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So the stick is the journey, and the the blue paint is the ocean of dreams, and the copper wire is the truth and the power, and the five feathers are the soul and the spirit, and the whole thing is $2,500 and you’re out of your God damned mind.
So the stick is the journey, and the the blue paint is the ocean of dreams, and the copper wire is the truth and the power, and the five feathers are the soul and the spirit, and the whole thing is $2,500 and you’re out of your God damned mind.
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October 16, 2009 at 9:53 am
nevermind lolling, holy shit i’m CACKLING out loud.
October 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
dude, this totally made me laugh out loud.
nothing says I couldn’t make a circle out of sticks like a dreamcatcher ladder!
October 16, 2009 at 10:36 am
You know, this reminds me of the South Park episode where the boys are building the ladder to heaven because they needed to get to Kenny because he had been holding their winning ticket for a candy shopping spree when he died.
October 16, 2009 at 11:46 am
Put in your hallway. Catch some dreams. And maybe some bats. Hang coats on it.
October 16, 2009 at 11:48 am
Fuck catching dreams. Electrify those copper wires with a handy extension cord, set it up in the yard, and catch all the birds unlucky enough to land on it! Think of all the lucky feathers you’ll get then!
October 16, 2009 at 12:12 pm
For $20 I’ll grab my chain saw and hack this piece of shit into firewood. At least you’d get something for your money.
October 16, 2009 at 12:20 pm
OMG I think I laughed as much at the caption as I did at the description. Well done.
October 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm
$2,500?!! I can’t believe I spend so much time worrying if 36 bucks is too much to charge for a crocheted cowl when I could be out spray-painting tree trimmings in the parking lot. Damn!
October 16, 2009 at 1:08 pm
The Diving Rod of Dreams.
Our journey? No, baby, this journey is all yours.
October 16, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Shipping is a mere $200.
October 16, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Anyone selling peyote?
October 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm
My nutty sister-in-law has a smaller version of this she bought a few years ago at a craft fair in Toronto. I think she got sucked into by the description like this seller has. It sits at the top of her stairs and looks like shit!
October 16, 2009 at 6:54 pm
bird catcher. that’s what i thought. but yankboffin is a wo|man of genius. imagine how much you could save every week, if you could just hunt in your own backyard. instead of giving all your money to fucking walmart. fuck, you could set up your own business – selling quality meat to neighbors. after some months of profits you can start getting some solar panels on your roof. the bird catcher helps you to live an eco-friendly life. its like a pot of gold.
fuck, i think that dream catcher rory got me infested.
October 16, 2009 at 8:36 pm
indoor clothes line anyone?
October 17, 2009 at 7:48 am
This would make one badass Badminton racket, I’m all about it!
October 17, 2009 at 8:06 am
The kinds of bird feathers he got makes me think he walked around a zoo and picked up whatever was lying around, and then made up a nonsensical description of them. Because doves are assholes.
October 17, 2009 at 2:17 pm
maybe you can use it as a antenna for the ol’ black n white TV in the trailer…
October 17, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Hell yeah, stevie! It’d be great fur ma 1984 Wards Starlite that i got up on thu Papmpers box next to ma gun rack in the dubble wide.
October 18, 2009 at 3:00 am
This definitely looks like something a business major was forced to make in their 3-D college sculpture class. Being a business major, they decided to sell it and hopefully never see it again – killing two birds with one stone! Then they got their philosophy friend to write the description. Brilliant!
October 18, 2009 at 11:23 am
So it’s an overpriced dish towel holder right?
October 20, 2009 at 8:54 am
Wasn’t the webbing the whole “reason” it worked.
October 24, 2009 at 1:34 am
‘white paint cedar forking limb’
October 25, 2009 at 12:31 am
It’s the hidden costs that’ll really get you if you buy this…an extra 20-50 grand in fines for possession of two illegal raptor feathers. Too rich for my blood!
December 3, 2009 at 2:38 am
“You space bastard! You killed my pine!”
June 21, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Nice of him to decide what an actual cultural icon really is. I notice he doesn’t list his objects as genuine Native handicrafts, so he’s not Native. Awesome he could clear this up for those confused Natives who thought THEY, being the people who invented them, knew what a dreamcatcher really was. *facepalm*
November 25, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Old as hell post, but if he isn’t native, hello federal crime for owning those hawk feathers!