Well, this does it…I’m going to rearrange my library so that I can start hanging mounted etsy heads…this trophy piece will hang next to the dinasaur penis plaque…..I can’t wait to see the crystals reflecting off of the sperm looking droplet…the anticipation
and just think, this came from a $20 stuffed animal at Walgreen’s and maybe $20 for crystals (since they are Swarovski instead of just plastic rhinestones)
I truly love this site. It makes me crack up. But it also teaches me things:
Lesson #1: Buttons are goth
Lesson #2: Vagina’s make great decor, whether on your couch, on your necklace, or on your teddy bear
Lesson #3: You CAN wear shit around your neck. Literally.
Lesson #4: Two words: GOAT FIGHT.
Lesson #5: You can make TONS of money selling CRAP. $190 for a bedazzled stuffed animal head; $365 for a houndstooth coat that they won’t even take at Goodwill; $600 for a dead goat made to look like a unicorn; $350 for a dead squirrel with a fish head; $50 for a child’s drawing of a woman with big tits; and $99,000 of a painting of an amputee with a gigantic kitten head.
I think I’ll quit my job and start making art that causes people to need therapy.
I feel your pain, tomasz. If I was shopping at St. Vinnie’s or Goodwill and saw this for $10, I’d probably buy it. $190? Hell no. And I have no idea where I’d put it. But. I’m just sayin’.
@MauraudingJ
I’d like to see that vagina couch. Does it come with pillows? Perhaps the future builder of the Vagoo Couch could team up with the maker of the condom pillows…These are million dollar ideas people.
This tigers head is propped at an inquisitive angle which I find disturbing.
Faux tiger? Damn, I was sure it’s real.. Huh! especially with this Swarovskies.. LOL.. I guess your kids got 1 toy too much. it’s Ok, but you could give it to charity instead of trying to make fun of us while making fun of yourself, for sure..
October 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Well, this does it…I’m going to rearrange my library so that I can start hanging mounted etsy heads…this trophy piece will hang next to the dinasaur penis plaque…..I can’t wait to see the crystals reflecting off of the sperm looking droplet…the anticipation
October 15, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Oh dear. I kind of want that. What is wrong with me? It must be the eyes; don’t stare at them too long.
October 15, 2009 at 5:29 pm
and just think, this came from a $20 stuffed animal at Walgreen’s and maybe $20 for crystals (since they are Swarovski instead of just plastic rhinestones)
October 15, 2009 at 5:45 pm
It’s probably sad this has creeped me out more than anything else posted here to date.
October 15, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Well hell, I read the description again…Faux?? WTF, I thought it was real…
October 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm
What the hell? Faux??? I was on board until I got to faux. I want my Swarovski encrusted animals authentic and endangered damnit!
October 15, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Oh the horror. The horror.
October 15, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I truly love this site. It makes me crack up. But it also teaches me things:
Lesson #1: Buttons are goth
Lesson #2: Vagina’s make great decor, whether on your couch, on your necklace, or on your teddy bear
Lesson #3: You CAN wear shit around your neck. Literally.
Lesson #4: Two words: GOAT FIGHT.
Lesson #5: You can make TONS of money selling CRAP. $190 for a bedazzled stuffed animal head; $365 for a houndstooth coat that they won’t even take at Goodwill; $600 for a dead goat made to look like a unicorn; $350 for a dead squirrel with a fish head; $50 for a child’s drawing of a woman with big tits; and $99,000 of a painting of an amputee with a gigantic kitten head.
I think I’ll quit my job and start making art that causes people to need therapy.
THANKS REGRETSY!
October 15, 2009 at 6:49 pm
OH man… I’m totally going to borrow this idea and start my own shop. Here’s to quitting your day job.
October 15, 2009 at 7:33 pm
yes it’s totally ludicrous, but i actually kind of like this :-/
am i a bad person?
October 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I feel your pain, tomasz. If I was shopping at St. Vinnie’s or Goodwill and saw this for $10, I’d probably buy it. $190? Hell no. And I have no idea where I’d put it. But. I’m just sayin’.
October 15, 2009 at 8:35 pm
My friend, Don, has a Moose above his fireplace.
I’ve been trying – for years- to get him to put a red light bulb nose on it.
god am I pedestrian.
October 15, 2009 at 9:11 pm
My God! It’s full of stars!
October 16, 2009 at 2:55 am
This thing has more bling than I do.
PussDaddy
October 16, 2009 at 10:01 am
Re: #8 Jillian
“Lesson #2: Vagina’s make great decor, whether on your couch, on your necklace, or on your teddy bear”
How about AS your couch?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html
October 16, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I’m surprised there’s not a taxidermy vagina mount on Etsy.
October 17, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@Jillian
You’re welcome for #4
@MauraudingJ
I’d like to see that vagina couch. Does it come with pillows? Perhaps the future builder of the Vagoo Couch could team up with the maker of the condom pillows…These are million dollar ideas people.
This tigers head is propped at an inquisitive angle which I find disturbing.
May 14, 2011 at 4:11 am
Faux tiger? Damn, I was sure it’s real.. Huh! especially with this Swarovskies.. LOL.. I guess your kids got 1 toy too much. it’s Ok, but you could give it to charity instead of trying to make fun of us while making fun of yourself, for sure..