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Chocolate Moose

You realize it’s only a matter of time until I find someone who makes jewelry with their own shit.

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29 comments on Chocolate Moose

  1. PussDaddy
    October 12, 2009 at 12:10 am

    I did actually see someone request a pendant to be made on Etsy using their daughters first crap deposited into a toilet. And people offered to do it.

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  2. Noadi
    October 12, 2009 at 12:19 am

    I hate to say this but I’ve seen moose dropping jewelry in person (not just necklaces, earrings are most common for some reason). You can find it in just about every tourist trap gift shop in the state of Maine. This seller is by no means unique which is kind of scary.

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  3. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 12, 2009 at 6:42 am

    How does the seller know it’s moose poop? Does he/she wait for a moose to walk by and the collect the droppings? It might be elk poop, and that I will not stand for.

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  4. sar-sar
    October 12, 2009 at 7:22 am

    RE: The Mayor of Bethville
    Probably because the seller actually buys the moose poop from a supplier… which is just eeeewy.

    How would this necklace not degrade? Coating something with polyurethane isn’t the same thing as firing clay in a kiln.

    We have all sort of critters that do it in our back yard (since we live out in the country in front of a field and have apple trees that we are apathetic about tending…) Anyway, like all clumps of dirt, with rain the stuff always degrades.

    I can’t imagine why anyone would make this.

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  5. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 12, 2009 at 7:47 am

    @sar-sar: Bullwinkle Inc.?

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  6. bloopoo
    October 12, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Yeah, well, what if it’s common every-day dog poo but she’s claiming it’s moose poo? You’d be getting ripped off BIG TIME. It should come with a certificate of authenticity.

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  7. sar-sar
    October 12, 2009 at 9:42 am

    ; )
    this is incense…
    http://videos.missoulian.com/p/video?id=2043622
    but it is certainly informative.

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  8. John Foley
    October 12, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Even if they never degrade at all, even if there really is no smell…they still look like MOOSE SHIT. Why would you want a necklace with moose turds on it?

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  9. marzipanapple
    October 12, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Why a moose?

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  10. bllsunrise
    October 12, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Why not?

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  11. YankBoffin
    October 12, 2009 at 11:05 am

    @The Mayor of Bethville

    Types of animal poop are actually fairly distinctive, which is why there are books for hikers and park enthusiasts to use to identify what they come across, such as this one: http://www.amazon.com/Who-Pooped-Park-Yellowstone-National/dp/1560372737/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255370483&sr=8-1

    It’s still disgusting that anyone would want to wear it though.

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  12. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    @YankBoffin: Oh, you don’t have to tell me. I grew up on a farm, so I’m a total poop shape expert. :)

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  13. ShitePolice
    October 12, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Maybe if it was a high quality chain, but that thing looks like it was yanked from the neck of an 11 year-old guido.

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  14. nutcase
    October 12, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    no, not even maybe if it was a high quality chain. why would you hang shit around your neck? is this a fetish thing?

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  15. Julie Meadows
    October 12, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    Fuck crystals, amethysts, tiger eye… when you can have actual manure dangling from you bosom. wtf??

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  16. vangoghbabe
    October 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Screw all ya’ll…I want cow patty earrings!
    Because they would be so much bigger than the earrings on that mannequin head!!

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  17. tundra pup
    October 13, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    C’mon. I’m not impressed – they didn’t include the earrings. I prefer the moose turd swizzle sticks myself.

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  18. bonspiel
    October 13, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Would this be a Vice mag doo?

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  19. crazycatlady
    October 16, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I know what Sarah Palin is getting for Christmas!!!

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  20. Karma
    October 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I mean, it totally makes sense to take something that left on the forest floor will biodegrade and make plants more lush and green and turn it into jewelry that worn on the neck will make a person look more cheesy and trashy.

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  21. carolyn
    October 23, 2009 at 4:09 am

    i like the gnarled, calloused fingers in the picture. touch me, baby, with your scaly paws.

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  22. The Blue Kraken
    October 28, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    you know.. id like to see the idiot who would wear this.. and then ask them “are you actually wearing shit pellets?” .. of course after the encounter id need to puke and shower for being in their presence

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  23. Minime
    November 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    #19 crazycatlady :
    I know what Sarah Palin is getting for Christmas!!!

    I almost spit coffee at my screen – OMFG I hope someone sends that to her!!!

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  24. saylo
    January 8, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    I’m from Sweden. For some reason people from Germany come here, and they buy moose turd-jewelry, and paper made from moose poo. And for some reason people here in Sweden make those things…

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  25. fvd
    August 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Wow, not only will you be wearing moose poo on your person, your neck will turn green from that POS chain! A two-fer!

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  26. deenadj
    September 10, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    Who says shit is just shit? You can be mule shit cigarettes in Mexico. And I saw a segment on Mythbusters about “shining turds” and they made these big huge shiny balls out of animal shit. It made me look at those big “decorator” bowls of balls in a whole new light.

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  27. awkwardpanda
    April 17, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    I’m begging you not to make an effort to find said jewelry.

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  28. curtism
    May 8, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    so beautiful pendant. may I ask how much is it? where can I buy it? and is there another color on it?

    Curtis Matthew
    Webmaster, SkinCareDailyReview.com
    Freemason Symbols

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