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Bam Bam

Posted by Helen Killer

49 comments

Poor Pebbles. She was such a nice girl. Then she started dancing at the Spearmint Triceratops and everything went to hell.

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Oct 15, 2009
4:47 pm

#1 Eveline :

Oohh yeahhh baby! I’ll take two!

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Oct 15, 2009
5:04 pm

#2 chicaflamenca :

Oh for FRAK’s sake. ANd I cannot stop looking at her nasty foot. Yuck.

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Oct 15, 2009
5:23 pm

#3 vangoghbabe :

2 comments
1. #2 that foot is from peddling the damn yabba dabba do car
2. Can I get a large fries with that?

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Oct 15, 2009
5:26 pm

#4 EMPM :

That’s one drive thru I will not be hitting up late-night, no matter how drunk I get.

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Oct 15, 2009
5:27 pm

#5 iatro :

a zipper right up the middle of the crotch, personally, makes me want to run away screaming and clutching my genitals.

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Oct 15, 2009
5:32 pm

#6 The Mayor of Bethville :

Orange zebra is the herbivore way of saying tiger.

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Oct 15, 2009
5:35 pm

#7 vangoghbabe :

Is she selling the top seperate??

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Oct 15, 2009
5:35 pm

#8 vangoghbabe :

oh, and those spiffy looking wrist thingies?

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Oct 15, 2009
5:39 pm

#9 hello_robin :

If those are a small/medium, she is not one.

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Oct 15, 2009
5:44 pm

#10 Jillian :

And reading the post, it states:

“ALL OF MY CREATIONS:
ARE ONE OF A KIND DIY MADE BY ME!YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS CREATION!”

All I can say is THANK GOD. One person wearing this hot mess is one person too many. So thank god it is only one.

But does make me, think, perhaps the earlier fella with the poem in his pants is used to wearing something with “DRIVE THRU” underware, which is why he sat on the toilet wearing his boxers. Maybe that explains it. Maybe he’s a DRIVE THRU kinda guy. Maybe that is what his poem is about…

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Oct 15, 2009
5:44 pm

#11 whyohwhy :

eww.

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Oct 15, 2009
5:56 pm

#12 vangoghbabe :

hello_robin…I agree, otherwise why would she have that flintstone foot propped up on a dolley?????
When you have to be hauled in for a photo..well, enough said.

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Oct 15, 2009
6:42 pm

#13 successfulselleronetsy :

Do you think that she uses that dolley to set up her booth at the local farmer’s market and craft shows?

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Oct 15, 2009
7:15 pm

#14 bonspiel :

That zipper looks like it’s self-unzipping.

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Oct 15, 2009
7:58 pm

#15 quantuminsanity :

geez you wouldn’t want to go au naturale in that thing…

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Oct 15, 2009
8:29 pm

#16 Clare :

“ALL OF MY CREATIONS: ARE ONE OF A KIND DIY MADE BY ME!YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS CREATION!”

The only person after the model. Anything that has hugged someone else’s underwear-free crotch that tightly is not coming near mine with out an envelope full of cash (upfront).

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Oct 15, 2009
8:40 pm

#17 silly squirrel :

“I sewed them hot” says it all.

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Oct 15, 2009
9:07 pm

#18 rosebowden :

The cuffs are a separate listing.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20422289

As for underwear? I’m surprised she’s not rocking a hot ‘whale tail’ thong in those bad boys.

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Oct 16, 2009
2:47 am

#19 PussDaddy :

I wonder if she already has a pimp?

PussDaddy

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Oct 16, 2009
5:06 am

#20 MinnePurl :

I was wrong. It turns out there ARE worse fashion choices than Zubaz.

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Oct 16, 2009
5:33 am

#21 sar-sar :

What I would love to know is why the legs are sewn out of at least 3 separate pieces of fabric? Why is that? My mom, while she would never make “drive thru” pants, were someone to hold a gun to her head and force her to execute the pattern: she would refuse to make the legs out of more than 2 pieces of fabric per pant leg… and my mom would spend hours trying to line up the pattern so it wasn’t obvious that it was made out of multiple parts… but then, my mom is crazy and picky.

Seriously, when you work with patterned fabric, you cut it into as few pieces as possible. The seams in this piece are just absurd.

And now, not only am I haunted by her witch hair and nerdy girl glasses, but also her freaky toe.

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Oct 16, 2009
6:14 am

#22 limper :

I’m not a huge fan, but @sar-sar, seems to me there are only 2 pieces of fabric per pant leg, even if the print makes it look otherwise.

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Oct 16, 2009
6:55 am

#23 regretsyfan :

The thing that bother me most is how badly that would hurt having the zipper there. And the fact that the “drive thru” idea doesn’t allow one to wear underwear underneath. I don’t do commando.

Oh…wait…I think I just hit onto something…Hot Sexy drive thru underwear!!

(yes, I know it would still chafe)

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Oct 16, 2009
6:56 am

#24 regretsyfan :

And..where does one wear this outfit without looking outrageously easy and skanky?

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Oct 16, 2009
7:42 am

#25 Jea :

Say what you will but she’s made over 400 sales in less than 2 years.

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Oct 16, 2009
8:27 am

#26 reqbat :

why are we not talking about the weird toe issue?

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Oct 16, 2009
8:27 am

#27 reqbat :

oh nm, we are.

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Oct 16, 2009
8:30 am

#28 Jea :

Only people named Fran would wear this.

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Oct 16, 2009
9:05 am

#29 moi :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Oct 16, 2009
9:32 am

#30 sylvan_shadows :

Erm, the pants are freakin’ atrocious and NO ONE has any excuse to be prancing around in them. But wow, if you guys think she’s big…

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Oct 16, 2009
10:16 am

#31 sar-sar :

There are definitely at least 3 panels to each leg… which is absurd.

Equally absurd is that the binding (fabric tape) of the zipper is blue. Does she live in the only locale in the world without a sewing supply place? Because they come in every damn color of the rainbow (with colored teeth, no less). And the average zipper is only going to cost $2.49 retail. What the hell? Why is it blue?

And why didn’t she sew the seams of the legs up to the zipper component? You know like an “invisible zipper”
http://sewiknit.blogspot.com/2006/03/invisible-zipper-tutorial.html

Or was the zipper supposed to serve as a giant advertisement?

Where as the tiger print, of course, was so very subtle.

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Oct 16, 2009
11:30 am

#32 The Runaway Lawyer :

sar-sar, it’s not a tiger – it’s an orange zebra which is very rare in the wild (so rare, in fact, that one has never been spotted) and thus vastly more exotic.

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Oct 16, 2009
11:52 am

#33 redhead :

#30 sylvan_shadows :
Erm, the pants are freakin’ atrocious and NO ONE has any excuse to be prancing around in them. But wow, if you guys think she’s big…
______________

I don’t think the model is big, but the pants aren’t the most flattering thing in the world. It makes her look like a lumpy sack of potatoes and she also has a muffin top. She doesn’t appear that way in other photos, so it has to be the gawd awful pants.

((mom, while she would never make “drive thru” pants))… so funny!

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Oct 16, 2009
12:22 pm

#34 tomasz. :

#25 Jea: “Say what you will but she’s made over 400 sales in less than 2 years.”

yes, cuz as we know, “popular” equates to “good”. Just look at any Top 40 radio station for proof.

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Oct 16, 2009
4:23 pm

#35 Jea :

Never meant to suggest I thought it was good!! I’m actually impressed with her sales, given what she’s selling!!

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#34 tomasz. : #25 Jea: “Say what you will but she’s made over 400 sales in less than 2 years.”

yes, cuz as we know, “popular” equates to “good”. Just look at any Top 40 radio station for proof.

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Oct 16, 2009
4:28 pm

#36 design45 :

Wow, you’d think if you were going to model the outfit, you might at least make it in your own size. She is by no means a heavy chick but the outfit is too small for her. And why would I buy something that has already been clingly to her cooter, ah, no!

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Oct 17, 2009
7:53 am

#37 TheAngstyOne :

It hurts.
Take it away.

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Oct 17, 2009
1:06 pm

#38 HomeAlone :

Ok, am I the only one who thought “drive through pants” meant what you put on to make a late nite trip to Burger King when you don’t have to get out of the car and no one can see you, but just in case your car breaks down at least you’re not in your bathrobe?

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Oct 17, 2009
2:19 pm

#39 steviesegel :

it’s ghetto-fabulous

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Oct 18, 2009
3:06 am

#40 freshie :

#17 silly squirrel :

“I sewed them hot” says it all.

Ha ha! That line cracked me up too.

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Oct 19, 2009
11:52 am

#41 enamy :

i actually like some of the other stuff in her store, but these are just awful. that fabric screams cheap well enough without a “drive-thru” zipper.

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Oct 19, 2009
7:00 pm

#42 Crossed Promise :

I’ll be converting all of my pants to Drive-Thru. I think this will really take off.

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Oct 22, 2009
12:58 pm

#43 jojo :

The buyer better have a Brazilian…that’s all I’m sayin’

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Oct 24, 2009
8:55 pm

#44 pug off :

A bad day for an otherwise very talented lady.
Ok, a very bad day.

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Nov 3, 2009
3:03 am

#45 pug off :

….still, I can’t stop picturing this outfit with Eddie Van Halen’s yellow zebra suit jacket from the video “Jump”
Someone help me…..

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Nov 12, 2009
4:22 pm

#46 poppyswickedgarden :

hee hee cute. Thanks for the advertising of these fun pants.
Sad that some people don’t see how beautiful my model Jo Elle is. Yes, I do sell my clothing very well, most to the younger crowd that I’m guessing most of you are not but if you would like to find my more refined clothing you can look at http://poppyswickedgarden.etsy.com.
XoXo
Poppy
P.S. the pants are made of only 2 pieces of fabric all together 1 for each leg because I’m awesome like that

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Dec 6, 2009
2:38 am

#47 NAZ :

I… don’t get it. And another thing: ugh.

“look at the funny regretsy review
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/15/bam-bam/
(old people just don’t get it)”

Great, now early 20’s is old? I better start practicing yelling at the neighborhood kids.

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Dec 7, 2009
3:50 am

#48 skankyskeezer :

The outfit isn’t anything I would wear, and a zipper near my naked crotch is scary as hell, but come on…this girl is not huge.

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Dec 15, 2009
3:29 pm

#49 Criom :

Some of her other stuff is cute… *some* of it. I’m diggin the Alice in Wonderland skirt!

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