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Burning Man

Is this a fun toy or what? Look at the screaming people trapped in the burning building! And what about the guy falling to his death? Oh, it’s just adorable! I’m glad they used lead-free paint so I could give it to my toddler.

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31 comments on Burning Man

  1. moi
    October 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm

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  2. wtf
    October 12, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    The perfect gift for the child of someone you hate!

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  3. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 12, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    That building is definitely not up to code.

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  4. pottery123
    October 12, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Does it come with matches. My kid would feel ripped off if it doesn’t

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  5. bloopoo
    October 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Extreme Plinko. Cool!

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  6. MrsRB
    October 12, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    wow, thats all, just wow.

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  7. Eveline
    October 12, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    I’m slightly disappointed it does not come with a 9/11 reference, such as this being an educational tool to explain what happened?

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  8. sar-sar
    October 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    @pottery123: you made my day — matches.

    For your little budding pyromaniac who wants to stand on the other side of the street and watch his handiwork. I wonder what age group and psychosis level this “toy” is aimed at.

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  9. nutcase
    October 12, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    and they say tv is bad for your kids. this toy will give your kids nightmares. or make them a firebug.

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  10. Julie Meadows
    October 12, 2009 at 10:32 pm

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  11. John Foley
    October 12, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Building 7!!!

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  12. PussDaddy
    October 13, 2009 at 4:49 am

    This toy is for those little serial killers in the making. Once they master fire starting, they can then move on to bedwetting and small animal torture and killing.

    PussDaddy

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  13. heidrun
    October 13, 2009 at 5:02 am

    where’s the little cute wooden plane to go with it?

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  14. JudiPaintedit
    October 13, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Looks to me like the guy in the top window pushed the little man out the window to his death….

    #12…Hahahahhahahah

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  15. YankBoffin
    October 13, 2009 at 5:39 am

    I can picture some gung-ho firefighter father getting this for his kid to impress upon it how important his job is.

    Too bad it doesn’t come with a whole family of falling death victims. Might get boring to see the same guy plummet to his death over and over.

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  16. hello_robin
    October 13, 2009 at 7:51 am

    … andddd it sold.

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  17. vangoghbabe
    October 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Sweet, does this have sound effects??? Because if you could actually hear screaming it would be oh so much more realistic!! As I chew on it…since it’s lead free…

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  18. tundra pup
    October 13, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    YankBoffin – your commentary is priceless! LOL!!!

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  19. freshie
    October 14, 2009 at 7:08 am

    Obviously the creator of this nightmare toy has mixed emotions about children.

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  20. vangoghbabe
    October 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
  21. rinthered
    October 15, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    …..FUN?! …..TOY?!

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  22. Karma
    October 18, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Hey, if you go to his site you’ll also find a cute game featuring the Steven King *IT Clown*.

    We all float down here…

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  23. itlives
    November 11, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    “I remember when I was about 5 or 6 that I came home from school and my mother was lying on the kitchen floor with blood covering her neck and chest. I screamed and screamed for two or three minutes. Then she sat up and said, “It’s ketchup, you idiot,” and laughed. She always played horrendous mind games with me all through my life. ” – Roseanne Barr http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20111007,00.html

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  24. itlives
    November 11, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Candidate for the toy towering inferno?

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  25. fanfuckingtastic
    November 28, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    it reminds me of the frida kahlo painting i have over my son’s crib..
    http://lh6.ggpht.com/_3ErGYKqrR-E/SPXJ9pI6IUI/AAAAAAAAApU/t1KoFFbxF4w/1939+The+Suicide+of+Dorothy+Hale.jpg

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  26. Meanie
    May 24, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    He has the same toy listed again. LOL

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  27. hellsbells
    June 10, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    obviously doing a roaring trade!

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  28. nu uhh
    October 23, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Keep your childhood traumas to yourself, bub. And stay away from my kids.

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  29. icelandia
    March 29, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    hahahahahaha

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  30. kinetickatie
    April 16, 2011 at 5:51 am

    Perfect gift for the child who kicks puppies.

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  31. Michiel-VK
    November 13, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    This toy should be modified to include pictures of a child’s loved ones such as their parents or best friend. It will indirectly instill them the dangers of playing with fire. A much more effective educational tool than conducting talks and classes.

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