Comments on: NSFW – Try Before You Buy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/ Where DIY Meets WTF Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:53:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: xyzzy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-2/#comment-23272 xyzzy Sun, 10 Jan 2010 11:08:27 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-23272 WTF?! Now the artist's bio reads... "Thanks to all my viewers, I heard the voice of my untamed beast today. i could not, at first, even say a word, my knees fell violently against each other. I thoght of falling, but i did not this time. my mind ran over a thousand absurd projects by which to aviod becoming a partner in the awful speculation, but it was to late, my soul had alreary departed my body like feathers before the wind, leaving me a helpless prey to the breath of his words WTF?! Now the artist’s bio reads…

“Thanks to all my viewers, I heard the voice of my untamed beast today. i could not, at first, even say a word, my knees fell violently against each other. I thoght of falling, but i did not this time. my mind ran over a thousand absurd projects by which to aviod becoming a partner in the awful speculation, but it was to late, my soul had alreary departed my body like feathers before the wind, leaving me a helpless prey to the breath of his words

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]]> By: I-of-the-beholder http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-2/#comment-14580 I-of-the-beholder Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:15:00 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-14580 (five years from now) Neighbor: "We're just shocked. He was always polite, quiet, kind of a loner. Kept to himself. But that stench from the crawlspace, then our Terrier dug up a femur from his back yard, we started to become concerned. Even the necklace of finger bones around his neck, odd really, but no reason to alert authorities." Regretsy: "WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!" You don't need to watch Minority Report to know this guy needs to be locked up NOW. His art is already a crime. (five years from now)

Neighbor: “We’re just shocked. He was always polite, quiet, kind of a loner. Kept to himself. But that stench from the crawlspace, then our Terrier dug up a femur from his back yard, we started to become concerned. Even the necklace of finger bones around his neck, odd really, but no reason to alert authorities.”

Regretsy: “WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!”

You don’t need to watch Minority Report to know this guy needs to be locked up NOW. His art is already a crime.

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]]> By: RUShittingMe http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-11881 RUShittingMe Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:01:45 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-11881 Sold? Someone actually shelled out money for this bullshit? Where in the fuck are they displaying this? Sold? Someone actually shelled out money for this bullshit? Where in the fuck are they displaying this?

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]]> By: regretmenot http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-3711 regretmenot Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:33:23 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-3711 Que? Que?

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]]> By: Tdogdd http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-3503 Tdogdd Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:39:31 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-3503 Being that I am a catholic I understand that its wrong to masterbate or weird stuff happens. Who knew that if you did some 69 your partner would sprout horns, grow wings and turn into the devil. Good excuse not to give blow jobs Being that I am a catholic I understand that its wrong to masterbate or weird stuff happens. Who knew that if you did some 69 your partner would sprout horns, grow wings and turn into the devil. Good excuse not to give blow jobs

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]]> By: malaquite http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-2827 malaquite Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:11:32 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-2827 Right, so, did the devil there just burst a particularly enormous hemorrhoid? What with all the blood, anyway? Right, so, did the devil there just burst a particularly enormous hemorrhoid? What with all the blood, anyway?

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]]> By: magenashley http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-2710 magenashley Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:05:07 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-2710 this is just crap... this is just crap…

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]]> By: chhanda http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-2244 chhanda Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:01:38 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-2244 yeah. spare me your folksy 'everything is relative' insights, buddy. that painting is god awful. in case you haven't noticed, making fun of shit like this is why regretsy is so goddamn funny. yeah.
spare me your folksy ‘everything is relative’ insights, buddy. that painting is god awful. in case you haven’t noticed, making fun of shit like this is why regretsy is so goddamn funny.

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]]> By: indestructible http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-2148 indestructible Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:52:18 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-2148 first of all, haven't you guys heard, any publicity, good or bad is good publicity? you're OBVIOUSLY all talking about him. the more you talk about him, the more attention he's getting. he sure is loving it! second of all, he's an artist, and most artist are f*cked up in the head. he seems skillful. most of us probably can't even draw. if you read the story, someone else told him what to paint. the things he painted before these pieces were crappier, yet no one said anything. third of all, i personally don't like "dark" art. it's an image i couldn't even begin to visualize, and that's why it makes him good. he's thinking beyond what the norm of the society sees. give him some credit, he's got guts. forth of all, his "sugar mama" obviously has no idea what he's really up to. so it couldn't possibly be her who purchased them. face it, we are all haters. his paintings got sold because of us. fifth of all, we shouldn't judge him, we should just judge his paintings. "don't judge a book by it's cover." so what if he likes to paint demonic images, doesn't make him unacceptable. he chose to share his thoughts/feelings through his paintings, and most people just hide their emotions or take it out through violent measures. lastly, it's all opinions. no one's right or wrong. this IS art. no matter what anyone thinks. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: AnnickS http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-2080 AnnickS Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:25:44 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-2080 If you read the painting descriptions, the demon represents himself. Which makes me want to double check every lock in my house tonight, as well as bleach my mind. If you read the painting descriptions, the demon represents himself. Which makes me want to double check every lock in my house tonight, as well as bleach my mind.

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]]> By: Prof. Scammington http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-2029 Prof. Scammington Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:36:28 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-2029 projectkennedy, "bone covered cum flakes" FTW. projectkennedy, “bone covered cum flakes” FTW.

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]]> By: NinjaGato http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-2002 NinjaGato Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:47:01 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-2002 I went back and read the sellers profile. I have a mental image of this dude. 30's, Balding. 400lbs overweight. Virgin. Acne covered. Porn obsessed (but really he really only focuses on the guys) Thinks he's oodles smarter than everyone around him even though he's nearly retarded. I will venture a guess that his favorite band is Metallica (nothing against them, of course, it just seems that all weirdos like Metallica) Basically I'm thinking of a more rapey version of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. Thoughts? I went back and read the sellers profile. I have a mental image of this dude. 30’s, Balding. 400lbs overweight. Virgin. Acne covered. Porn obsessed (but really he really only focuses on the guys) Thinks he’s oodles smarter than everyone around him even though he’s nearly retarded. I will venture a guess that his favorite band is Metallica (nothing against them, of course, it just seems that all weirdos like Metallica) Basically I’m thinking of a more rapey version of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

Thoughts?

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]]> By: priceless http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-1686 priceless Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:59:22 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-1686 gross...just gross. gross…just gross.

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]]> By: mannequinreject http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-1553 mannequinreject Sun, 18 Oct 2009 02:01:49 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-1553 Did anyone see he changed his shop announcement? "I would like to apologize to my viewers, for i have recived many complains about my paintings. I would like to calmly explain to you the story, but apologizing makes me nurvous, makes me feel sick, even crazy." Um...and painting demons facefucking the spine out of someone doesn't make you feel sick? ???? Did anyone see he changed his shop announcement? “I would like to apologize to my viewers, for i have recived many complains about my paintings. I would like to calmly explain to you the story, but apologizing makes me nurvous, makes me feel sick, even crazy.”

Um…and painting demons facefucking the spine out of someone doesn’t make you feel sick?

????

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]]> By: sd5353 http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/13/try-before-you-buy/comment-page-1/#comment-1415 sd5353 Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:08:47 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1548#comment-1415 :| =[ :*( :| =[ :*(

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