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Commode Ode

Here’s a little poem
We’ve sewn into your lap
You forgot to take your shorts off
Before you took a crap

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23 comments on Commode Ode

  1. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 8:34 am

    what about the blind? Can you get it in braille…cause I’m gonna loose my freakin’ eyesight looking at some of this crap people hand make!!

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  2. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 14, 2009 at 8:43 am

    Your poem summed up everything I wanted to say.

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  3. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 8:54 am

    I do believe the lad needs the crocheted toilet paper….

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  4. wtf
    October 14, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Makes you wonder why they thought this was a good idea??

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  5. John Foley
    October 14, 2009 at 9:21 am

    What about poems baked into muffins?

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  6. marzipanapple
    October 14, 2009 at 9:22 am

    I laughed so hard when I saw the shorts.
    Oh my.

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  7. sar-sar
    October 14, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Uhmn, wouldn’t someone want to find out what the jeans actually look like before they buy them?

    And have I been missing something all these years? There’s no hole in the back of my BF’s underwear… like a normal human being he pulls them down when he goes too…

    So, is the guy in the picture wearing the old timey ones with the flap in back? Like what’s on footy pajamas?

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  8. wtf
    October 14, 2009 at 10:13 am

    LOL! I didn’t realize the guy was sitting on the pot with his shorts still on. Maybe that’s why he needs a note inside his pants…I think I can read it now…

    “Pull your pants AND your shorts down first before you take a crap you moron!”

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  9. nutcase
    October 14, 2009 at 10:40 am

    @wtf LOL!!!

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  10. denisewalks
    October 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    I laughed so hard at that poem then read the other comments and FINALLY noticed his shorts were still on. OMG, I almost choked on my lunch I laughed so hard all over again.

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  11. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    discussing this with the group at lunch…can you request different languages…in case you want to send them overseas to..oh, say…the kids in the third world that made the original jeans…you know inspirational poems and all….

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  12. nutcase
    October 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    #11 good idea to inspire and empower the kids. finally, someone is thinking “responsibility”. thank god! surely, the poem needs to be told in pictograms then.

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  13. turtlegirl76
    October 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Did anyone see the “sexy panty car air freshener” they sell? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27358208

    Just the thing I want hanging from my rearview mirror. Hey, they have a pocket to hold a small trinket!

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  14. bonspiel
    October 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    I think this person’s whole shop is a spoof. It has to be.

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  15. monicahamburg
    October 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Now you’re in the bathroom
    A great place to unwind.
    But if you’re groaning too much
    more fiber you should find.

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  16. YankBoffin
    October 14, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Here I sit
    All broken hearted
    Came to shit
    But only farted

    In my shorts.

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  17. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    #12 that’s a great idea! And it could in Text lingo too!! So this generation can understand the content…
    WTF U 4got 2 pull bxrs dwn, DA!

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  18. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    if you buy these jeans
    your’e a a dumn ass too

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  19. EMPM
    October 14, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    When I first saw this I didn’t read the headline, so I thought it was some kind of mirror that you could use to watch yourself take a dump. After reading the description, I think I prefer the sewn in jean shit mirror idea better.

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  20. PussDaddy
    October 14, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.

    Wait a minute-I should be washing these?

    PussDaddy

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  21. freckleyredhead
    October 15, 2009 at 6:41 am

    Somebody please explain to me how a poem helps me . . . um . . . go? Please? I don’t get it.

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  22. deenadj
    September 10, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    Sar-Sar – what you are referring to is called a union suit. With the button flap over the butt?

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  23. felesroo
    February 11, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Your poem gave me such a laugh, I must thank you.

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