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Not a good sign

Oh this is a great idea. Giant vinyl lettering on your wall that tells every new sex partner you’d rather be fucking a dead teenager.

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34 comments on Not a good sign

  1. silly squirrel
    October 19, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    More Twifright…boring

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  2. Crossed Promise
    October 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
    This is awesome…

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  3. marzipanapple
    October 19, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    “Hey honey, could you cover yourself in this ky jelly? Yeah that’s right…now roll around in this glitter…”

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  4. Crossed Promise
    October 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    “I’m just an idiot without a thought for anyone else except my dead emotionally abusive boyfriend.”

    This is the message I want to send out for sure. I’ll plaster that on my front door.

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  5. artsnark
    October 19, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    marzipanapple: in brief – HAHAHAHAhhahaHaaa HAAA.

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  6. Prof. Scammington
    October 19, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    I’m just a Harry, waiting for my Dumbledore.

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  7. tempesty
    October 19, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Is it just me, or does that look like a picture of a wall with some text added in MS Paint?

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  8. nutcase
    October 19, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    and all ill be doing with this on the wal is waiting… and waiting… and waiting…

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  9. bloopoo
    October 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Getting the word “Loser” would probably be cheaper. Fewer letters.

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  10. izzylicious
    October 19, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Crossed promise, you left out “my 108 year old statutory rape inflicting boyfriend.”

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  11. forreal
    October 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    haha!
    I love how in this version even though there are two different walls or panels or whatever… the text is still straight across.
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32835916

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  12. clamchowder
    October 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    #6 makes me crack up!

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  13. everydaymama
    October 19, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    And I’m waiting for this horrid trend to DIE!! Enough with the Twilight cash grab crap already!

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  14. HomeAlone
    October 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Ah, I got nuthin.

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  15. crumbly
    October 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Notice in the example forreal shared, the lettering is 6″ high by 15″ long.

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  16. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    And I’m just a Jacob waiting for you to meet that Edward so you can have a baby for me to bone one day. We all have needs.

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  17. tempesty
    October 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32851721

    I swear. All these pictures aren’t even REAL. That text is definitely not on the wall. I find this more upsetting than the text itself, which is pretty disturbing. I mean honestly, how hard would it be to take a picture of your actual product?

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  18. razberries
    October 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32836035

    this one says, ‘quote will come in black’…then why is the picture showing white text?? and i agree with the comment above- what images are they stealing to photoshop their products onto? duh.

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  19. Crossed Promise
    October 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Think about how many walls they would have to ruin though? Their entire house would be covered in cliche statements and platitudes.
    Gross.

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  20. tempesty
    October 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Fair enough, I suppose.

    Okay, this one takes the cake:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32835739

    I only read half of Twilight and saw the movie, but didn’t Edward drive really fast? Do you actually want to broadcast that fact on your car?

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  21. sar-sar
    October 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Nothing says “I’m a single 14 year old virgin” quite like that.
    Because, otherwise, who is that product aimed at?

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  22. John Foley
    October 19, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Nothing says “I’m a single 14 year old virgin” quite like that.
    Because, otherwise, who is that product aimed at?

    Single 38-year old virgins. Fat ones.

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  23. iamhydrogen14
    October 20, 2009 at 8:44 am

    Mayor of Bethville: Hilarious!!!!

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  24. PussDaddy
    October 20, 2009 at 8:45 am

    If she wants to fuck a dead guy I’ll hook her up with my ex.

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  25. iamhydrogen14
    October 20, 2009 at 8:53 am

    How about this one????

    Seriously? What parent would let their kid put that up in their room?

    My personal favorite: “Hey honey, which one of us gets to be the lion tonight? Rrrroww!!”

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  26. NinjaGato
    October 20, 2009 at 9:13 am

    I found one.
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31567307

    Yep because virgins who live in their moms basements smell fantastic. I’ll take the heroin- it’s more fun.

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  27. Tdogdd
    October 28, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Its not real romantic to love a dead guy its actually a crime in most states. Perhads this is the calling of Necropheliacs

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  28. TomBee
    October 31, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Why am I seeing a bumper sticker that says “I’d rather be fucking a dead teenager”?

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  29. Tdogdd
    November 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    If you see this at a funeral home.. I would definetley take my buisness elsewhere

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    December 3, 2009 at 9:42 pm

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    December 3, 2009 at 9:43 pm

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  32. bananabread
    December 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    They photoshopped the pictures of their products on fake walls because there’s a good chance that it’s not to scale, and they’re not dumb enough to actually print up any of those until someone orders. That’d be some seriously crappy overstock to have.

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  33. bananabread
    December 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    “I’m just a Bella waiting for my Edward”

    Sadly, this is how many Twilight fans think. What it should really say, is:

    “I’m just a naive, spineless, obsessive piece of jail bait with no personality or friends, waiting for my dead, abusive, controlling boyfriend”

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  34. Selkiefizz
    December 18, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    “HA! The joke’s on you! I don’t HAVE any sexual partners!”

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