A smelly tampon with googly-eyes for $6.50? Oh, it’s like I’ve died and gone to heaven! If only it were campfire-scented, so my whole car reeked of burning Tampax. What? Oh, now you’re pulling my leg.
This has seriously given me a huge case of the giggles. Seriously… who would hang a tampon anywhere? A tampon is a tampon no matter what frills you put on it. If it’s made to go in my cooter, I’m not hanging the damned thing around my house or my car.
Really? I don’t think that’s what your smelling.
What’s sad, it’s already working, I am being haunted by this, haunted with the image of the ghostly tampon burned into my brain….damn it; it works.
What also needs to be addressed is the pathetic picture frame this was placed in. This is the most basic procedural Photoshop frame you can imagine, and it looks it. What about grabbing a picture of a frame from Google image search? Anything’s better than this.
“Ms. Scrooge, you will be visited by three tampon ghosts of periods past, present and future! See through their woogle-eyes and learn the lessons that will change your life!”
John Foley: I know the frame-default-photoshop-action is lame but hey, they’re tampons! I just wanted to get the ball rolling and some pics up temporarily. (Oh, and I am building a lightbox to present them a bit more interestingly… stay tuned for new pics and listings, including earrings and keychains…)
Rodipet – why, yes! Yes they do! We have various colors of glitter or an enticing blend of multiple glitter colors! And we’ve just introduced CatPons, catnip-filled tampons for your pussy (cat)!
ww.auntiflowscarpons.com/catpons.html
October 15, 2009 at 9:46 am
Where do you find this stuff, it’s superb!
October 15, 2009 at 10:06 am
I can only hope that the tampon has been used, and then rewashed. Another landfill save!!!
October 15, 2009 at 10:19 am
Back to the pink hollow with you, spirit!
October 15, 2009 at 10:20 am
Wow just wait for the Giftmas ornaments with glitter and ribbon…Oh I want one.
October 15, 2009 at 10:26 am
It’s a camp fire starter. Just dip it in gaz, lite it and ”voilà”. Now let’s get the baby powder flavored marshmallow and enjoy.
October 15, 2009 at 10:42 am
This has seriously given me a huge case of the giggles. Seriously… who would hang a tampon anywhere? A tampon is a tampon no matter what frills you put on it. If it’s made to go in my cooter, I’m not hanging the damned thing around my house or my car.
October 15, 2009 at 10:44 am
You can stuff it in your plug rug!! woo hoo!
October 15, 2009 at 10:47 am
I smell a cross promotion!
October 15, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Really? I don’t think that’s what your smelling.
What’s sad, it’s already working, I am being haunted by this, haunted with the image of the ghostly tampon burned into my brain….damn it; it works.
October 15, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I suppose now isn’t a good time to add that I have seen people make tampon angels, too.
PussDaddy
October 15, 2009 at 2:27 pm
What also needs to be addressed is the pathetic picture frame this was placed in. This is the most basic procedural Photoshop frame you can imagine, and it looks it. What about grabbing a picture of a frame from Google image search? Anything’s better than this.
October 15, 2009 at 3:10 pm
“Ms. Scrooge, you will be visited by three tampon ghosts of periods past, present and future! See through their woogle-eyes and learn the lessons that will change your life!”
October 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I need my ghosts to be super absorbent.
October 15, 2009 at 5:33 pm
bloodorange!! hehehehe wouldn’t these be great in a stop animation flick??? someone needs to contact Tim Burton.
October 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm
“I suppose now isn’t a good time to add that I have seen people make tampon angels, too.”
Is that when you lie down in a massive pile of tampons and sweep your arms and legs back and forth?
October 16, 2009 at 2:58 am
LOL
October 16, 2009 at 5:27 am
Do they also make things out of pads?
October 16, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I’m buying 2 and making earrings!!!!!
October 19, 2009 at 7:42 am
Thanks for the laughs everyone!
John Foley: I know the frame-default-photoshop-action is lame but hey, they’re tampons! I just wanted to get the ball rolling and some pics up temporarily. (Oh, and I am building a lightbox to present them a bit more interestingly… stay tuned for new pics and listings, including earrings and keychains…)
Love,
Aunt Flow
http://www.auntiflowscarpons.com
October 22, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Wouldn’t those goooglie eyes cause toxic shock?
November 5, 2009 at 8:42 am
do they come in any other colors (besides white and red)?
November 8, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Dear Aunt Flow,
Don’t quit the day job…just sayin’
November 9, 2009 at 11:25 am
So, if the ghost is a tampon, then Pac-Man (or Ms.) is the vagina? A whole new meaning for Waka-waka.
November 14, 2009 at 4:16 am
Rodipet – why, yes! Yes they do! We have various colors of glitter or an enticing blend of multiple glitter colors! And we’ve just introduced CatPons, catnip-filled tampons for your pussy (cat)!
ww.auntiflowscarpons.com/catpons.html