Gee, this thing is so beautiful I don’t know whether to stick it up my ass or wear it to church.
Who wants ice cream?
Yipee! you thought this was funny too!!!
I would think all those flowers and crap would just get in the way of a real fierce pumping of my womanhood.
This better be the best smelling dildo in the world for $216!
What rack of the dishwasher does this go in?
Stick it in your dishwasher?
If you’re going to make a dildo and then charge $216 for it, it had better look like a dick, not a Hebrew National. And at that price it actually needs to vibrate.
It looks like a Schneider’s hotdog. . .
It’s good to know that I’m not the only one who looked at the picture and said “why did someone put a flower & bow on a hot dog?”
That totally does not look like a penis.
Put it in the dishwasher, and then bon appetit. What time’s dinner (which I assume will be hot dogs)?
They need somebody who actually speaks English to edit their text, this doesn’t even make sense:
“We complement our toys with the form of the so called bouquets to acknowledge a major accomplishement thats widely underrated – reaching a state of ongoing curiousity concerning your body equally as an awareness of your ability to communicate your desires.”
But at least I learned a new word today . . . kunterbunt!
Is the proper way to use a porcelain dildo with the pinkie extended? And can I get a saucer for any spillage?
I also thought it was a Hot Dog!
I wonder how they came up with the cost.
Wow, the seller has another one for sale that can be personalized with “take care of your snatch”!!! It also has an “integrated hole which became a trademark in the appearence of our toys makes it possible to show it off around your neck like jewelry or to hang it onto the wall for bragging rights”. Umm, yeah, I really want to see someone out in public with a dildo around their neck. What. Ever!
“Comes in a range of sizes, from Cocktail to FRANKenstein”
The cost is $216 because that’s how much it will cost to get it surgically removed from your vagina at the ER!!!
I’m so glad it’s food safe. I wouldn’t know what to do if it wasn’t. I mean, that’s one of my main concerns when buying a sex toy.
Food and Microwave safe!
Hey Honey..Can you get my dildo and dishes out of the dishwasher…Thanks!
“The integrated hole which became a trademark in the appearence of our toys makes it possible to show it off around your neck like jewelry or to hang it onto the wall for bragging rights.”
Bragging rights…..???? WHAT????
I actually kind of love these; wish they weren’t so expensive. (Even if the fact that they’re cast from industrial ceramics does justify the cost.) The one emblazoned with “take care of your cunt” in German is BRILLIANT. Seriously.
Bad choice of coloring. I agree…it looks like a hot dog.
Just what I always wanted! A $216 microwave-safe ceramic dildo that looks about as thick as my finger…
and of course by microwave I meant dishwasher…
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I can see it now…excuse me honey while I remove my dildo from the dishwasher before you empty it. My husband always emptys the dishwasher.
Your hubby? What about the kids? Growing up, loading and emptying the dishwasher was always a chore me and my sister had to do. Not sure how many therapy sessions it would have cost if I had found my mum’s food- and dishwasher safe dildo in there.
First off, I don’t know why anyone would buy any sort of personal item from etsy. Sellers aren’t exactly held to the same standards as stores, and could easily lie about it. This could be some lead base, arsenic ridden porcelain mass produced in China and bound to give everyone crotch rot.
And for 1/4th the price you can something much bigger, and it’ll vibrate. With multiple settings. And I can guarantee it won’t have a fake flower glued to it.
“A $216 dishwasher-safe ceramic dildo that looks about as thick as my finger”
@quantuminsanity: you made my day!
@ Bourgeoisie I didn’t even think of that… wow… SO TRUE. People that get the crotch rot can start a support group called Regretsy oh wait.. that name’s taken, how about Idiots anonymous?
Imagine how nice this would look #ll wtf delicately placed around your neckline right next to a big fat twat replica pendant. I wouldn’t risk placing them both so close together though for fear of the damn things multiplying.
WTH – it looks like a hotdog. It really does. They should have used blue ribbon – that thing is a real “winner” – or should I say wiener *snort*.
Let me add it to my Christmas list.
Okay, “kunterbunt”??? That’s the best word ever.
As Taco Bell teaches us….”Think outside the bun.”
I’m not a girl, but I am pretty sure that you shouldnt be plunging ice cream up your twat…
This is so full of LOLZ.
Here’s another hilarious German-to-almost English translation which explains their inspiration for the kunterbunts…..
dieempfangsdamen’s Shop Announcement:
“Since our confrontations with most sex-products have always been unsatisfying aesthetically as well as intellectually we decided to create sophisticated, naughty but nice, sweet-sour, worth showing off, nicely depraved and kinky tainted lustbars with sex appeal and style.”
There you have it. Their confrontations with sex products weren’t satisfying them intellectually so they had to think outside the kunterbunt…
Honor your womanhood? It looks like a 1970′s floral swag and a dildo mated. That doesn’t honor my womanhood.
And it comes in multiple colors too! Don’t like the flesh tone? Then how about blue, or purple, or green? PUH-LEEZE!
But the flesh tone gives it its beautiful hot-doggy appearance
the confrontations with sex-toys were intellectually unsatisfying? LOL! thanks for that #31 hammerhead!
Would I put it on the top shelf in the diswasher or in the Silerware basket?
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener…
Actually I prefer the sickly green one myself. The one that looks like an old wiener. (A really old, ripe wiener.)
I totally get the flower and bow.
A phallus that thin around needs a lil’ “something”.
“Mommy, I put the dishes away. What is this for?”
oh my god.
I just had to dig this one up from the dusty archives to LMAO about it all over again.
Now that I look at it again, I kind of don’t wonder that so many Germans are on the dour side. If that’s what they’re used to, wang-size-wise, they have a good excuse for being pissed off.
Hey! You could leave this on the table next to the appetizers!
Did anyone else notice that this was placed in the toy section, so your looking in the toy section maybe for a doll and a teddy bear and you just might run across that! Very rude, children may be browsing the section in hopes of getting their mother to buy them crap and come across that hideous useless thing. And yes you could buy something much better for $25 at a sex shop that is actually worth a damn and in a proper package.
I would not relish this thing anywhere near me.
I thought it was a varnished Barbie Doll leg with a fake flower hot glued to it.
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned…
For $216, I want the bratwurst, not the Vienna Sausage!
i like the fact that it looks like a hot dog AND is called a kunterbunt. i’m gonna pretend that kunterbunt means “vaginal weiner bun” in german.
The sale of sex toys really tells us how much our society changed. Recent social acceptance and popularity has resulted in the emergence of highly adorned dildos. These are often made of expensive materials and may also be jeweled. The first dildos sold were made of rubber. Rubber dildos, usually incorporating a steel spring for stiffness, became available in the 1940s. This was a less than satisfactory arrangement because of the potential for serious injury from cuts from the spring when the rubber finally cracked and came apart. Later, PVC dildos with softer PVC filler became popular. Most of the inexpensive dildos sold today are made this way.
This is quite expensive. The decorations on it look a little like those on Christmas trees…I don’t think I would spend so much money on something like that though. Also, it looks quite dangerous since it is made of porcelain.
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