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Tiny Bubbles
20 comments
It’s a good thing Michael Jackson is dead, because this would have killed him.
Oct 13, 20096:54 pm
And Michael is $600.00 why?
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Oct 13, 20097:26 pm
This doll is praying some little boy buys him.
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Oct 13, 20098:10 pm
$600.00 ??????? wtf
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Oct 14, 200912:28 am
Why didn’t they stuff the penis in his pants? I guess once you go black sock monkey, you never go back…
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Oct 14, 20093:57 am
This is disturbing and overpriced.
wow
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Oct 14, 20094:28 am
What’s with the lips? it’s Michael Jackson, not Steven tyler with coral lipstick on! And why a sock monkey? is this some sort of phenomenon I’m not aware of? are there other celebrities in sock monkey form?
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Oct 14, 20096:30 am
Think of all of the celebrities you could make out of sock monkeys!!
there’s a band wagon to be jumped on here people!!!
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Oct 14, 200910:33 am
I dont think its racism.
But I sure think it’s fucking ugly.
They also have a Madonna version, the racist thing doesn’t fit anymore.
The Madonna version is the replica of the role Madonna played in Desesperatly Seeking Suzan.I think its the perfect shitty memorabilia for a perfect shitty acting performance.
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Oct 14, 200910:35 am
This is seriously wrong on so many levels.
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Oct 14, 20098:05 pm
I believe I can speak for most when I say, WE SHOULD ALL BE OFFENDED!
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Oct 15, 20092:18 am
LULZ at #3!
This is the sort of thing that comes to life and rips out your innards in low-budget slasher movies.
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Oct 18, 20093:08 pm
Is that pubic hair glued to his head?
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Oct 20, 20099:50 am
Ahh! It’s Chucky’s cousin! Jesus, that tail…. (sorry Jesus, I know you have nothing to do with it).
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Oct 22, 20091:39 pm
those aren’t lips. that’s red electrical tape. prevents him from drinking the Jesus Juice.
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Oct 25, 20099:31 am
Wait. This person live in Raleigh, NC. I might have seen them at the grocery store. Or even worse…….I might actually KNOW THEM!!!
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Nov 26, 200912:38 am
I. Hate. This.
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Nov 27, 200910:45 pm
I’ve known some to get tail for free and other’s spend millions on the tail they got. 600.00 I don’t know anyone young enough to ask if they would have paid that for his tail.
I am having a vision of this being in a Jacko- in the Box. Anyone else wanna wind the crank and pop…. goes the weasel????
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Nov 27, 200910:47 pm
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
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6:36 pm
I…I…I’m confused. I see black person as a sock monkey doll and my mind says “racist”. But Michael Jackson makes me confused normally, let alone the possibility of him being offended by something in the racial sense. Also the sock monkey does look pretty cool, the description is also somewhat awesome.
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