Look at me, damn it
This is not a bride. This is a dog. Dogs don’t get married. They don’t date, they don’t have long conversations about how the kids will be raised, and they don’t register at Crate and Barrel. All dogs do is smell each other’s ass, and if that goes well they hump in your front yard. And I think there’s a valuable lesson in that for all of us.
October 16, 2009 at 10:00 am
Everything with “Lil” in front of it just makes it that much more cute!
Now if I can only get this taste of disdain out of my mouth…
October 16, 2009 at 10:05 am
perhaps it says something about me that my pets are fish.
thank god no one makes fish “clippies” for anything! I can just imagine myself trying to convince the fish that this accessory is a “good” idea. No, really, buddy, you’ll look real spiffy with this hair clip (so what you don’t have hair) it will really bring out the fin in your fins… and the other fish will be jealous… oh, aren’t you precious, here’s a freeze dried bloodworm….
I am so glad I don’t have a dog that I never feel the need to buy clothing or accessories for.
October 16, 2009 at 10:05 am
That poor dog. How is it attached to its head? It looks like it isn’t happy.
October 16, 2009 at 10:45 am
I think it’s cute. I wouldn’t leave it on the dog, but maybe for a photo or two.
Lots of people dress their dogs up for Halloween. All the pet boutiques and even PetsMart have picture sessions for holidays. All I’ve seen, the money made goes to pet charities.
There is a lot of stuff that belongs on this website… in my opinion, this isn’t one of them.
October 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
Just checked the shop, and a portion goes to a No Kill shelter, so yeah, it’s a good thing!
October 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
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October 16, 2009 at 11:01 am
Great! Go buy something.
October 16, 2009 at 11:21 am
I want one of these for my cat! She will love it. First, she’ll tear it off, then she’ll shred it, and then later that night, she will kill me in my sleep.
October 16, 2009 at 11:34 am
Why is it that none of the dressed up dogs in Etsy listings ever look happy? Oh wait.. Dogs aren’t meant to wear clothes or clips or anything like that!
October 16, 2009 at 11:39 am
You’ve not lived until you’ve had to pull ingested tulle netting out of a dog’s butt.
October 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Does this include all the mange mites and fleas from your little Poopsy?
October 16, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Portions of the sales go to no-kill shelters, huh? That’s a shame. Because the expression on this dog’s face screams “Please put me out of my misery.”
October 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
You can always eliminate the middle man (and the humiliation) by making a direct donation to your local humane society. Bonus tax receipt, too.
October 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Damn mail order brides….
October 16, 2009 at 5:30 pm
that poor lil thing looks like it got shaved.
October 16, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I am a receptionist at a dog grooming salon. I see a lot of stupid doggie outfits. But this one takes the cake.
It does look like its had a shave. A really horrible, bad one.
October 16, 2009 at 8:35 pm
surely this constitutes animal cruelty? I don’t think animals should wear any type of adornment unless for health or comfort reasons.
October 17, 2009 at 7:31 am
The pathos of an empty nest… let’s marry off the pets!
PS: Do you make bar miztvah outfits? My dog has been studying with the rabbi all year. I’ll convo you.
October 17, 2009 at 10:05 am
Just bite the shit out of your owner puppling. Do it.. they deserve it. I was ashamed to put one of those by myself at a wedding… and now it’s on a dog? what next? dog trials? dog healthcare? dog taxes? dog voting?q
ffs… THEY ARE ANIMALS NOT BLOODY STUFFED TOYS. FEED THEM AND LOVE THEM AND DON’T BE A DICK!
October 17, 2009 at 9:53 pm
projectjennedy is right.
Animals are wonderful by themselves, they don’t need hats, bandannas, sunglasses, Halloween costumes, or any other anthropomorphicizing bullshit on them.
October 18, 2009 at 7:07 am
She looks like she has been violated. Her hubby tried stick it in her pooper on their wedding night. Those damn sneak attacks from the back are just the worst.
October 18, 2009 at 11:22 am
I am against arranged marriages! This is a travesty all round!
October 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I don’t know. I just can’t bring myself to hate on a cute little dog even if it is in a bridal veil. Poor thing.
October 18, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Good thing your opinion doesn’t make the selections on here, Redhead! I think someone willing to use their pet as a cash cow to sell some cheap veil they found at the dollar store for much more than they paid for it and pawn it off as “hand-made art” fits this site’s bill perfectly.
No go on and take the Barbie costume off your chihuaha….
November 15, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Some dogs sincerely like ‘playing the game’. As long as it’s done with an upbeat and fun voice, it’s just more attention to them. THEY don’t know they aren’t supposed to wear hats, coats, etc. That last picture…the spaniel…she was in love with her outfit!