I’m sorry, but visors are not edgy. I don’t care if you hot glue a dead bird to it, it’s a fucking visor. Here’s a good rule of thumb: If you can buy it in the gift shop on a Carnival Cruise, it’s not goth.
I checked out her shop and she is really talented, I happen to like goth and I am not young. I think this visor is her item that no one wants but what do I know.
I had to look at the listing 3 times… http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13280059
So, let me get this straight: this visor does not come with “dreads” preattached? I have to have my own? And since apparently (in badfantasyland) I have dreads, I am concerned about the fact that I cannot wear a hat? Thus my need for a visor.
Now, if, in badfantasyland, I have dreads, and satan forbid, I would want to hide them with a hat… well, why would I want to hide them? Doesn’t that imply that they aren’t functional? So, my substitute is a visor? Why wouldn’t I just buy shades? Or would that obscure my goth makeup? Is the visor going to save my elaborate make-up from the rain? Because isn’t gothy make-up combined with the grunginess of dreads so much cooler with smeared makeup? Courtney Love was all hot back when she looked like a crackwhore.
Or, would legitimately smeared makeup ruin the look? It would just be too straight, too square, right?
Yeah, I guess I totally need a visor to complete my off-the-suburbs look.
And, it has spikes! Take that precocious Disney-like whimsical birds and butterflies who try to flutter in my direction. My spiked dreda goth visor will kick your ass!
And when she’s done with her Goth phase she can just take the spikes out and where it with her new favorite pink skirt. Black visors go with everything, right?!
Visor…3 dollars.
Pack of 3 spikes….2 dollars.
Trying to sell a 5 dollar visor for 15 bucks that any person with sense wouldn’t hand a pile of shit for….\
Priceless
October 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm
For the suburban goth who needs to keep the sun out of their eyes during tennis lessons?
October 12, 2009 at 7:43 pm
really sad…I wonder if the girl pictured made it.
October 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I checked out her shop and she is really talented, I happen to like goth and I am not young. I think this visor is her item that no one wants but what do I know.
October 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I had to look at the listing 3 times…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13280059
So, let me get this straight: this visor does not come with “dreads” preattached? I have to have my own? And since apparently (in badfantasyland) I have dreads, I am concerned about the fact that I cannot wear a hat? Thus my need for a visor.
Now, if, in badfantasyland, I have dreads, and satan forbid, I would want to hide them with a hat… well, why would I want to hide them? Doesn’t that imply that they aren’t functional? So, my substitute is a visor? Why wouldn’t I just buy shades? Or would that obscure my goth makeup? Is the visor going to save my elaborate make-up from the rain? Because isn’t gothy make-up combined with the grunginess of dreads so much cooler with smeared makeup? Courtney Love was all hot back when she looked like a crackwhore.
Or, would legitimately smeared makeup ruin the look? It would just be too straight, too square, right?
Yeah, I guess I totally need a visor to complete my off-the-suburbs look.
And, it has spikes! Take that precocious Disney-like whimsical birds and butterflies who try to flutter in my direction. My spiked dreda goth visor will kick your ass!
October 12, 2009 at 9:22 pm
She should have just glued some spikes on sunglasses. And how does this specifically cater to anyone with dreads?
October 13, 2009 at 5:03 am
Its the Female version of Hannibal Lector!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28131889
October 13, 2009 at 5:43 am
And when she’s done with her Goth phase she can just take the spikes out and where it with her new favorite pink skirt. Black visors go with everything, right?!
October 13, 2009 at 5:49 am
Goths don’t wear visors? Apparently you haven’t seen my line of goth gardening tools AND walkers. Even goths grow up. Someone has to rip them off.
October 13, 2009 at 8:54 am
How else would she keep her skin so pale? Sheesh.
October 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Anyone out there remember Minnie Pearl??? HeeHaw??
Isn’t that a tag on the back of this remarkable head-piece-must-have???
October 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I know!I know!
the spikes ar to keep the pigeons off the damn brim!!!!
I’ve been pondering that one since this posted!.
October 15, 2009 at 11:05 am
Visor…3 dollars.
Pack of 3 spikes….2 dollars.
Trying to sell a 5 dollar visor for 15 bucks that any person with sense wouldn’t hand a pile of shit for….\
Priceless
October 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
When her head gets too sweaty from the visor, she can use the spikes to pierce her ear and use it as an earring.
October 23, 2009 at 9:36 am
what else would goths wear while playing tennis on saturday mornings?!
October 23, 2010 at 3:55 pm
because without the visor, she’ll burst into flames.
November 25, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Is there some sort of post-it note dangling behind her head? WHAT DOES IT SAY??