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Dick or Treat (NSFW)

Boy, I remember when you only had to worry about getting razor blades in your candy. It was a simpler time.

20 comments on Dick or Treat (NSFW)

  1. silly squirrel
    October 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Why does a pumpkin need a dick???

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  2. KymPossible
    October 13, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    because a vagina would just be silly. it’s not a Jill-O-Lantern.

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  3. twiddledee
    October 13, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    wow. they’re putting penises in everything nowadays.

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  4. glamourbomb
    October 13, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Dick or treat!

    Smell my feet!

    Gimme something good to eat!

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  5. gazoo
    October 14, 2009 at 12:25 am

    I’m going to get this for my kids’ grandma. Can’t wait until the little ones start playing with it and discover the secret. I wonder who will discover the secret first: granma or kids?

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  6. sar-sar
    October 14, 2009 at 3:45 am

    thank god I can take the tiny penis out!
    because then I will have a tiny penis laying around the house… the spiders will have a field day.

    do they have one with a detatchable vagina as well?

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  7. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 6:32 am

    Because, #1 Silly Squirrel, where do you think all of baby pumpkins come from!!!????

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  8. nuageblanc72
    October 14, 2009 at 6:57 am

    It’s the halloween version of ”dick in a box”.

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  9. silly squirrel
    October 14, 2009 at 7:38 am

    ok…I get it now.

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  10. bllsunrise
    October 14, 2009 at 7:46 am

    Nothing says “I love you” like a dick in a pumkin. I just knew “Peter,Peter, pumpkin eater was GAY!

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  11. Crossed Promise
    October 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    I wonder what inspired this. I bet it was those necklaces with lipgloss in them that dolls sometimes come with. But this one is seasonally festive…and has something else for Barbie…

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  12. PussDaddy
    October 15, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Damn. Maybe I was found in a pumpkin patch after all.

    PussDaddy

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  13. FuzzyFreaks
    October 17, 2009 at 3:13 am

    I have to say, I actually quite like this.
    The pumpkin looks cheerful and is pretty well made.

    I think it’d make a fun present for a friend with a filthy sense of humour.

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    • Helen Killer
      October 17, 2009 at 9:24 am

      If you like it, you should buy it.

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  14. imamazed2
    October 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Maybe its a dildo for barbie

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  15. addiosix
    October 24, 2009 at 1:11 am

    “I’ll go with ‘things you find in a glittery pumpkin’ for $500, Alex.”

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  16. Tdogdd
    October 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    The scary thing about this is that she bought the pumpkin added the penis then thought you know what would go great with this a tiny penis. I myseld am not putting candy in something that contained a penis

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  17. Christy
    November 5, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    This same person has a 3 1/2 inch vagina on a leaf necklace. Do we have a lover of big vagina’s and small dicks on our hands?

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33653865

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  18. knoxblox
    November 9, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Let me get this straight. I’m supposed to fill the penis with tiny candies, right?

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  19. steand
    July 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm

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