Comments on: NSFW – Flowers On Your Opening

By: Roryyoung

Roryyoung — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 04:58:23 +0000

This is quite expensive. The decorations on it look a little like those on Christmas trees…I don’t think I would spend so much money on something like that though. Also, it looks quite dangerous since it is made of porcelain.

By: onotoman

onotoman — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 08:13:31 +0000

The sale of sex toys really tells us how much our society changed. Recent social acceptance and popularity has resulted in the emergence of highly adorned dildos. These are often made of expensive materials and may also be jeweled. The first dildos sold were made of rubber. Rubber dildos, usually incorporating a steel spring for stiffness, became available in the 1940s. This was a less than satisfactory arrangement because of the potential for serious injury from cuts from the spring when the rubber finally cracked and came apart. Later, PVC dildos with softer PVC filler became popular. Most of the inexpensive dildos sold today are made this way.

By: faifai

faifai — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 04:37:34 +0000

i like the fact that it looks like a hot dog AND is called a kunterbunt. i’m gonna pretend that kunterbunt means “vaginal weiner bun” in german.

By: goober

goober — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 07:23:06 +0000

I can’t believe no one’s mentioned…

For $216, I want the bratwurst, not the Vienna Sausage!

By: deenadj

deenadj — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 02:26:33 +0000

I thought it was a varnished Barbie Doll leg with a fake flower hot glued to it.

By: hamoza

hamoza — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:33:08 +0000

I would not relish this thing anywhere near me.

By: amygamie

amygamie — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:09:21 +0000

Did anyone else notice that this was placed in the toy section, so your looking in the toy section maybe for a doll and a teddy bear and you just might run across that! Very rude, children may be browsing the section in hopes of getting their mother to buy them crap and come across that hideous useless thing. And yes you could buy something much better for $25 at a sex shop that is actually worth a damn and in a proper package.

By: www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com

www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:29:16 +0000

Hey! You could leave this on the table next to the appetizers!

By: HermesGoddess

HermesGoddess — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:10:33 +0000

I just had to dig this one up from the dusty archives to LMAO about it all over again.
Now that I look at it again, I kind of don’t wonder that so many Germans are on the dour side. If that’s what they’re used to, wang-size-wise, they have a good excuse for being pissed off.

By: amazongirl

amazongirl — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:04:06 +0000

oh my god.

“Comes in a range of sizes, from Cocktail to FRANKenstein”

hahahaa

By: itlives

itlives — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:31:19 +0000

“Mommy, I put the dishes away. What is this for?”

+12

By: John G.

John G. — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:26:09 +0000

I totally get the flower and bow.
A phallus that thin around needs a lil’ “something”.

By: Minime

Minime — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:07:24 +0000

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener…

Actually I prefer the sickly green one myself. The one that looks like an old wiener. (A really old, ripe wiener.)

By: Tdogdd

Tdogdd — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:31:45 +0000

Would I put it on the top shelf in the diswasher or in the Silerware basket?

By: nutcase

nutcase — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:53:01 +0000

the confrontations with sex-toys were intellectually unsatisfying? LOL! thanks for that #31 hammerhead!