this away from the kittens!

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Nov 3, 2009
1:48 am

#27 PussDaddy :

I actually just got 3 of this seller’s goldfish cat toys in the mail last week, and my cats love them. They pounced on them and rolled on them and dragged them around the house, and they are still dragging them around right now. Best cat toys I have bought in a long time and so good in fact that I am going to buy more.

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