Hey, if you like it, this seller has a wide range of rings which will put someone’s eye out! See also:
hatching eggs ring
silver nest ring
bejeweled forest mouse ring
berries and butterflies ring
All of the listings feature a long, rambling free-verse “poem” about the piece, and advise you not to go swimming in the ring. I’m glad the seller added that. I don’t know about you all, but I never head to the pool without a good pair of goggles and some really gaudy costume jewelry.
Give this seller some time! She hasn’t yet realized that she should charge $400 for her “art” and that she should totally get in on the lucrative etsy adult jewelry market and make a series of kunterbunt in purgatory rings, accented with bejeweled vaginas, and some dead things on pipe cleaners
Lack of creativity isn’t the problem with a lot of these sellers, dear clamchowder. Just ask the Satan-enlightened artist of “Involuntary Emesis”. The problem is, quite simply, a lack of good common fucking sense.
i totally want to wear a thing like this in the pool! 10 minutes and you’d have the pool all for yourself while everyone else is gone looking for band-aids (or in the hospital)
hammerhead777 (#8), you are so right — “Hatching Eggs” is brilliant! A worm “playfully” holds down one fledgling while mama bird doesn’t notice, as she’s too excited by the sight of her other 3 babies taking it to the sky. I’d love to see it re-titled “Revenge of the Worm.” http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27169539
I’ve seen worse thing than this at craft fairs, and I have to agree that she has a much more realistic attitude about pricing. PLEASE don’t discover the world of $4,000 shoelace macrame!
Maybe this seller is going to make this jewelry (which is pretty, but impractical), then make matching eye patches? Maybe the first one could be made of red satin with the eyeball dangling from it?
October 18, 2009 at 10:17 am
Whoa!
October 18, 2009 at 10:26 am
You will put your eye out if you wear that…
October 18, 2009 at 10:42 am
Haha! Someone’s gonna buy that! Just give it time.
October 18, 2009 at 10:43 am
I actually think its pretty original !
October 18, 2009 at 10:45 am
No argument there.
October 18, 2009 at 11:08 am
Original, yes! Functional… NOPE! “You’ll put your eye out”!
October 18, 2009 at 11:14 am
“Turtle in the garden” sounds like code for needing to crap… or in this case, a piece of crap.
October 18, 2009 at 11:57 am
Hey, if you like it, this seller has a wide range of rings which will put someone’s eye out! See also:
hatching eggs ring
silver nest ring
bejeweled forest mouse ring
berries and butterflies ring
All of the listings feature a long, rambling free-verse “poem” about the piece, and advise you not to go swimming in the ring. I’m glad the seller added that. I don’t know about you all, but I never head to the pool without a good pair of goggles and some really gaudy costume jewelry.
October 18, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Who would actually wear that?
October 18, 2009 at 12:35 pm
It’s not particularly practical or wearable…but at least it’s pretty and they’re not asking $200 for it. And there are no vaginas.
October 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm
@ #10.
Yep you are right
But pretty much, jewelry that is not practical and yells for too much attention is over doing it.
Wearing this at work would definitely poke my eye out, scratch me and tear out some of my hair though!
AND YES, NO VAGINAS! Hoorah!
October 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
And oh yes, the shop owner is pretty creative. Her abacus necklaces are awesome. But this ring is just..agh.
October 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm
In this case the secret garden should remain a secret.
October 18, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Give this seller some time! She hasn’t yet realized that she should charge $400 for her “art” and that she should totally get in on the lucrative etsy adult jewelry market and make a series of kunterbunt in purgatory rings, accented with bejeweled vaginas, and some dead things on pipe cleaners
October 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
never mind taking it off when you put in your contacts…you better take it off before you go to the bathroom! OUCH!
October 18, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Ahahahahahaha
Oh that poor turtle!
October 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm
You know, if that was a brooch, and the danglies were bent around it instead of sticking out, I’d wear it.
October 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
And if your mother had a dick, she’d be your father.
October 18, 2009 at 7:07 pm
This might not be practical but for $20 I think it is pretty creative.
October 18, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Lack of creativity isn’t the problem with a lot of these sellers, dear clamchowder. Just ask the Satan-enlightened artist of “Involuntary Emesis”. The problem is, quite simply, a lack of good common fucking sense.
And in many cases talent.
October 19, 2009 at 2:32 am
i totally want to wear a thing like this in the pool! 10 minutes and you’d have the pool all for yourself while everyone else is gone looking for band-aids (or in the hospital)
October 19, 2009 at 5:42 am
The abucuses aren’t bad.
October 19, 2009 at 7:14 am
Perfect accessory to wear to the Mad Hatter’s party.
The person who fancies this likely adores Absinthe, and may already be blind in one eye.
October 19, 2009 at 7:45 am
The post titles just keep getting better and better. I nearly passed out from laughing.
October 19, 2009 at 7:49 am
I’m not going to lie. If this seller made one with a unicorn on it, I would buy it. I have many enemies.
October 19, 2009 at 11:08 am
hey, if you attached it to the porcelain dildo…..
ah, never mind.
October 19, 2009 at 1:15 pm
‘You might also want to take it off before you put your contacts in’….
or when you scratch your arse.
p
x
October 19, 2009 at 1:29 pm
You can help prolong the life
of YOUR ANUS by removing it before WIPING, washing your
TWAT and CHANGING YOUR TAMPON.
October 19, 2009 at 2:00 pm
hammerhead777 (#8), you are so right — “Hatching Eggs” is brilliant! A worm “playfully” holds down one fledgling while mama bird doesn’t notice, as she’s too excited by the sight of her other 3 babies taking it to the sky. I’d love to see it re-titled “Revenge of the Worm.”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27169539
October 19, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I’ve seen worse thing than this at craft fairs, and I have to agree that she has a much more realistic attitude about pricing. PLEASE don’t discover the world of $4,000 shoelace macrame!
October 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Oh my goodness….can you imagine if you had a booger? HOLY HELL.
October 21, 2009 at 11:36 am
You may also want to remove this before being seen in public.
December 20, 2009 at 10:32 am
Maybe this seller is going to make this jewelry (which is pretty, but impractical), then make matching eye patches? Maybe the first one could be made of red satin with the eyeball dangling from it?
August 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
You can help prolong your life by removing it- period.