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Posted by Helen Killer 11 comments

I remember when Katie and Brian got married. No one thought it would work. He was a normal human being, and she had the legs of her conjoined twin growing out of her head. And she also had that giant right foot. We couldn’t believe she found pumps.

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11 Comments
Oct 19, 2009
9:00 am
#1 blablover5 :

In their defense it’s very hard to see a picture of an actual bride. A bride is harder to photograph than bigfoot and nessie combined.

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Oct 19, 2009
9:14 am
#2 sar-sar :

Helen Killer, you slay me!
And again, I have to wipe a spit take off the screen. I should probably just keep a roll of towels and windex handy…

“Sm, Med, Lg, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X”
— you can order this monstrosity in 4X.

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Oct 19, 2009
9:40 am
#3 Karma :

“Prefect engagement gift, bridal shower or wedding gift!”

Gee, I considered getting you a Mikasa crystal platter, but at the last I moment spotted this!

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Oct 19, 2009
10:39 am
#4 vangoghbabe :

Personally, I was enthralled with Brian’s deformed chin nose…..maybe the happy couple could get a plastic surgery discount.

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Oct 19, 2009
12:52 pm
#5 Rachel :

Regardless of all of this…
They’re both assless freaks.

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Oct 19, 2009
2:43 pm
#6 StinkBait :

It probably wouldn’t of looked near is bad if they wouldn’t of went overboard with the skew option in photoshop.

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Oct 19, 2009
6:02 pm
#7 whyohwhy :

Equally as tacky as the person who would consider buying this.

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Oct 19, 2009
6:42 pm
#8 Crossed Promise :

The bride has either perfected pumps that hover so the heels never get work off or she’s standing at an awkward angle to her intended, it’s like she’s facing away from Brian. Probably looking at the man she actually wants to marry. One with both nose, chin, and tux jacket.

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Oct 19, 2009
7:32 pm
#9 everydaymama :

Ah, it’s so easy to dropship this crap that everyone’s doing it.

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Oct 20, 2009
6:41 am
#10 YankBoffin :

“With this stump bracelet, I thee wed.” Brian then shuffles his arm stumps in vain attempt to place bracelet on Katie’s left stump.

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Oct 20, 2009
5:25 pm
#11 wallallison :

This bride could be the long lost twin of the aunt in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

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