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Paint + Canvas = Crap

Okay, but why is Lou Diamond Philips surrounded by dollar signs? Is he making La Bamba II?

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19 comments on Paint + Canvas = Crap

  1. phatgirl818
    October 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Ok, did a 10 year old make this? It’s crap at its finest!

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  2. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    It the beginning design for a John G snowglobe…ingenious! I’d shake it

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  3. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Instead of the dollar signs…I would have opted for the kids..nothing says single family dad like floating kids.

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  4. reqbat
    October 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    and it’s a PRINT. so it’ll spore into the world. faaaaantastic.

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  5. wtf
    October 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Looks like Jon/Lou is floating in a halved watermelon filled with blue jello an dollar signs…

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  6. kiru
    October 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Well, it’s fine that all that inspired this painting but why in the world would anyone buy it? Who wants a poorly done painting of Jon G? Now if it were Lindsey Lohan I’d be on board…

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  7. moi
    October 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    He’s a man who had no money and now has a crapload of money. Its not a mid life crises, its overload.

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  8. nuageblanc72
    October 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    He looks like the chick in ”la tigre”.You know? The one with the moustache.(Yes,I said the chick)

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/musical%20group%20la%20tigre/buddysatan/EMILE%20VACHE/AVRIL09/men.jpg

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  9. gazoo
    October 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    That’s not Jon, there’s too much hair. What you really need is to get rid of that stupid background and replace it with concentric circles. I bet Kate would buy one of those, along with some complimentary darts.

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  10. YankBoffin
    October 14, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Sorry, kiddo, but this one isn’t quite good enough to go up on the fridge… But hey, maybe some dumbass on etsy will by it!

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  11. quantuminsanity
    October 14, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Where do you find this stuff?
    I’ve been browsing through etsy a lot lately and haven’t seen any of this crap.

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  12. silly squirrel
    October 14, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Now that’s Art at it’s finest…

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  13. priceless
    October 14, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    @#10: Funny stuff, there, Yank! You might have promise for a Regretsy like site of your own!

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  14. nicole
    October 15, 2009 at 3:40 am

    from the item description: “The prints are really gorgeous in person and the colors are so vivid and beautiful” Phew! it’s just our computer screens that need adjusting!

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  15. sar-sar
    October 15, 2009 at 6:57 am

    wow, and this print
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26510256
    is mistagged as “original painting” (thu 15 Oct 09, 9:55AM). Somewhere blood is drooling out of magicjelly’s ear.

    thank god it comes in a protective sleeve.
    Did anyone see her “Lady Gaga” print? Maybe she should stick to painting food.

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  16. sar-sar
    October 15, 2009 at 7:00 am

    @ #13 nicole: you just made me laugh out loud… and I was just wondering if this was indeed printed on “Epson Velvet Fine Art Paper with Epson Inks” — if that means this person owns the $400.00 R1900 printer… or an older Epson.

    Perhaps I should convo and ask if that’s durabrite or ultrachrome ink…

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  17. Eveline
    October 15, 2009 at 11:20 am

    Did one of his kids do this? It’s awful!

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  18. tomasz.
    October 15, 2009 at 11:55 am

    he looks like he’s had a full neck-graft operation

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  19. MissMary
    October 18, 2009 at 8:42 am

    I would so buy this if I had $9.

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