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Jacks on Pollack

If I wanted something covered with cum and gold eyeshadow, I’d steal Adam Lambert’s hoody.

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31 comments on Jacks on Pollack

  1. redhead
    October 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Bodily fluids from random strangers to hang on the wall ~ what fun!

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  2. Jeannie
    October 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

    I would comment more but I don’t want to have nightmares…

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  3. Eveline
    October 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    I have had a long discussion with this ‘artist’. I started a thread on Etsy about this (and yes, I was ‘calling out’, how naughty of me!), saying that she might end up with people claiming they might have caught something nasty off of her work, and she came in letting me know that ‘you can’t catch anything from her art work and I should get educated on the subject and how dangerous I was by saying things like this’ and that she was using ‘anonymous donors’ for her art. Lovely stuff. For the record: I never thought you could catch something off of her ‘work’, but I said that it would not surprise me if people would claim they had. Besides, all this ‘oohh look at me, I’m using SPERM, aren’t I daring and shocking?’ is just sooo childish…

    The ‘artist’ also claimed that she’s very much interested in educating people. I then suggested to use only sperm of HIV infected men, and let people know about this in the description, but funny enough she thought I was being sarcastic…

    Anyone buying this should also buy the plaque of the dino jacking off, and hang it on oposite walls. ;)

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  4. OMG Guinea Pigs
    October 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Redhead – it’s like college again!

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  5. icantpaymyfines.blogspot.com
    October 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    “Inspired” by Andy Warhol means that Andy Warhol has already been there, done that, and it’s hanging up in a steel factory in Pittsburgh for all of us to go pay $13 to see with 5 others just like it. ANDY WARHOL made it and it was good, so we don’t need any more.

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  6. sar-sar
    October 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    So then we don’t need to call CSI? Because the crimes against art have been disclosed by the person who wishes they were an artist.

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  7. freshie
    October 9, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Zing!

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  8. starification
    October 9, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    That’s really disgusting =/

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  9. imamazed2
    October 10, 2009 at 10:01 am

    so did these “random” body fluid suppliers just WHIP IT OUT and start spraying her piece of “wood”

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  10. Itsnotyouitsme
    October 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Leave Andy Warhole out of this fuckery

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  11. lightmatrix
    October 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    The “I suppose it depends on how sexual you are” line is so irritating I can’t see straight. The kind of person who looks you deep in the eyes and says “I’m a very sexual person”, ugh. And the more sexual you are, the more likely you are to recognize semen splatters on wood?…blehhhhh.

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  12. successfulselleronetsy
    October 10, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    I bought some kitchen items from that seller a while back!

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    • Helen Killer
      October 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm

      You might want to boil them.

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  13. juzzash
    October 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  14. Bourgeoisie
    October 10, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    “I suppose it depends on how sexual you are” got to me too. I have cat tails on my wall, but I wouldn’t let this piece of crap join them. I must commend her for her some what unique idea, but the lack of any actual artistic input and her holier than thou attitude makes this piece definitely deserving of being featured here.

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  15. PussDaddy
    October 10, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    Cat tails. Clutch my pearls! 0_0

    PussDaddy

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  16. PussDaddy
    October 10, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    Well, ok, hee hee, I do have a studded leather strap myself. I honestly don’t know why I have it. I got it from a friend a long time ago. I have never actually slapped anyone with it anywhere. But it is kinda cool looking, fits well into your back pocket, and to me looks good as an accessory to an outfit. I always wanted to walk around with it in my back pocket and whip it out and slap the shit out of random people I came across who pissed me off or annoyed me (the words “came across” not meaning the same coming across as done on this painting, by they way). You know, one of those slaps across each cheek of the face that men did way back in the day when they wanted to throw down and duel. However owning this studded leather strap does nothing for my sexuality as far as wanting to own a cum painting.

    PussDaddy

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  17. nameless
    October 11, 2009 at 10:16 am

    To be honest, I have a hard time believing that the splatter is from the uh, ejaculation of a man because the splatter patterns don’t make sense.

    There’s no sense of motion. It really looks more like drips.
    Each ‘splat’ is nearly circular, which means it was shot at perpendicular so that raises the question of how it was set up. Man directly over, shooting down? Man standing and shooting straight forward (but that would lead to some kind of drip effect as there’s some viscosity to semen)

    Anyway, I don’t believe the story she has behind this. If the colors she chose were more interesting it would be a decent piece without the hokey story.

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  18. kittywings
    October 11, 2009 at 10:30 am

    OK, I didn’t realize until reading the comments that the sperm stuff was REAL! I thought that was part of the comedy! OH. MY. LORD!!!!

    EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!

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  19. PussDaddy
    October 11, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Blood spatter patterns are still one of the relativley new areas of forensic science being studied by forensic pathologists, so we won’t ask where #18 nameless where he or she got his or her cum spatter pattern expertise and just take his or her word for it.

    PussDaddy

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  20. Eveline
    October 12, 2009 at 11:32 am

    For the pattern to make sense the ‘donor’ would have to have jerked off with the board right below him, I think?

    Anyway.. Did I mention that you could also use your own sweetie’s sperm? Yes, you can ‘donate’ some yourself and hang it up on the wall and go ‘isn’t it just the sweetest thing?’

    *sigh* I find it all a bit childish to be honest. But then, as ‘the artist’ said ‘At least I’m not using faeses’. Riiight.

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  21. ShitePolice
    October 12, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Who wouldn’t want the cum of a random “UFO enthusiast” hanging on their wall?

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  22. Julie Meadows
    October 12, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    If only my parents could have orgasmed onto art for someone. Fucking disgusting.

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  23. projectkennedy
    October 14, 2009 at 4:40 am

    I’m a very sexual person thank you very much, whenever I see oddly colored splotches, I immediately think, cum. Yes that is cum with eyeshadow, tee hee, how naughty! Chanel too! tres magnifique!

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  24. whatthefuck
    November 12, 2009 at 6:58 am

    i can do the same thing for free…..

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  25. fanfuckingtastic
    November 28, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    i’ll just hang my little brother’s bed sheet on the wall.. same effect.

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  26. It Lives
    December 3, 2009 at 3:26 am

    I guess the last one to cum decided not to eat the board.

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  27. eastvanray
    December 8, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    I am going to make some of these art pieces for my friends and give them as hostess gifts! I have a lot of parties to attend this Christmas so I better get to work!

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  28. katejo2000
    December 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    This shit makes me glad I’m alive.

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  29. awkwardpanda
    April 23, 2011 at 12:40 am

    I think they call this ‘Pearl Diving’.

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  30. Elia
    May 14, 2011 at 4:19 am

    it looks like the painter got his gold paint dropped on his canvas by mistake and he was like: “Oh! shit!!!” but then his wife comforted him: “Never mind Honey, we can sell it on Etsy for some Bucks. may be 30 or 40″..

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