I remember when Katie and Brian got married. No one thought it would work. He was a normal human being, and she had the legs of her conjoined twin growing out of her head. And she also had that giant right foot. We couldn’t believe she found pumps.
In their defense it’s very hard to see a picture of an actual bride. A bride is harder to photograph than bigfoot and nessie combined.
Helen Killer, you slay me!
And again, I have to wipe a spit take off the screen. I should probably just keep a roll of towels and windex handy…
“Sm, Med, Lg, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X”
— you can order this monstrosity in 4X.
“Prefect engagement gift, bridal shower or wedding gift!”
Gee, I considered getting you a Mikasa crystal platter, but at the last I moment spotted this!
Personally, I was enthralled with Brian’s deformed chin nose…..maybe the happy couple could get a plastic surgery discount.
Regardless of all of this…
They’re both assless freaks.
It probably wouldn’t of looked near is bad if they wouldn’t of went overboard with the skew option in photoshop.
Equally as tacky as the person who would consider buying this.
The bride has either perfected pumps that hover so the heels never get work off or she’s standing at an awkward angle to her intended, it’s like she’s facing away from Brian. Probably looking at the man she actually wants to marry. One with both nose, chin, and tux jacket.
Ah, it’s so easy to dropship this crap that everyone’s doing it.
“With this stump bracelet, I thee wed.” Brian then shuffles his arm stumps in vain attempt to place bracelet on Katie’s left stump.
This bride could be the long lost twin of the aunt in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
I love wedding fuckery.
The bride looks like a thin Jabba the Hutt.
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