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NSFW – Secret Squirrel
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“You see children, a lady has a meat thermometer up her ass. And when she wants to have sex, it pops out like a Butterball turkey, and you know she’s ready! And if you look real hard, you can see a squirrel in her pee hole.”
Oct 13, 20099:08 am
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Oct 13, 20099:21 am
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Oct 13, 20099:31 am
*laughing at sheer stupidity of some people*
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Oct 13, 20099:33 am
Dude, its a beaver.
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Oct 13, 20099:50 am
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Oct 13, 20099:58 am
Lol. Nutcase indeed.
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Oct 13, 200910:05 am
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Oct 13, 200910:21 am
Is that a Cyclops peeking out of her butt, or did someone lose a buckeye??
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Oct 13, 200911:11 am
Did the person selling the vagina’s on a chain use this diagram for reference??? Because OMG, the realism…
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Oct 13, 200911:14 am
Pin the nut on the squirrel, the game every child needs at their birthday party!!
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Oct 13, 200912:16 pm
It is Fran the Squirrel from higglytown heroes. Trying to sove a problem, I’m sure.
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Oct 13, 20091:18 pm
I’m pretty sure that there is a spy camera above the squirrel/bear/beaver/woodchuck thing… “I see what you did there”
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Oct 13, 20091:46 pm
Obviously this is for SciFi fans, there’s a Star trek communicator shielding her clitoris, and an Ewok in her cooter.
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Oct 13, 20093:08 pm
crEEPyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
and the commentary makes it even better!!!
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Oct 13, 20094:59 pm
This squirrel thinks this is icky.
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Oct 13, 20099:27 pm
it must be a meat thermometer cuz the thing on the top looks like a chicken!
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Oct 13, 200911:38 pm
“It’s an anatomical drawing for crying out loud.”
Yeah, but an anatomical drawing of WHAT, is the question.
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Oct 14, 20094:32 am
I love how there’s a little ridge or um random scar or something on the left thigh… and also, if it’s anatomical, shouldn’t it have hair? Otherwise it just looks porny or worse…
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Oct 14, 20095:05 am
An anatomical drawing as pared down as it could be and in the style of a throwback illustration. Or is everybody on this site 14 year old spill over from the annals of cracked.com?
And lol@ the it needs hair comment. I think a bush would obscure the view of the squirrel you guys like so damn much 
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Oct 14, 20096:24 am
OOOh! Who lives in a vaginga where there is pee??Sandy Vagina Squirrel!!!!
Episode 1 (A vagina in Sandy, Utah)
“Knock, Knock”
Sandy–”Someone is knocking on my labia lair door. Who is it?”
Porcelain Dildo with bow–”It’s the “dildo with bow” from next door.”
Sandy–(peeking through clitoral peep hole) “Uh…you don’t look like a dildo, you look like a big pink weenie wearing a bow.”
Dildo with bow–”No worries, I’m dishwasher safe. I brought you a vagina warming gift.”
Sandy–”What is it?”
Dildo–”It’s a clock made from an old nasty cheese grater. I got MOST of the cheese off. It would look great on your uterine wall.”
STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK WHEN SANDY HEARS–”Knock,knock-can I borrow some nuts?”
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Oct 14, 20098:16 pm
You’re killing me bllsunrise!!
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Oct 14, 200911:46 pm
$5 says SagittariusGallery is the seller… anyone anyone? I could really use it to buy some crap on Etsy.
@#21: You are friggin hilarious… that’s a few posts you’ve made me laugh on now!
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Oct 26, 20097:17 pm
Is that an eyeball staring at me though the anus?
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Nov 5, 20091:37 pm
See now the meat thermometer up the ass as an indicator of sexual interest would have been a huge help for my ex. His timing was always a little off…
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Nov 11, 20092:22 pm
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Nov 11, 20097:28 pm
I think the dark spot in the vajayjay looks like Ireland.
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At least it’s shaved, although that begs the question of precisely how early the masturbatory materials are intended to be.
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Nov 27, 200910:52 pm
Now Jimmy you set down and do what Mr. Shrink asks. Jimmy, tell us what you see when I show you this picture. ” I see Fred Flinstone, he is lost in a big cave, he is waving one hand…. waving me to come in. He says to grab the flotation device below and go with him.”
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Nov 28, 200911:11 pm
cyclops with a severe cleft palette wearing the popes hat
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I’d say the negative area of her nether region looks like a standing teddy bear with outstretched arm saying ‘hello.’ See? She’s friendly.
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