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Posted by Helen Killer 24 comments

A smelly tampon with googly-eyes for $6.50? Oh, it’s like I’ve died and gone to heaven! If only it were camp fire scented, so my whole car reeked of burning Tampax. What? Oh now you’re pulling my leg.

24 Comments
Oct 15, 2009
9:46 am
#1 77J77 :

Where do you find this stuff, it’s superb!

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Oct 15, 2009
10:06 am
#2 Jillian :

I can only hope that the tampon has been used, and then rewashed. Another landfill save!!!

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Oct 15, 2009
10:19 am
#3 YankBoffin :

Back to the pink hollow with you, spirit!

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Oct 15, 2009
10:20 am
#4 mrsbadcrumble9 :

Wow just wait for the Giftmas ornaments with glitter and ribbon…Oh I want one.

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Oct 15, 2009
10:26 am
#5 nuageblanc72 :

It’s a camp fire starter. Just dip it in gaz, lite it and ”voilà”. Now let’s get the baby powder flavored marshmallow and enjoy.

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Oct 15, 2009
10:42 am
#6 kurlygurl722 :

This has seriously given me a huge case of the giggles. Seriously… who would hang a tampon anywhere? A tampon is a tampon no matter what frills you put on it. If it’s made to go in my cooter, I’m not hanging the damned thing around my house or my car.

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Oct 15, 2009
10:44 am
#7 kathybma :

You can stuff it in your plug rug!! woo hoo!

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Oct 15, 2009
10:47 am
#8 Helen Killer :

I smell a cross promotion!

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Oct 15, 2009
12:45 pm
#9 vangoghbabe :

Really? I don’t think that’s what your smelling.
What’s sad, it’s already working, I am being haunted by this, haunted with the image of the ghostly tampon burned into my brain….damn it; it works.

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Oct 15, 2009
1:38 pm
#10 PussDaddy :

I suppose now isn’t a good time to add that I have seen people make tampon angels, too.

PussDaddy

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Oct 15, 2009
2:27 pm
#11 John Foley :

What also needs to be addressed is the pathetic picture frame this was placed in. This is the most basic procedural Photoshop frame you can imagine, and it looks it. What about grabbing a picture of a frame from Google image search? Anything’s better than this.

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Oct 15, 2009
3:10 pm
#12 bloodorange :

“Ms. Scrooge, you will be visited by three tampon ghosts of periods past, present and future! See through their woogle-eyes and learn the lessons that will change your life!”

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Oct 15, 2009
5:30 pm

I need my ghosts to be super absorbent.

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Oct 15, 2009
5:33 pm
#14 vangoghbabe :

bloodorange!! hehehehe wouldn’t these be great in a stop animation flick??? someone needs to contact Tim Burton.

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Oct 15, 2009
7:39 pm
#15 tomasz. :
“I suppose now isn’t a good time to add that I have seen people make tampon angels, too.”

Is that when you lie down in a massive pile of tampons and sweep your arms and legs back and forth?

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Oct 16, 2009
2:58 am
#16 PussDaddy :

LOL

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Oct 16, 2009
5:27 am
#17 sar-sar :

Do they also make things out of pads?

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Oct 16, 2009
1:05 pm
#18 pottery123 :

I’m buying 2 and making earrings!!!!!

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Oct 19, 2009
7:42 am
#19 AuntFlow :

Thanks for the laughs everyone! :-)

John Foley: I know the frame-default-photoshop-action is lame but hey, they’re tampons! I just wanted to get the ball rolling and some pics up temporarily. (Oh, and I am building a lightbox to present them a bit more interestingly… stay tuned for new pics and listings, including earrings and keychains…)

Love,

Aunt Flow
http://www.auntiflowscarpons.com

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Oct 22, 2009
1:17 pm
#20 jojo :
Wouldn’t those goooglie eyes cause toxic shock?

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Nov 5, 2009
8:42 am
#21 rodipet :

do they come in any other colors (besides white and red)?

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Nov 8, 2009
3:21 pm
#22 i am bean :

Dear Aunt Flow,

Don’t quit the day job…just sayin’

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Nov 9, 2009
11:25 am
#23 knoxblox :

So, if the ghost is a tampon, then Pac-Man (or Ms.) is the vagina? A whole new meaning for Waka-waka.

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Nov 14, 2009
4:16 am
#24 AuntFlow :

Rodipet – why, yes! Yes they do! We have various colors of glitter or an enticing blend of multiple glitter colors! And we’ve just introduced CatPons, catnip-filled tampons for your pussy (cat)!
ww.auntiflowscarpons.com/catpons.html

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