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52 comments
Oct 13, 20096:19 pm
NOW, this is painting that belongs in dining room. Especially if you hate to cook.
Yeah, I had to look up the meaning too.
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Oct 13, 20096:20 pm
the whole shop is um, interesting.
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Oct 13, 20096:27 pm
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Oct 13, 20096:48 pm
I feel like involuntarily vomiting when I see this crap.
But it looks “great” in the children’s room. Can’t wait to have a baby of my own so I can hang it up in the nursery!
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Oct 13, 20097:25 pm
#2 Even better if you hate to eat…
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Oct 13, 20097:45 pm
I wish I hadn’t seen this before bed. 
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Oct 13, 20098:52 pm
I am really really looking forward to the next Regretsy post so this isn’t front and center on my screen every time I hit refresh.
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Oct 13, 20099:08 pm
its what’s for dinner….
or is it
the other white meat?
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Oct 13, 200910:00 pm
the more I see this the more astonished I am. What sort of person paints this kind of thing? This person has 25 others all just as disturbing. I have to wonder what goes on in this persons mind…
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Oct 13, 200911:19 pm
But “we’re all in this together and we need to help each other out” Uh no . . . and no.
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Oct 14, 200912:27 am
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Oct 14, 20093:55 am
Wow.
I scarcely know where to start.
I mean, from an art standpoint, this painting is retarded, and I mean that the same way that a third grader on the playground means it.
Like this person barely knows how to paint considering that this is done in oil (not acrylic or tempera)… and then there’s the subject matter.
But worse, is their take on Dali
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23194936
I’m not really sure that counts as imitation being the best form of flattery. I think Dali would rather his eyeballs drip down his face than see this homage.
But hey, it’s a bargain $200.00, and shipping is only 8 bucks.
wow.
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Oct 14, 20094:25 am
I want to understand, I really do.. but I don’t! I mean why is the demon’s legs yellow but it’s torso beige? Is it a demon tan? also why do the back of it’s knees look like munted little hands holding his thighs up? What is the white stuff at the bottom of the “chick’s” (and I use the term loosely)hair? cum flakes? bits of bone stuck in her hair? bone covered cum flakes? What’s with the blood splatter? is it meant to be coming out of the demon’s ass? the “chick’s” eyes? WHYYYY!?!?!
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Oct 14, 20095:06 am
For a mere $200? What a steal!
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Oct 14, 20095:24 am
I agree with Kympossible…please post some new stuff so this awful picture goes away!!!
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Oct 14, 20095:54 am
Holy shit!!! This has my Brother written all over it!! He would frekin LOVE this shop!!!!! As sick as it is (to me anyway). Awesome artistic talent, but very few are into this kind of thing. My Brother does tattoo’s, drawings and paintings just like this. Sick and twisted, but you have to admit….this person does have a talent, just not the kind of paintings you or I would be into.
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Oct 14, 20096:01 am
I’m with nutcase, definitely. The image of this on ANY wall in the house is mind-boggling. I wouldn’t want this on the wall of the tool shed in the backyard. Helen’s depiction of the absurdity of it all makes me laugh.
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Oct 14, 20096:08 am
ack. the rest of his stuff isn’t much cheerier…
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Oct 14, 20096:08 am
I’m very disappointed there isn’t one called “Mother.”
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Oct 14, 20096:38 am
We know whose been working out to “Buns of Steel”!!!
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Oct 14, 20097:03 am
BBBBRRRUUUUIIISHSSHSHHHS! (Barfing sound)
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Oct 14, 20097:45 am
just wondering as there seems to be not enough praise for helen’s brilliance. yes, i’m sucking up, haha! so, no offense intended: have you all clicked on the view-it-in-a-room link? if not, do it!
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Oct 14, 200910:31 am
Just plain wrong on every level. I can scarce imagine ANY decor which would be enhanced by this abomination.
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Oct 14, 200911:16 am
I’m almost, almost, at a loss for words. This is just…indescribable! I’m sure this is someone’s perfect style of art and would hang it proudly in their home or office but for me? HELL NO! Involuntary emesis is RIGHT! I felt like emisising all over when I saw this guy’s full gallery of work. What the hell is going on in their mind when creating this? And the view in a room is perfect. I can’t think of a more fitting place to hand this masterpiece.
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Oct 14, 200912:41 pm
It looks like someone needs the Rainbow cloth wipes! Seeing that his ass crack runs up to his freaking head!!!
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Oct 14, 20091:10 pm
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Oct 14, 20092:48 pm
This person – sorry, artist – needs help. :>/
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Oct 14, 20094:38 pm
So the whole “What is art, anyway?” conversation aside, this painting is a great big pile of shit.
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Oct 14, 20095:29 pm
@ebeth – and VELVET!
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Oct 14, 20096:17 pm
You’d think someone with hooves would be hung like a horse, but this demon got shorted.
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Oct 14, 200910:43 pm
Crosses myself and backs out slowly while tossing holy water around.
PussDaddy
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Oct 15, 20092:17 am
I’m viewing this from my office, which is at the top of a tall building overlooking a river. I’m going to jump out of the window right now.
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Oct 15, 20096:46 am
This painting does not need glitter. It needs clitter.
(Did I really type that?)
And this artist needs help. Someone please get that person to a psychologist pronto. Before he rapes and kills someone, if he hasn’t already.
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Oct 15, 20097:38 pm
I love this site because as a crafter myself, it astounds me what some people will sell…
Anyway, this is the first one that made me burst out laughing.
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Oct 15, 20098:00 pm
holy demonic facerape, Batman!
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Oct 16, 20096:27 am
Oh my! I almost spat what I was drinking on the screen. Perhaps would have been an improvement?
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Oct 16, 20095:08 pm
=[ :*(
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Oct 17, 20097:01 pm
Did anyone see he changed his shop announcement? “I would like to apologize to my viewers, for i have recived many complains about my paintings. I would like to calmly explain to you the story, but apologizing makes me nurvous, makes me feel sick, even crazy.”
Um…and painting demons facefucking the spine out of someone doesn’t make you feel sick?
????
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Oct 18, 20099:59 pm
gross…just gross.
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Oct 20, 20093:47 pm
I went back and read the sellers profile. I have a mental image of this dude. 30’s, Balding. 400lbs overweight. Virgin. Acne covered. Porn obsessed (but really he really only focuses on the guys) Thinks he’s oodles smarter than everyone around him even though he’s nearly retarded. I will venture a guess that his favorite band is Metallica (nothing against them, of course, it just seems that all weirdos like Metallica) Basically I’m thinking of a more rapey version of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
Thoughts?
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Oct 20, 20095:36 pm
projectkennedy, “bone covered cum flakes” FTW.
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Oct 20, 200911:25 pm
If you read the painting descriptions, the demon represents himself. Which makes me want to double check every lock in my house tonight, as well as bleach my mind.
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Oct 21, 200910:52 am
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Oct 21, 20098:01 pm
spare me your folksy ‘everything is relative’ insights, buddy. that painting is god awful. in case you haven’t noticed, making fun of shit like this is why regretsy is so goddamn funny.
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Oct 24, 20091:05 pm
this is just crap…
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Oct 26, 20098:11 am
Right, so, did the devil there just burst a particularly enormous hemorrhoid? What with all the blood, anyway?
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Oct 29, 20097:39 pm
Being that I am a catholic I understand that its wrong to masterbate or weird stuff happens. Who knew that if you did some 69 your partner would sprout horns, grow wings and turn into the devil. Good excuse not to give blow jobs
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Nov 1, 200911:33 am
Que?
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Nov 25, 200912:01 pm
Sold? Someone actually shelled out money for this bullshit? Where in the fuck are they displaying this?
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Dec 5, 200912:15 am
Neighbor: “We’re just shocked. He was always polite, quiet, kind of a loner. Kept to himself. But that stench from the crawlspace, then our Terrier dug up a femur from his back yard, we started to become concerned. Even the necklace of finger bones around his neck, odd really, but no reason to alert authorities.”
Regretsy: “WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!”
You don’t need to watch Minority Report to know this guy needs to be locked up NOW. His art is already a crime.
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Jan 10, 20103:08 am
WTF?! Now the artist’s bio reads…
“Thanks to all my viewers, I heard the voice of my untamed beast today. i could not, at first, even say a word, my knees fell violently against each other. I thoght of falling, but i did not this time. my mind ran over a thousand absurd projects by which to aviod becoming a partner in the awful speculation, but it was to late, my soul had alreary departed my body like feathers before the wind, leaving me a helpless prey to the breath of his words
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6:11 pm
Omg. I just had to google the meaning of emesis didn’t I. o_O
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