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Burning Man

Posted by Helen Killer 27 comments

Is this a fun toy or what? Look at the screaming people trapped in the burning building! And what about the guy falling to his death? Oh, it’s just adorable! I’m glad they used lead-free paint so I could give it to my toddler.

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Oct 12, 2009
6:23 pm
#1 moi :

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Oct 12, 2009
6:28 pm
#2 wtf :
The perfect gift for the child of someone you hate!

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Oct 12, 2009
6:45 pm
That building is definitely not up to code.

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Oct 12, 2009
6:47 pm
#4 pottery123 :
Does it come with matches. My kid would feel ripped off if it doesn’t

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Oct 12, 2009
6:51 pm
#5 bloopoo :
Extreme Plinko. Cool!

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Oct 12, 2009
7:41 pm
#6 MrsRB :

wow, thats all, just wow.

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Oct 12, 2009
8:40 pm
#7 Eveline :

I’m slightly disappointed it does not come with a 9/11 reference, such as this being an educational tool to explain what happened?

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Oct 12, 2009
9:15 pm
#8 sar-sar :
@pottery123: you made my day — matches.

For your little budding pyromaniac who wants to stand on the other side of the street and watch his handiwork. I wonder what age group and psychosis level this “toy” is aimed at.

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Oct 12, 2009
9:41 pm
#9 nutcase :

and they say tv is bad for your kids. this toy will give your kids nightmares. or make them a firebug.

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Oct 12, 2009
10:32 pm
#10 Julie Meadows :

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Oct 12, 2009
10:42 pm
#11 John Foley :

Building 7!!!

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Oct 13, 2009
4:49 am
#12 PussDaddy :
This toy is for those little serial killers in the making. Once they master fire starting, they can then move on to bedwetting and small animal torture and killing.

PussDaddy

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Oct 13, 2009
5:02 am
#13 heidrun :
where’s the little cute wooden plane to go with it?

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Oct 13, 2009
5:15 am

Looks to me like the guy in the top window pushed the little man out the window to his death….

#12…Hahahahhahahah

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Oct 13, 2009
5:39 am
#15 YankBoffin :
I can picture some gung-ho firefighter father getting this for his kid to impress upon it how important his job is.

Too bad it doesn’t come with a whole family of falling death victims. Might get boring to see the same guy plummet to his death over and over.

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Oct 13, 2009
7:51 am
#16 hello_robin :

… andddd it sold.

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Oct 13, 2009
11:08 am
#17 vangoghbabe :

Sweet, does this have sound effects??? Because if you could actually hear screaming it would be oh so much more realistic!! As I chew on it…since it’s lead free…

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Oct 13, 2009
5:55 pm
#18 tundra pup :

YankBoffin – your commentary is priceless! LOL!!!

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Oct 14, 2009
7:08 am
#19 freshie :

Obviously the creator of this nightmare toy has mixed emotions about children.

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Oct 14, 2009
12:28 pm
#20 vangoghbabe :

http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/idiot.jpg
the model used for this creation

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Oct 15, 2009
5:50 pm
#21 rinthered :

…..FUN?! …..TOY?!

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Oct 18, 2009
1:39 pm
#22 Karma :

Hey, if you go to his site you’ll also find a cute game featuring the Steven King *IT Clown*.

We all float down here…

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Nov 11, 2009
11:22 pm
#23 itlives :

“I remember when I was about 5 or 6 that I came home from school and my mother was lying on the kitchen floor with blood covering her neck and chest. I screamed and screamed for two or three minutes. Then she sat up and said, “It’s ketchup, you idiot,” and laughed. She always played horrendous mind games with me all through my life. ” – Roseanne Barr http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20111007,00.html

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Nov 11, 2009
11:25 pm
#24 itlives :

Candidate for the toy towering inferno?

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Nov 28, 2009
11:00 pm
#25 fanfuckingtastic :

it reminds me of the frida kahlo painting i have over my son’s crib..
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_3ErGYKqrR-E/SPXJ9pI6IUI/AAAAAAAAApU/t1KoFFbxF4w/1939+The+Suicide+of+Dorothy+Hale.jpg

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May 24, 2010
6:17 pm
#26 Meanie :

He has the same toy listed again. LOL

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Jun 10, 2010
9:44 pm
#27 hellsbells :

obviously doing a roaring trade!

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