Team Loser
Hey, guess what? Your baby doesn’t give a fat shit about the Cullens. The only one obsessing about teenaged vampires is you and your stupid friends. You know what your baby wants? Milk. So stop looking at the New Moon trailer on YouTube and give him a fucking bottle. Seriously, you’re too old for this shit.
October 14, 2009 at 8:38 am
It’s all fun and games until the hubs decides to tear the baby from your womb with his teeth.
October 14, 2009 at 10:12 am
The best Twilight shirt I’ve seen says, “And then Buffy staked Edward. The end.” THAT shirt I want, this one, not so much.
October 14, 2009 at 10:13 am
why?
I guess I can thank my lucky stars that my own mother never made me an iron-on transfer John Denver onesie… although she was a JD superfan.
the rest of their shop is filled with Twilight merchandise, I hope they’re licensed.
October 14, 2009 at 10:13 am
I think the “duh” is rather fitting, being as that’s his facial expression.
October 14, 2009 at 10:36 am
Ok. I still do not “get” the whole Twilight thing. But if someone wants to create that John Denver onesie, I am all about it. Now THAT would be scary….
October 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Sadly, many of the girls that buy this shirt would NOT be too old for this shit.
October 14, 2009 at 12:58 pm
The perfect gift for the 13 year old mother.
October 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm
You guys…..come on, it’s always trendy when new mommies can dress like their babes….and to top off the look…the mums can purchase the Twilight sneakers…I’m sure they could purchase those in baby sizes too…Then head of to Sears portrait studio for the Christmas family photo.
October 14, 2009 at 4:54 pm
LOL @ hello robin!
October 14, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Will Twilight ever go away? So sick of it and now a new movie…argggggggggggggggg
October 14, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Babies suck.
PussDaddy
October 14, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Helen, I signed up for one reason: so I could write a giant “THANK YOU” to you for making me laugh more in the past couple of days than I have in… well, more time than I want to admit! This was the best thanksgiving ever! Your comments really are Killer and I want to get the story someday on what the whole Helen Keller spoof (I am assuming anyway) is.
Oh, and you didn’t file this one in “baby”… maybe for good reason.. lol.
@PussDaddy: Babies definitely do not suck. They are frickin AWESOME (mine in particular of course
. What does suck is this movement of desperate housewives/”oops” mommies who dream of having sex with a barely pubescent vampire instead of enjoying their actual lives.
October 15, 2009 at 2:06 am
Perfect for every child lucky enough to have been called Renesmee.
I read the first book to see what all the fuss was about, and was horrified by just how utterly terrible it was. Bella is the ultimate Mary Sue, and the whole thing is complete drivel, and actually pretty creepy.
I might buy thousands of these, and then burn them to keep them out of the wrong hands.
October 15, 2009 at 10:52 am
“My mom hates me.
Duh.”
October 15, 2009 at 11:22 am
Why is it possible to people to even list stuff like this on Etsy? Copyright infringements are a huge problem on Etsy. Wish they would take it seriously.
October 15, 2009 at 11:36 am
Breast is best.
Babies suck tit.
October 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm
”
#2 Sandra D :
The best Twilight shirt I’ve seen says, “And then Buffy staked Edward. The end.” THAT shirt I want, this one, not so much.
”
Please immediatly create an etsy for this product so I may fully nerd out and buy it.
October 15, 2009 at 9:20 pm
rinthered it already exists, a quick google search will find it for you. I work at a school and I really badly want to wear it when working with the annoying pubescent girls lol.
December 19, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I bet the baby that would be wearing this is named Bella. The love child of a crazed Twilight fan and her one night stand that dumped her once he realized she liked Twilight. She kept the child because she thought the guy was her Edward that ran away to protect her, and having the baby would be romantic. Like Twilight.