NSFW – Dick or Treat

Posted by Helen Killer 19 comments

Boy, I remember when you only had to worry about getting razor blades in your candy. It was a simpler time.

19 Comments
Oct 13, 2009
8:12 pm
#1 silly squirrel :

Why does a pumpkin need a dick???

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Oct 13, 2009
8:43 pm
#2 KymPossible :
because a vagina would just be silly. it’s not a Jill-O-Lantern.

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Oct 13, 2009
9:07 pm
#3 twiddledee :

wow. they’re putting penises in everything nowadays.

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Oct 13, 2009
10:17 pm

Dick or treat!

Smell my feet!

Gimme something good to eat!

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Oct 14, 2009
12:25 am
#5 gazoo :

I’m going to get this for my kids’ grandma. Can’t wait until the little ones start playing with it and discover the secret. I wonder who will discover the secret first: granma or kids?

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Oct 14, 2009
3:45 am
#6 sar-sar :

thank god I can take the tiny penis out!
because then I will have a tiny penis laying around the house… the spiders will have a field day.

do they have one with a detatchable vagina as well?

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Oct 14, 2009
6:32 am
#7 vangoghbabe :

Because, #1 Silly Squirrel, where do you think all of baby pumpkins come from!!!????

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Oct 14, 2009
6:57 am
#8 nuageblanc72 :

It’s the halloween version of ”dick in a box”.

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Oct 14, 2009
7:38 am
#9 silly squirrel :

ok…I get it now.

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Oct 14, 2009
7:46 am
#10 bllsunrise :

Nothing says “I love you” like a dick in a pumkin. I just knew “Peter,Peter, pumpkin eater was GAY!

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Oct 14, 2009
6:34 pm
#11 Crossed Promise :

I wonder what inspired this. I bet it was those necklaces with lipgloss in them that dolls sometimes come with. But this one is seasonally festive…and has something else for Barbie…

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Oct 15, 2009
1:40 pm
#12 PussDaddy :

Damn. Maybe I was found in a pumpkin patch after all.

PussDaddy

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Oct 17, 2009
3:13 am
#13 FuzzyFreaks :

I have to say, I actually quite like this.
The pumpkin looks cheerful and is pretty well made.

I think it’d make a fun present for a friend with a filthy sense of humour.

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Oct 17, 2009
9:24 am
#14 Helen Killer :

If you like it, you should buy it.

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Oct 22, 2009
4:49 pm
#15 imamazed2 :

Maybe its a dildo for barbie

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Oct 24, 2009
1:11 am
#16 addiosix :

“I’ll go with ‘things you find in a glittery pumpkin’ for $500, Alex.”

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Oct 29, 2009
7:43 pm
#17 Tdogdd :

The scary thing about this is that she bought the pumpkin added the penis then thought you know what would go great with this a tiny penis. I myseld am not putting candy in something that contained a penis

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Nov 5, 2009
4:59 pm
#18 Christy :

This same person has a 3 1/2 inch vagina on a leaf necklace. Do we have a lover of big vagina’s and small dicks on our hands?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33653865

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Nov 9, 2009
10:40 am
#19 knoxblox :

Let me get this straight. I’m supposed to fill the penis with tiny candies, right?

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