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VisoRRRR

I’m sorry, but visors are not edgy. I don’t care if you hot glue a dead bird to it, it’s a fucking visor. Here’s a good rule of thumb: If you can buy it in the gift shop on a Carnival Cruise, it’s not goth.

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16 comments on VisoRRRR

  1. KingTaco
    October 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    For the suburban goth who needs to keep the sun out of their eyes during tennis lessons?

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  2. silly squirrel
    October 12, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    really sad…I wonder if the girl pictured made it.

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  3. silly squirrel
    October 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    I checked out her shop and she is really talented, I happen to like goth and I am not young. I think this visor is her item that no one wants but what do I know.

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  4. sar-sar
    October 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    I had to look at the listing 3 times…
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13280059
    So, let me get this straight: this visor does not come with “dreads” preattached? I have to have my own? And since apparently (in badfantasyland) I have dreads, I am concerned about the fact that I cannot wear a hat? Thus my need for a visor.

    Now, if, in badfantasyland, I have dreads, and satan forbid, I would want to hide them with a hat… well, why would I want to hide them? Doesn’t that imply that they aren’t functional? So, my substitute is a visor? Why wouldn’t I just buy shades? Or would that obscure my goth makeup? Is the visor going to save my elaborate make-up from the rain? Because isn’t gothy make-up combined with the grunginess of dreads so much cooler with smeared makeup? Courtney Love was all hot back when she looked like a crackwhore.

    Or, would legitimately smeared makeup ruin the look? It would just be too straight, too square, right?

    Yeah, I guess I totally need a visor to complete my off-the-suburbs look.

    And, it has spikes! Take that precocious Disney-like whimsical birds and butterflies who try to flutter in my direction. My spiked dreda goth visor will kick your ass!

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  5. Bourgeoisie
    October 12, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    She should have just glued some spikes on sunglasses. And how does this specifically cater to anyone with dreads?

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  6. JudiPaintedit
    October 13, 2009 at 5:03 am

    Its the Female version of Hannibal Lector!

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28131889

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  7. YankBoffin
    October 13, 2009 at 5:43 am

    And when she’s done with her Goth phase she can just take the spikes out and where it with her new favorite pink skirt. Black visors go with everything, right?!

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  8. JaneyBundy
    October 13, 2009 at 5:49 am

    Goths don’t wear visors? Apparently you haven’t seen my line of goth gardening tools AND walkers. Even goths grow up. Someone has to rip them off.

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  9. socodivka
    October 13, 2009 at 8:54 am

    How else would she keep her skin so pale? Sheesh.

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  10. vangoghbabe
    October 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Anyone out there remember Minnie Pearl??? HeeHaw??
    Isn’t that a tag on the back of this remarkable head-piece-must-have???

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  11. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    I know!I know!
    the spikes ar to keep the pigeons off the damn brim!!!!
    I’ve been pondering that one since this posted!.

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  12. danifett
    October 15, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Visor…3 dollars.
    Pack of 3 spikes….2 dollars.
    Trying to sell a 5 dollar visor for 15 bucks that any person with sense wouldn’t hand a pile of shit for….\
    Priceless

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  13. sd5353
    October 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    When her head gets too sweaty from the visor, she can use the spikes to pierce her ear and use it as an earring.

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  14. yermama
    October 23, 2009 at 9:36 am

    what else would goths wear while playing tennis on saturday mornings?!

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  15. nu uhh
    October 23, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    because without the visor, she’ll burst into flames.

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  16. crambl
    November 25, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Is there some sort of post-it note dangling behind her head? WHAT DOES IT SAY??

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