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Commode Ode
21 comments
Here’s a little poem
We’ve sewn into your lap
You forgot to take your shorts off
Before you took a crap
Oct 14, 20098:43 am
Your poem summed up everything I wanted to say.
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Oct 14, 20098:54 am
I do believe the lad needs the crocheted toilet paper….
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Oct 14, 20099:19 am
Makes you wonder why they thought this was a good idea??
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Oct 14, 20099:21 am
What about poems baked into muffins?
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Oct 14, 20099:22 am
I laughed so hard when I saw the shorts.
Oh my.
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Oct 14, 200910:04 am
Uhmn, wouldn’t someone want to find out what the jeans actually look like before they buy them?
And have I been missing something all these years? There’s no hole in the back of my BF’s underwear… like a normal human being he pulls them down when he goes too…
So, is the guy in the picture wearing the old timey ones with the flap in back? Like what’s on footy pajamas?
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Oct 14, 200910:13 am
LOL! I didn’t realize the guy was sitting on the pot with his shorts still on. Maybe that’s why he needs a note inside his pants…I think I can read it now…
“Pull your pants AND your shorts down first before you take a crap you moron!”
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Oct 14, 200910:40 am
@wtf LOL!!!
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Oct 14, 200912:42 pm
I laughed so hard at that poem then read the other comments and FINALLY noticed his shorts were still on. OMG, I almost choked on my lunch I laughed so hard all over again.
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Oct 14, 200912:50 pm
discussing this with the group at lunch…can you request different languages…in case you want to send them overseas to..oh, say…the kids in the third world that made the original jeans…you know inspirational poems and all….
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Oct 14, 20091:21 pm
#11 good idea to inspire and empower the kids. finally, someone is thinking “responsibility”. thank god! surely, the poem needs to be told in pictograms then.
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Oct 14, 20091:52 pm
Did anyone see the “sexy panty car air freshener” they sell? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27358208
Just the thing I want hanging from my rearview mirror. Hey, they have a pocket to hold a small trinket!
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Oct 14, 20093:12 pm
I think this person’s whole shop is a spoof. It has to be.
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Oct 14, 20096:41 pm
Now you’re in the bathroom
A great place to unwind.
But if you’re groaning too much
more fiber you should find.
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Oct 14, 20097:31 pm
Here I sit
All broken hearted
Came to shit
But only farted
In my shorts.
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Oct 14, 20097:44 pm
#12 that’s a great idea! And it could in Text lingo too!! So this generation can understand the content…
WTF U 4got 2 pull bxrs dwn, DA!
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Oct 14, 20097:59 pm
roses are red
violets are blue
if you buy these jeans
your’e a a dumn ass too
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Oct 14, 200910:37 pm
When I first saw this I didn’t read the headline, so I thought it was some kind of mirror that you could use to watch yourself take a dump. After reading the description, I think I prefer the sewn in jean shit mirror idea better.
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Oct 14, 200910:41 pm
Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
Wait a minute-I should be washing these?
PussDaddy
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Oct 15, 20096:41 am
Somebody please explain to me how a poem helps me . . . um . . . go? Please? I don’t get it.
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8:34 am
what about the blind? Can you get it in braille…cause I’m gonna loose my freakin’ eyesight looking at some of this crap people hand make!!
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