Boy, I remember when you only had to worry about getting razor blades in your candy. It was a simpler time.
Why does a pumpkin need a dick???
because a vagina would just be silly. it’s not a Jill-O-Lantern.
wow. they’re putting penises in everything nowadays.
Dick or treat!
Smell my feet!
Gimme something good to eat!
I’m going to get this for my kids’ grandma. Can’t wait until the little ones start playing with it and discover the secret. I wonder who will discover the secret first: granma or kids?
thank god I can take the tiny penis out!
because then I will have a tiny penis laying around the house… the spiders will have a field day.
do they have one with a detatchable vagina as well?
Because, #1 Silly Squirrel, where do you think all of baby pumpkins come from!!!????
It’s the halloween version of ”dick in a box”.
ok…I get it now.
Nothing says “I love you” like a dick in a pumkin. I just knew “Peter,Peter, pumpkin eater was GAY!
I wonder what inspired this. I bet it was those necklaces with lipgloss in them that dolls sometimes come with. But this one is seasonally festive…and has something else for Barbie…
Damn. Maybe I was found in a pumpkin patch after all.
I have to say, I actually quite like this.
The pumpkin looks cheerful and is pretty well made.
I think it’d make a fun present for a friend with a filthy sense of humour.
If you like it, you should buy it.
Maybe its a dildo for barbie
“I’ll go with ‘things you find in a glittery pumpkin’ for $500, Alex.”
The scary thing about this is that she bought the pumpkin added the penis then thought you know what would go great with this a tiny penis. I myseld am not putting candy in something that contained a penis
This same person has a 3 1/2 inch vagina on a leaf necklace. Do we have a lover of big vagina’s and small dicks on our hands?
Let me get this straight. I’m supposed to fill the penis with tiny candies, right?
Cumpkin, anyone? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cumpkin
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