NSFW – Secret Squirrel
“You see children, a lady has a meat thermometer up her ass. And when she wants to have sex, it pops out like a Butterball turkey, and you know she’s ready! And if you look real hard, you can see a squirrel in her pee hole.”
“You see children, a lady has a meat thermometer up her ass. And when she wants to have sex, it pops out like a Butterball turkey, and you know she’s ready! And if you look real hard, you can see a squirrel in her pee hole.”
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October 13, 2009 at 8:38 am
I’d say the negative area of her nether region looks like a standing teddy bear with outstretched arm saying ‘hello.’ See? She’s friendly.
October 13, 2009 at 9:08 am
It’s squirrel shaped so they know where to put the nuts.
October 13, 2009 at 9:21 am
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October 13, 2009 at 9:31 am
Calling someone a perv and saying the police should be called on someone because he drew a vag is actually more ridiculous than you could probably imagine. Unclutch your pearls and get over it. It’s an anatomical drawing for crying out loud.
*laughing at sheer stupidity of some people*
October 13, 2009 at 9:33 am
Dude, its a beaver.
October 13, 2009 at 9:50 am
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October 13, 2009 at 9:58 am
Lol. Nutcase indeed.
October 13, 2009 at 10:05 am
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October 13, 2009 at 10:21 am
Is that a Cyclops peeking out of her butt, or did someone lose a buckeye??
October 13, 2009 at 11:11 am
Did the person selling the vagina’s on a chain use this diagram for reference??? Because OMG, the realism…
October 13, 2009 at 11:14 am
Pin the nut on the squirrel, the game every child needs at their birthday party!!
October 13, 2009 at 12:16 pm
It is Fran the Squirrel from higglytown heroes. Trying to sove a problem, I’m sure.
October 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I’m pretty sure that there is a spy camera above the squirrel/bear/beaver/woodchuck thing… “I see what you did there”
October 13, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Obviously this is for SciFi fans, there’s a Star trek communicator shielding her clitoris, and an Ewok in her cooter.
October 13, 2009 at 3:08 pm
crEEPyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
and the commentary makes it even better!!!
October 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm
This squirrel thinks this is icky.
October 13, 2009 at 9:27 pm
it must be a meat thermometer cuz the thing on the top looks like a chicken!
October 13, 2009 at 11:38 pm
“It’s an anatomical drawing for crying out loud.”
Yeah, but an anatomical drawing of WHAT, is the question.
October 14, 2009 at 4:32 am
I love how there’s a little ridge or um random scar or something on the left thigh… and also, if it’s anatomical, shouldn’t it have hair? Otherwise it just looks porny or worse…
October 14, 2009 at 5:05 am
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October 14, 2009 at 6:24 am
It’s Sandy the squirrel from Sponge Bob!!
OOOh! Who lives in a vaginga where there is pee??Sandy Vagina Squirrel!!!!
Episode 1 (A vagina in Sandy, Utah)
“Knock, Knock”
Sandy–”Someone is knocking on my labia lair door. Who is it?”
Porcelain Dildo with bow–”It’s the “dildo with bow” from next door.”
Sandy–(peeking through clitoral peep hole) “Uh…you don’t look like a dildo, you look like a big pink weenie wearing a bow.”
Dildo with bow–”No worries, I’m dishwasher safe. I brought you a vagina warming gift.”
Sandy–”What is it?”
Dildo–”It’s a clock made from an old nasty cheese grater. I got MOST of the cheese off. It would look great on your uterine wall.”
STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK WHEN SANDY HEARS–”Knock,knock-can I borrow some nuts?”
October 14, 2009 at 8:16 pm
You’re killing me bllsunrise!!
October 14, 2009 at 11:46 pm
$5 says SagittariusGallery is the seller… anyone anyone? I could really use it to buy some crap on Etsy.
@#21: You are friggin hilarious… that’s a few posts you’ve made me laugh on now!
October 26, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Is that an eyeball staring at me though the anus?
November 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
See now the meat thermometer up the ass as an indicator of sexual interest would have been a huge help for my ex. His timing was always a little off…
November 11, 2009 at 2:22 pm
A Cheerio butthole. How dainty.
November 11, 2009 at 7:28 pm
I think the dark spot in the vajayjay looks like Ireland.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32560631
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32692251
At least it’s shaved, although that begs the question of precisely how early the masturbatory materials are intended to be.
November 27, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Now Jimmy you set down and do what Mr. Shrink asks. Jimmy, tell us what you see when I show you this picture. ” I see Fred Flinstone, he is lost in a big cave, he is waving one hand…. waving me to come in. He says to grab the flotation device below and go with him.”
November 28, 2009 at 11:11 pm
cyclops with a severe cleft palette wearing the popes hat
September 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Am I missing something, or is it weird to anybody else that the artist of an “anatomically correct” drawing is telling girls that they have two vaginas? This could lead to some serious unpleasantness.
April 23, 2011 at 12:39 am
I SEE THE SQUIRREL! GOLD STICKER PLZKTHX
May 14, 2011 at 4:17 am
it looks like a 1 eyed old woman wearng a hood and a necklace made of her 2nd eye..
June 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Where does Morocco Mole go?