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33 comments
Oh this is a great idea. Giant vinyl lettering on your wall that tells every new sex partner you’d rather be fucking a dead teenager.
Oct 19, 20096:23 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
This is awesome…
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Oct 19, 20096:24 pm
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Oct 19, 20096:25 pm
This is the message I want to send out for sure. I’ll plaster that on my front door.
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Oct 19, 20096:29 pm
marzipanapple: in brief – HAHAHAHAhhahaHaaa HAAA.
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Oct 19, 20096:40 pm
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Oct 19, 20096:47 pm
Is it just me, or does that look like a picture of a wall with some text added in MS Paint?
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Oct 19, 20096:47 pm
and all ill be doing with this on the wal is waiting… and waiting… and waiting…
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Oct 19, 20096:49 pm
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Oct 19, 20097:03 pm
Crossed promise, you left out “my 108 year old statutory rape inflicting boyfriend.”
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Oct 19, 20097:09 pm
haha!
I love how in this version even though there are two different walls or panels or whatever… the text is still straight across.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32835916
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Oct 19, 20097:13 pm
#6 makes me crack up!
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Oct 19, 20097:35 pm
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Oct 19, 20097:38 pm
Ah, I got nuthin.
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Oct 19, 20097:50 pm
Notice in the example forreal shared, the lettering is 6″ high by 15″ long.
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Oct 19, 20097:50 pm
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Oct 19, 20098:44 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32851721
I swear. All these pictures aren’t even REAL. That text is definitely not on the wall. I find this more upsetting than the text itself, which is pretty disturbing. I mean honestly, how hard would it be to take a picture of your actual product?
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Oct 19, 20099:02 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32836035
this one says, ‘quote will come in black’…then why is the picture showing white text?? and i agree with the comment above- what images are they stealing to photoshop their products onto? duh.
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Oct 19, 20099:04 pm
Gross.
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Oct 19, 20099:17 pm
Fair enough, I suppose.
Okay, this one takes the cake:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32835739
I only read half of Twilight and saw the movie, but didn’t Edward drive really fast? Do you actually want to broadcast that fact on your car?
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Oct 19, 20099:20 pm
Nothing says “I’m a single 14 year old virgin” quite like that.
Because, otherwise, who is that product aimed at?
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Oct 19, 200911:15 pm
Because, otherwise, who is that product aimed at?
Single 38-year old virgins. Fat ones.
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Oct 20, 20098:44 am
Mayor of Bethville: Hilarious!!!!
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Oct 20, 20098:45 am
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Oct 20, 20098:53 am
How about this one????
Seriously? What parent would let their kid put that up in their room?
My personal favorite: “Hey honey, which one of us gets to be the lion tonight? Rrrroww!!”
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Oct 20, 20099:13 am
I found one.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31567307
Yep because virgins who live in their moms basements smell fantastic. I’ll take the heroin- it’s more fun.
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Oct 28, 20097:35 pm
Its not real romantic to love a dead guy its actually a crime in most states. Perhads this is the calling of Necropheliacs
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Oct 31, 20091:17 pm
Why am I seeing a bumper sticker that says “I’d rather be fucking a dead teenager”?
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Nov 2, 200912:24 pm
If you see this at a funeral home.. I would definetley take my buisness elsewhere
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Dec 3, 20099:42 pm
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Dec 19, 20095:55 pm
They photoshopped the pictures of their products on fake walls because there’s a good chance that it’s not to scale, and they’re not dumb enough to actually print up any of those until someone orders. That’d be some seriously crappy overstock to have.
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Dec 19, 20096:00 pm
Sadly, this is how many Twilight fans think. What it should really say, is:
“I’m just a naive, spineless, obsessive piece of jail bait with no personality or friends, waiting for my dead, abusive, controlling boyfriend”
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6:16 pm
More Twifright…boring
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