Is this a fun toy or what? Look at the screaming people trapped in the burning building! And what about the guy falling to his death? Oh, it’s just adorable! I’m glad they used lead-free paint so I could give it to my toddler.
For your little budding pyromaniac who wants to stand on the other side of the street and watch his handiwork. I wonder what age group and psychosis level this “toy” is aimed at.
LMFAO! This is the funniest site I have come across in a long time! Thank goodness someone else thinks these fucking “handicrafts” are crap. Too funny. Thank you!
This toy is for those little serial killers in the making. Once they master fire starting, they can then move on to bedwetting and small animal torture and killing.
Sweet, does this have sound effects??? Because if you could actually hear screaming it would be oh so much more realistic!! As I chew on it…since it’s lead free…
“I remember when I was about 5 or 6 that I came home from school and my mother was lying on the kitchen floor with blood covering her neck and chest. I screamed and screamed for two or three minutes. Then she sat up and said, “It’s ketchup, you idiot,” and laughed. She always played horrendous mind games with me all through my life. ” – Roseanne Barr http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20111007,00.html
This toy should be modified to include pictures of a child’s loved ones such as their parents or best friend. It will indirectly instill them the dangers of playing with fire. A much more effective educational tool than conducting talks and classes.
October 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm
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October 12, 2009 at 6:28 pm
The perfect gift for the child of someone you hate!
October 12, 2009 at 6:45 pm
That building is definitely not up to code.
October 12, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Does it come with matches. My kid would feel ripped off if it doesn’t
October 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Extreme Plinko. Cool!
October 12, 2009 at 7:41 pm
wow, thats all, just wow.
October 12, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I’m slightly disappointed it does not come with a 9/11 reference, such as this being an educational tool to explain what happened?
October 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm
@pottery123: you made my day — matches.
For your little budding pyromaniac who wants to stand on the other side of the street and watch his handiwork. I wonder what age group and psychosis level this “toy” is aimed at.
October 12, 2009 at 9:41 pm
and they say tv is bad for your kids. this toy will give your kids nightmares. or make them a firebug.
October 12, 2009 at 10:32 pm
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October 12, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Building 7!!!
October 13, 2009 at 4:49 am
This toy is for those little serial killers in the making. Once they master fire starting, they can then move on to bedwetting and small animal torture and killing.
PussDaddy
October 13, 2009 at 5:02 am
where’s the little cute wooden plane to go with it?
October 13, 2009 at 5:15 am
Looks to me like the guy in the top window pushed the little man out the window to his death….
#12…Hahahahhahahah
October 13, 2009 at 5:39 am
I can picture some gung-ho firefighter father getting this for his kid to impress upon it how important his job is.
Too bad it doesn’t come with a whole family of falling death victims. Might get boring to see the same guy plummet to his death over and over.
October 13, 2009 at 7:51 am
… andddd it sold.
October 13, 2009 at 11:08 am
Sweet, does this have sound effects??? Because if you could actually hear screaming it would be oh so much more realistic!! As I chew on it…since it’s lead free…
October 13, 2009 at 5:55 pm
YankBoffin – your commentary is priceless! LOL!!!
October 14, 2009 at 7:08 am
Obviously the creator of this nightmare toy has mixed emotions about children.
October 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/idiot.jpg
the model used for this creation
October 15, 2009 at 5:50 pm
…..FUN?! …..TOY?!
October 18, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Hey, if you go to his site you’ll also find a cute game featuring the Steven King *IT Clown*.
We all float down here…
November 11, 2009 at 11:22 pm
“I remember when I was about 5 or 6 that I came home from school and my mother was lying on the kitchen floor with blood covering her neck and chest. I screamed and screamed for two or three minutes. Then she sat up and said, “It’s ketchup, you idiot,” and laughed. She always played horrendous mind games with me all through my life. ” – Roseanne Barr http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20111007,00.html
November 11, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Candidate for the toy towering inferno?
November 28, 2009 at 11:00 pm
it reminds me of the frida kahlo painting i have over my son’s crib..
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_3ErGYKqrR-E/SPXJ9pI6IUI/AAAAAAAAApU/t1KoFFbxF4w/1939+The+Suicide+of+Dorothy+Hale.jpg
May 24, 2010 at 6:17 pm
He has the same toy listed again. LOL
June 10, 2010 at 9:44 pm
obviously doing a roaring trade!
October 23, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Keep your childhood traumas to yourself, bub. And stay away from my kids.
March 29, 2011 at 3:22 pm
hahahahahaha
April 16, 2011 at 5:51 am
Perfect gift for the child who kicks puppies.
November 13, 2011 at 11:28 pm
This toy should be modified to include pictures of a child’s loved ones such as their parents or best friend. It will indirectly instill them the dangers of playing with fire. A much more effective educational tool than conducting talks and classes.