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Cat’s Pajamas

Posted by Helen Killer

30 comments

Only $70 for a pair of stretch pants that are so God awful even she didn’t want them. Even the dog looks embarrassed.

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Oct 16, 2009
5:15 pm

#1 Clare :

Those pants pair perfectly with the old-timey, see-through, stretched to breaking point shirt.

I wonder if she’ll throw them in for me.

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Oct 16, 2009
5:16 pm

#2 whyohwhy :

Oh my. Her whole shop is full of her special clothing – all equally as bad as these pants.

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Oct 16, 2009
5:33 pm

#3 nutcase :

oh fuck.

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Oct 16, 2009
5:39 pm

#4 MistressTenn :

fail

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Oct 16, 2009
5:39 pm

#5 reqbat :

how hard is it to move the dog and take a new photo, really?

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Oct 16, 2009
5:54 pm

#6 parker parrot :

Give those puppies a good yank and you get a free camel toe.

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Oct 16, 2009
6:11 pm

#7 sar-sar :

oh joseph conrad!
there are not words to describe the horror… the horror… the horror!

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Oct 16, 2009
7:12 pm

#8 groove is in da heart :

“They are stretch velvet so they may also fit larger sizes.”

Oh, there’s no “may” about it.

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Oct 16, 2009
7:59 pm

#9 The Runaway Lawyer :

But they’re so flattering!

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Oct 16, 2009
8:33 pm

#10 CateLawrence :

the dog looks like it’s been sniffing in the wrong places…

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Oct 16, 2009
9:25 pm

#11 tempesty :

yergh

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Oct 16, 2009
9:47 pm

#12 silly squirrel :

2X in leopard OMG

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Oct 16, 2009
10:27 pm

#13 gazoo :

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Oct 17, 2009
7:07 am

#14 socharmed :

Obviously you people know nothing about costuming for belly dancing. (Read her bio). Need I say more?

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Oct 17, 2009
7:38 am

#15 TheAngstyOne :

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Oct 17, 2009
10:00 am

#16 projectkennedy :

please puppy, just rip those nasty pants to shreds, and take care of that moron of a human you have while you’re at it…

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Oct 17, 2009
1:29 pm

#17 HomeAlone :

where is the dog’s nose in the rest of the photos?

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Oct 17, 2009
2:34 pm

#18 pauldodo :

Well I think they’re fabby…. Wait a minute, did any leopards die in the making of these pants?

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Oct 17, 2009
9:40 pm

#19 thisiscrap :

One of her dresses is cut for a hint of “pee-a-boo.”
I think that’s what that dog is getting ready to deliver.

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Oct 18, 2009
2:49 am

#20 freshie :

“Only $70 for a pair of stretch pants that are so God awful even she didn’t want them. Even the dog looks embarrassed.”

LOL. The dog does seem to be questioning her judgement.

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Oct 18, 2009
5:15 am

#21 PussDaddy :

Sad.

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Oct 18, 2009
5:20 am

#22 Rachel :

To make this even more disgusting, she decided to wear a stretchy tight shirt and TUCK it in so that not only are we subject to nasty pants, but also her muffin top.
Can I just get a print of this picture? Id like to put it up in my living room.

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