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Wilted

Posted by Crochet Guevarra 8 comments

You know, I was just asking myself, “Where can I find a plastic bag holder that looks like Wilt Chamberlain’s flaccid penis?” I probably should have looked here first before asking that girl at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

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Oct 13, 2009
8:38 am
#1 moi :

Heh…my mom used to make these. Of course, they didn’t look quite this…phallic. I don’t personally have one, but they do actually work quite well.

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Oct 13, 2009
12:38 pm
#2 vangoghbabe :

I’m just glad it coordinates with the plaid wallpaper.

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Oct 13, 2009
5:05 pm
#3 silly squirrel :

I’m saving up for I need this.one of these.

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Oct 13, 2009
11:40 pm
#4 Stiflers Mom :

And let’s hang it next to the stairs. That’s a handy place for it!

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Oct 15, 2009
10:59 am
#5 danifett :

Looks more like a long slimy turd to me.

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Oct 17, 2009
1:36 pm
#6 HomeAlone :

Ok I have one of these doo dads for bags, but it’s not given such a place of prominence in the house… someone is proud of their handiwork.

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Nov 5, 2009
3:32 pm
#7 Stingray Charles :

Oh, this wallpaper’s making me so dizzy, I’m getting sick and I wish I had a plastic bag in which to vomit. I wonder what’s inside this brown dildo…

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Nov 27, 2009
11:11 pm
#8 Recovering Crack Baby :

I just wanna pull on it and make that white bag come out of the bottom?

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