Wine and Cheese
Look, I’m a vampire! What? Wait let me lower the glass a little bit. Okay now look! What? Okay how about now? No? Try putting your head on the table and looking up at me. See? It’s like I’m drinking blood. Because I have fangs. No, on the glass. No, those are etched in the glass so it looks like I . . . oh fuck it.
October 13, 2009 at 8:32 am
The twihards are going to be all over this.
Anymore it seems if you want to sell something on Etsy just stick some vampire teeth or a mustache on it no matter how stupid.
I personally can’t wait for my giant vagina pillow with vampire teeth and goatee.
October 13, 2009 at 8:52 am
This friggin glass has been on the FP and numerous gift guides. I need to get some stencils and go to work!
October 13, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Well, with that red juice i’m glad they didn’t draw a vagina on it.
October 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm
#3
You are giving people ideas.
October 14, 2009 at 4:35 am
HAha I didn’t get it, I was like what’s vampire about it? there’s some scummy red fluid in the glass? Do they even drink wine in twilight? I don’t remember that scene! then I saw it.. the little white triangles.. the “fangs” they’re angled wrong too.. just saying..