Comments on: Jacks on Pollack http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/ Where DIY Meets WTF Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:55:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Elia http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-156279 Elia Sat, 14 May 2011 11:19:56 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-156279 it looks like the painter got his gold paint dropped on his canvas by mistake and he was like: "Oh! shit!!!" but then his wife comforted him: "Never mind Honey, we can sell it on Etsy for some Bucks. may be 30 or 40".. it looks like the painter got his gold paint dropped on his canvas by mistake and he was like: “Oh! shit!!!” but then his wife comforted him: “Never mind Honey, we can sell it on Etsy for some Bucks. may be 30 or 40″..

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]]> By: awkwardpanda http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-134596 awkwardpanda Sat, 23 Apr 2011 07:40:21 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-134596 I think they call this 'Pearl Diving'. I think they call this ‘Pearl Diving’.

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]]> By: katejo2000 http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-18168 katejo2000 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:11:23 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-18168 This shit makes me glad I'm alive. This shit makes me glad I’m alive.

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]]> By: eastvanray http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-15251 eastvanray Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:26:07 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-15251 I am going to make some of these art pieces for my friends and give them as hostess gifts! I have a lot of parties to attend this Christmas so I better get to work! I am going to make some of these art pieces for my friends and give them as hostess gifts! I have a lot of parties to attend this Christmas so I better get to work!

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]]> By: It Lives http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-13841 It Lives Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:26:12 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-13841 I guess the last one to cum decided not to eat the board.

I guess the last one to cum decided not to eat the board.

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]]> By: fanfuckingtastic http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-12597 fanfuckingtastic Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:07:22 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-12597 i'll just hang my little brother's bed sheet on the wall.. same effect.

i’ll just hang my little brother’s bed sheet on the wall.. same effect.

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]]> By: whatthefuck http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-6583 whatthefuck Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:58:38 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-6583 i can do the same thing for free..... i can do the same thing for free…..

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]]> By: projectkennedy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-1027 projectkennedy Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:40:30 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-1027 I'm a very sexual person thank you very much, whenever I see oddly colored splotches, I immediately think, cum. Yes that is cum with eyeshadow, tee hee, how naughty! Chanel too! tres magnifique!

I’m a very sexual person thank you very much, whenever I see oddly colored splotches, I immediately think, cum. Yes that is cum with eyeshadow, tee hee, how naughty! Chanel too! tres magnifique!

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]]> By: Julie Meadows http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-908 Julie Meadows Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:36:10 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-908 If only my parents could have orgasmed onto art for someone. Fucking disgusting. If only my parents could have orgasmed onto art for someone. Fucking disgusting.

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]]> By: ShitePolice http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-886 ShitePolice Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:05:49 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-886 Who wouldn't want the cum of a random "UFO enthusiast" hanging on their wall?

Who wouldn’t want the cum of a random “UFO enthusiast” hanging on their wall?

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]]> By: Eveline http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-852 Eveline Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:32:33 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-852 For the pattern to make sense the 'donor' would have to have jerked off with the board right below him, I think? Anyway.. Did I mention that you could also use your own sweetie's sperm? Yes, you can 'donate' some yourself and hang it up on the wall and go 'isn't it just the sweetest thing?' *sigh* I find it all a bit childish to be honest. But then, as 'the artist' said 'At least I'm not using faeses'. Riiight.

For the pattern to make sense the ‘donor’ would have to have jerked off with the board right below him, I think?

Anyway.. Did I mention that you could also use your own sweetie’s sperm? Yes, you can ‘donate’ some yourself and hang it up on the wall and go ‘isn’t it just the sweetest thing?’

*sigh* I find it all a bit childish to be honest. But then, as ‘the artist’ said ‘At least I’m not using faeses’. Riiight.

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]]> By: PussDaddy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-765 PussDaddy Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:27:49 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-765 Blood spatter patterns are still one of the relativley new areas of forensic science being studied by forensic pathologists, so we won't ask where #18 nameless where he or she got his or her cum spatter pattern expertise and just take his or her word for it. PussDaddy

Blood spatter patterns are still one of the relativley new areas of forensic science being studied by forensic pathologists, so we won’t ask where #18 nameless where he or she got his or her cum spatter pattern expertise and just take his or her word for it.

PussDaddy

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]]> By: kittywings http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-760 kittywings Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:30:43 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-760 OK, I didn't realize until reading the comments that the sperm stuff was REAL! I thought that was part of the comedy! OH. MY. LORD!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!! OK, I didn’t realize until reading the comments that the sperm stuff was REAL! I thought that was part of the comedy! OH. MY. LORD!!!!

EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!

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]]> By: nameless http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-757 nameless Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:16:35 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-757 To be honest, I have a hard time believing that the splatter is from the uh, ejaculation of a man because the splatter patterns don't make sense. There's no sense of motion. It really looks more like drips. Each 'splat' is nearly circular, which means it was shot at perpendicular so that raises the question of how it was set up. Man directly over, shooting down? Man standing and shooting straight forward (but that would lead to some kind of drip effect as there's some viscosity to semen) Anyway, I don't believe the story she has behind this. If the colors she chose were more interesting it would be a decent piece without the hokey story.

To be honest, I have a hard time believing that the splatter is from the uh, ejaculation of a man because the splatter patterns don’t make sense.

There’s no sense of motion. It really looks more like drips.
Each ‘splat’ is nearly circular, which means it was shot at perpendicular so that raises the question of how it was set up. Man directly over, shooting down? Man standing and shooting straight forward (but that would lead to some kind of drip effect as there’s some viscosity to semen)

Anyway, I don’t believe the story she has behind this. If the colors she chose were more interesting it would be a decent piece without the hokey story.

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]]> By: PussDaddy http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/09/jacks-on-pollack/#comment-752 PussDaddy Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:21:20 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=1280#comment-752 Well, ok, hee hee, I do have a studded leather strap myself. I honestly don't know why I have it. I got it from a friend a long time ago. I have never actually slapped anyone with it anywhere. But it is kinda cool looking, fits well into your back pocket, and to me looks good as an accessory to an outfit. I always wanted to walk around with it in my back pocket and whip it out and slap the shit out of random people I came across who pissed me off or annoyed me (the words "came across" not meaning the same coming across as done on this painting, by they way). You know, one of those slaps across each cheek of the face that men did way back in the day when they wanted to throw down and duel. However owning this studded leather strap does nothing for my sexuality as far as wanting to own a cum painting. PussDaddy Well, ok, hee hee, I do have a studded leather strap myself. I honestly don’t know why I have it. I got it from a friend a long time ago. I have never actually slapped anyone with it anywhere. But it is kinda cool looking, fits well into your back pocket, and to me looks good as an accessory to an outfit. I always wanted to walk around with it in my back pocket and whip it out and slap the shit out of random people I came across who pissed me off or annoyed me (the words “came across” not meaning the same coming across as done on this painting, by they way). You know, one of those slaps across each cheek of the face that men did way back in the day when they wanted to throw down and duel. However owning this studded leather strap does nothing for my sexuality as far as wanting to own a cum painting.

PussDaddy

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