“ALL OF MY CREATIONS:
ARE ONE OF A KIND DIY MADE BY ME!YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS CREATION!”
All I can say is THANK GOD. One person wearing this hot mess is one person too many. So thank god it is only one.
But does make me, think, perhaps the earlier fella with the poem in his pants is used to wearing something with “DRIVE THRU” underware, which is why he sat on the toilet wearing his boxers. Maybe that explains it. Maybe he’s a DRIVE THRU kinda guy. Maybe that is what his poem is about…
hello_robin…I agree, otherwise why would she have that flintstone foot propped up on a dolley?????
When you have to be hauled in for a photo..well, enough said.
“ALL OF MY CREATIONS: ARE ONE OF A KIND DIY MADE BY ME!YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS CREATION!”
The only person after the model. Anything that has hugged someone else’s underwear-free crotch that tightly is not coming near mine with out an envelope full of cash (upfront).
What I would love to know is why the legs are sewn out of at least 3 separate pieces of fabric? Why is that? My mom, while she would never make “drive thru” pants, were someone to hold a gun to her head and force her to execute the pattern: she would refuse to make the legs out of more than 2 pieces of fabric per pant leg… and my mom would spend hours trying to line up the pattern so it wasn’t obvious that it was made out of multiple parts… but then, my mom is crazy and picky.
Seriously, when you work with patterned fabric, you cut it into as few pieces as possible. The seams in this piece are just absurd.
And now, not only am I haunted by her witch hair and nerdy girl glasses, but also her freaky toe.
The thing that bother me most is how badly that would hurt having the zipper there. And the fact that the “drive thru” idea doesn’t allow one to wear underwear underneath. I don’t do commando.
Oh…wait…I think I just hit onto something…Hot Sexy drive thru underwear!!
There are definitely at least 3 panels to each leg… which is absurd.
Equally absurd is that the binding (fabric tape) of the zipper is blue. Does she live in the only locale in the world without a sewing supply place? Because they come in every damn color of the rainbow (with colored teeth, no less). And the average zipper is only going to cost $2.49 retail. What the hell? Why is it blue?
sar-sar, it’s not a tiger – it’s an orange zebra which is very rare in the wild (so rare, in fact, that one has never been spotted) and thus vastly more exotic.
#30 sylvan_shadows :
Erm, the pants are freakin’ atrocious and NO ONE has any excuse to be prancing around in them. But wow, if you guys think she’s big…
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I don’t think the model is big, but the pants aren’t the most flattering thing in the world. It makes her look like a lumpy sack of potatoes and she also has a muffin top. She doesn’t appear that way in other photos, so it has to be the gawd awful pants.
((mom, while she would never make “drive thru” pants))… so funny!
Wow, you’d think if you were going to model the outfit, you might at least make it in your own size. She is by no means a heavy chick but the outfit is too small for her. And why would I buy something that has already been clingly to her cooter, ah, no!
Ok, am I the only one who thought “drive through pants” meant what you put on to make a late nite trip to Burger King when you don’t have to get out of the car and no one can see you, but just in case your car breaks down at least you’re not in your bathrobe?
hee hee cute. Thanks for the advertising of these fun pants.
Sad that some people don’t see how beautiful my model Jo Elle is. Yes, I do sell my clothing very well, most to the younger crowd that I’m guessing most of you are not but if you would like to find my more refined clothing you can look at http://poppyswickedgarden.etsy.com.
XoXo
Poppy
P.S. the pants are made of only 2 pieces of fabric all together 1 for each leg because I’m awesome like that
We’ve established that she’s not big – the outfit is too small. A size 4 can look huge in a sz 0 outfit.
Do the pants come with a bottle of Nair as a gift with purchase? The guy who has his girl wearing drive thru pants probably doesn’t waste time with things like making sure her pubes are clear of the zipper before he “pulls up to the first window” to pay.
This whole idea is just skeezy. And that’s not age-specific; I would have thought these pants were skeezy at 20, also.
October 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Oohh yeahhh baby! I’ll take two!
October 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Oh for FRAK’s sake. ANd I cannot stop looking at her nasty foot. Yuck.
October 15, 2009 at 5:23 pm
2 comments
1. #2 that foot is from peddling the damn yabba dabba do car
2. Can I get a large fries with that?
October 15, 2009 at 5:26 pm
That’s one drive thru I will not be hitting up late-night, no matter how drunk I get.
October 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
a zipper right up the middle of the crotch, personally, makes me want to run away screaming and clutching my genitals.
October 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Orange zebra is the herbivore way of saying tiger.
October 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Is she selling the top seperate??
October 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm
oh, and those spiffy looking wrist thingies?
October 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm
If those are a small/medium, she is not one.
October 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm
And reading the post, it states:
“ALL OF MY CREATIONS:
ARE ONE OF A KIND DIY MADE BY ME!YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS CREATION!”
All I can say is THANK GOD. One person wearing this hot mess is one person too many. So thank god it is only one.
But does make me, think, perhaps the earlier fella with the poem in his pants is used to wearing something with “DRIVE THRU” underware, which is why he sat on the toilet wearing his boxers. Maybe that explains it. Maybe he’s a DRIVE THRU kinda guy. Maybe that is what his poem is about…
October 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm
eww.
October 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm
hello_robin…I agree, otherwise why would she have that flintstone foot propped up on a dolley?????
When you have to be hauled in for a photo..well, enough said.
October 15, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Do you think that she uses that dolley to set up her booth at the local farmer’s market and craft shows?
October 15, 2009 at 7:15 pm
That zipper looks like it’s self-unzipping.
October 15, 2009 at 7:58 pm
geez you wouldn’t want to go au naturale in that thing…
October 15, 2009 at 8:29 pm
“ALL OF MY CREATIONS: ARE ONE OF A KIND DIY MADE BY ME!YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS CREATION!”
The only person after the model. Anything that has hugged someone else’s underwear-free crotch that tightly is not coming near mine with out an envelope full of cash (upfront).
October 15, 2009 at 8:40 pm
“I sewed them hot” says it all.
October 15, 2009 at 9:07 pm
The cuffs are a separate listing.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20422289
As for underwear? I’m surprised she’s not rocking a hot ‘whale tail’ thong in those bad boys.
October 16, 2009 at 2:47 am
I wonder if she already has a pimp?
PussDaddy
October 16, 2009 at 5:06 am
I was wrong. It turns out there ARE worse fashion choices than Zubaz.
October 16, 2009 at 5:33 am
What I would love to know is why the legs are sewn out of at least 3 separate pieces of fabric? Why is that? My mom, while she would never make “drive thru” pants, were someone to hold a gun to her head and force her to execute the pattern: she would refuse to make the legs out of more than 2 pieces of fabric per pant leg… and my mom would spend hours trying to line up the pattern so it wasn’t obvious that it was made out of multiple parts… but then, my mom is crazy and picky.
Seriously, when you work with patterned fabric, you cut it into as few pieces as possible. The seams in this piece are just absurd.
And now, not only am I haunted by her witch hair and nerdy girl glasses, but also her freaky toe.
October 16, 2009 at 6:14 am
I’m not a huge fan, but @sar-sar, seems to me there are only 2 pieces of fabric per pant leg, even if the print makes it look otherwise.
October 16, 2009 at 6:55 am
The thing that bother me most is how badly that would hurt having the zipper there. And the fact that the “drive thru” idea doesn’t allow one to wear underwear underneath. I don’t do commando.
Oh…wait…I think I just hit onto something…Hot Sexy drive thru underwear!!
(yes, I know it would still chafe)
October 16, 2009 at 6:56 am
And..where does one wear this outfit without looking outrageously easy and skanky?
October 16, 2009 at 7:42 am
Say what you will but she’s made over 400 sales in less than 2 years.
October 16, 2009 at 8:27 am
why are we not talking about the weird toe issue?
October 16, 2009 at 8:27 am
oh nm, we are.
October 16, 2009 at 8:30 am
Only people named Fran would wear this.
October 16, 2009 at 9:05 am
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October 16, 2009 at 9:32 am
Erm, the pants are freakin’ atrocious and NO ONE has any excuse to be prancing around in them. But wow, if you guys think she’s big…
October 16, 2009 at 10:16 am
There are definitely at least 3 panels to each leg… which is absurd.
Equally absurd is that the binding (fabric tape) of the zipper is blue. Does she live in the only locale in the world without a sewing supply place? Because they come in every damn color of the rainbow (with colored teeth, no less). And the average zipper is only going to cost $2.49 retail. What the hell? Why is it blue?
And why didn’t she sew the seams of the legs up to the zipper component? You know like an “invisible zipper”
http://sewiknit.blogspot.com/2006/03/invisible-zipper-tutorial.html
Or was the zipper supposed to serve as a giant advertisement?
Where as the tiger print, of course, was so very subtle.
October 16, 2009 at 11:30 am
sar-sar, it’s not a tiger – it’s an orange zebra which is very rare in the wild (so rare, in fact, that one has never been spotted) and thus vastly more exotic.
October 16, 2009 at 11:52 am
#30 sylvan_shadows :
Erm, the pants are freakin’ atrocious and NO ONE has any excuse to be prancing around in them. But wow, if you guys think she’s big…
______________
I don’t think the model is big, but the pants aren’t the most flattering thing in the world. It makes her look like a lumpy sack of potatoes and she also has a muffin top. She doesn’t appear that way in other photos, so it has to be the gawd awful pants.
((mom, while she would never make “drive thru” pants))… so funny!
October 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm
#25 Jea: “Say what you will but she’s made over 400 sales in less than 2 years.”
yes, cuz as we know, “popular” equates to “good”. Just look at any Top 40 radio station for proof.
October 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Never meant to suggest I thought it was good!! I’m actually impressed with her sales, given what she’s selling!!
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#34 tomasz. : #25 Jea: “Say what you will but she’s made over 400 sales in less than 2 years.”
yes, cuz as we know, “popular” equates to “good”. Just look at any Top 40 radio station for proof.
October 16, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Wow, you’d think if you were going to model the outfit, you might at least make it in your own size. She is by no means a heavy chick but the outfit is too small for her. And why would I buy something that has already been clingly to her cooter, ah, no!
October 17, 2009 at 7:53 am
It hurts.
Take it away.
October 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Ok, am I the only one who thought “drive through pants” meant what you put on to make a late nite trip to Burger King when you don’t have to get out of the car and no one can see you, but just in case your car breaks down at least you’re not in your bathrobe?
October 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm
it’s ghetto-fabulous
October 18, 2009 at 3:06 am
#17 silly squirrel :
“I sewed them hot” says it all.
Ha ha! That line cracked me up too.
October 19, 2009 at 11:52 am
i actually like some of the other stuff in her store, but these are just awful. that fabric screams cheap well enough without a “drive-thru” zipper.
October 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I’ll be converting all of my pants to Drive-Thru. I think this will really take off.
October 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm
The buyer better have a Brazilian…that’s all I’m sayin’
October 24, 2009 at 8:55 pm
A bad day for an otherwise very talented lady.
Ok, a very bad day.
November 3, 2009 at 3:03 am
….still, I can’t stop picturing this outfit with Eddie Van Halen’s yellow zebra suit jacket from the video “Jump”
Someone help me…..
November 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm
hee hee cute. Thanks for the advertising of these fun pants.
Sad that some people don’t see how beautiful my model Jo Elle is. Yes, I do sell my clothing very well, most to the younger crowd that I’m guessing most of you are not but if you would like to find my more refined clothing you can look at http://poppyswickedgarden.etsy.com.
XoXo
Poppy
P.S. the pants are made of only 2 pieces of fabric all together 1 for each leg because I’m awesome like that
December 6, 2009 at 2:38 am
I… don’t get it. And another thing: ugh.
“look at the funny regretsy review
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/15/bam-bam/
(old people just don’t get it)”
Great, now early 20′s is old? I better start practicing yelling at the neighborhood kids.
December 7, 2009 at 3:50 am
The outfit isn’t anything I would wear, and a zipper near my naked crotch is scary as hell, but come on…this girl is not huge.
December 15, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Some of her other stuff is cute… *some* of it. I’m diggin the Alice in Wonderland skirt!
September 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm
We’ve established that she’s not big – the outfit is too small. A size 4 can look huge in a sz 0 outfit.
Do the pants come with a bottle of Nair as a gift with purchase? The guy who has his girl wearing drive thru pants probably doesn’t waste time with things like making sure her pubes are clear of the zipper before he “pulls up to the first window” to pay.
This whole idea is just skeezy. And that’s not age-specific; I would have thought these pants were skeezy at 20, also.
October 21, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Pretty sure the Yabba-Dabba foot is missing a toe. Kind of makes me feel better about this whole situation for some reason…
February 6, 2011 at 12:40 am
Well, you all certainly aren’t a practical bunch.
May 14, 2011 at 6:43 am
How comes a Bronze fuckin’ Zebra?.. isn’t it more like a damn Tiger?..