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Chocolate Moose
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You realize it’s only a matter of time until I find someone who makes jewelry with their own shit.
Oct 12, 200912:19 am
I hate to say this but I’ve seen moose dropping jewelry in person (not just necklaces, earrings are most common for some reason). You can find it in just about every tourist trap gift shop in the state of Maine. This seller is by no means unique which is kind of scary.
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Oct 12, 20096:42 am
How does the seller know it’s moose poop? Does he/she wait for a moose to walk by and the collect the droppings? It might be elk poop, and that I will not stand for.
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Oct 12, 20097:22 am
RE: The Mayor of Bethville
Probably because the seller actually buys the moose poop from a supplier… which is just eeeewy.
How would this necklace not degrade? Coating something with polyurethane isn’t the same thing as firing clay in a kiln.
We have all sort of critters that do it in our back yard (since we live out in the country in front of a field and have apple trees that we are apathetic about tending…) Anyway, like all clumps of dirt, with rain the stuff always degrades.
I can’t imagine why anyone would make this.
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Oct 12, 20097:47 am
@sar-sar: Bullwinkle Inc.?
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Oct 12, 20097:52 am
Yeah, well, what if it’s common every-day dog poo but she’s claiming it’s moose poo? You’d be getting ripped off BIG TIME. It should come with a certificate of authenticity.
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Oct 12, 20099:42 am
; )
this is incense…
http://videos.missoulian.com/p/video?id=2043622
but it is certainly informative.
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Oct 12, 200910:13 am
Even if they never degrade at all, even if there really is no smell…they still look like MOOSE SHIT. Why would you want a necklace with moose turds on it?
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Oct 12, 200910:55 am
Why a moose?
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Oct 12, 200911:00 am
Why not?
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Oct 12, 200911:05 am
@The Mayor of Bethville
Types of animal poop are actually fairly distinctive, which is why there are books for hikers and park enthusiasts to use to identify what they come across, such as this one: http://www.amazon.com/Who-Pooped-Park-Yellowstone-National/dp/1560372737/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255370483&sr=8-1
It’s still disgusting that anyone would want to wear it though.
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Oct 12, 200912:51 pm
@YankBoffin: Oh, you don’t have to tell me. I grew up on a farm, so I’m a total poop shape expert. 
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Oct 12, 20097:02 pm
Maybe if it was a high quality chain, but that thing looks like it was yanked from the neck of an 11 year-old guido.
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Oct 12, 20099:51 pm
no, not even maybe if it was a high quality chain. why would you hang shit around your neck? is this a fetish thing?
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Oct 12, 200910:34 pm
Fuck crystals, amethysts, tiger eye… when you can have actual manure dangling from you bosom. wtf??
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Oct 13, 200912:55 pm
Screw all ya’ll…I want cow patty earrings!
Because they would be so much bigger than the earrings on that mannequin head!!
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Oct 13, 20095:59 pm
C’mon. I’m not impressed – they didn’t include the earrings. I prefer the moose turd swizzle sticks myself.
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Oct 13, 20096:44 pm
Would this be a Vice mag doo?
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Oct 16, 20095:27 pm
I know what Sarah Palin is getting for Christmas!!!
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Oct 18, 20092:12 pm
I mean, it totally makes sense to take something that left on the forest floor will biodegrade and make plants more lush and green and turn it into jewelry that worn on the neck will make a person look more cheesy and trashy.
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Oct 23, 20094:09 am
i like the gnarled, calloused fingers in the picture. touch me, baby, with your scaly paws.
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Oct 28, 200910:42 pm
you know.. id like to see the idiot who would wear this.. and then ask them “are you actually wearing shit pellets?” .. of course after the encounter id need to puke and shower for being in their presence
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Nov 5, 20091:20 pm
#19 crazycatlady :
I know what Sarah Palin is getting for Christmas!!!
I almost spit coffee at my screen – OMFG I hope someone sends that to her!!!
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Jan 8, 201010:38 pm
I’m from Sweden. For some reason people from Germany come here, and they buy moose turd-jewelry, and paper made from moose poo. And for some reason people here in Sweden make those things…
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12:10 am
I did actually see someone request a pendant to be made on Etsy using their daughters first crap deposited into a toilet. And people offered to do it.
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