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Sigfried and Schaudenfreude
17 comments
The last thing Roy Horn saw at the Mirage.
Oct 15, 20095:28 pm
Oh dear. I kind of want that. What is wrong with me? It must be the eyes; don’t stare at them too long.
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Oct 15, 20095:29 pm
and just think, this came from a $20 stuffed animal at Walgreen’s and maybe $20 for crystals (since they are Swarovski instead of just plastic rhinestones)
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Oct 15, 20095:45 pm
It’s probably sad this has creeped me out more than anything else posted here to date.
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Oct 15, 20095:46 pm
Well hell, I read the description again…Faux?? WTF, I thought it was real…
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Oct 15, 20095:54 pm
What the hell? Faux??? I was on board until I got to faux. I want my Swarovski encrusted animals authentic and endangered damnit!
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Oct 15, 20095:58 pm
Oh the horror. The horror.
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Oct 15, 20096:03 pm
I truly love this site. It makes me crack up. But it also teaches me things:
Lesson #1: Buttons are goth
Lesson #2: Vagina’s make great decor, whether on your couch, on your necklace, or on your teddy bear
Lesson #3: You CAN wear shit around your neck. Literally.
Lesson #4: Two words: GOAT FIGHT.
Lesson #5: You can make TONS of money selling CRAP. $190 for a bedazzled stuffed animal head; $365 for a houndstooth coat that they won’t even take at Goodwill; $600 for a dead goat made to look like a unicorn; $350 for a dead squirrel with a fish head; $50 for a child’s drawing of a woman with big tits; and $99,000 of a painting of an amputee with a gigantic kitten head.
I think I’ll quit my job and start making art that causes people to need therapy.
THANKS REGRETSY!
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Oct 15, 20096:49 pm
OH man… I’m totally going to borrow this idea and start my own shop. Here’s to quitting your day job.
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Oct 15, 20097:33 pm
yes it’s totally ludicrous, but i actually kind of like this :-/
am i a bad person?
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Oct 15, 20098:22 pm
I feel your pain, tomasz. If I was shopping at St. Vinnie’s or Goodwill and saw this for $10, I’d probably buy it. $190? Hell no. And I have no idea where I’d put it. But. I’m just sayin’.
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Oct 15, 20098:35 pm
My friend, Don, has a Moose above his fireplace.
I’ve been trying – for years- to get him to put a red light bulb nose on it.
god am I pedestrian.
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Oct 15, 20099:11 pm
My God! It’s full of stars!
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Oct 16, 20092:55 am
This thing has more bling than I do.
PussDaddy
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Oct 16, 200910:01 am
Re: #8 Jillian
“Lesson #2: Vagina’s make great decor, whether on your couch, on your necklace, or on your teddy bear”
How about AS your couch?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html
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Oct 16, 200911:16 pm
I’m surprised there’s not a taxidermy vagina mount on Etsy.
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Oct 17, 20099:04 pm
@Jillian
You’re welcome for #4
@MauraudingJ
I’d like to see that vagina couch. Does it come with pillows? Perhaps the future builder of the Vagoo Couch could team up with the maker of the condom pillows…These are million dollar ideas people.
This tigers head is propped at an inquisitive angle which I find disturbing.
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5:27 pm
Well, this does it…I’m going to rearrange my library so that I can start hanging mounted etsy heads…this trophy piece will hang next to the dinasaur penis plaque…..I can’t wait to see the crystals reflecting off of the sperm looking droplet…the anticipation
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