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Winnie the Poonani (NSFW)

- Submitted by Nicole

Oh come on! Do we have to put a vagina on everything? Is there not one thing exempt from being vaginified? Hey you know what would be great? A vagina on a vagina. Let’s do that. The more vaginas the better, I always say. And there should also be a detachable vagina on the outer vagina, and you can keep your fucking tampon in it. God, I hate people.

42 comments on Winnie the Poonani (NSFW)

  1. aishatonu
    October 8, 2009 at 9:12 am

    What I want to know is, why is the vagina coming out of her stomach?

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  2. KingTaco
    October 8, 2009 at 9:23 am

    I’d like to imagine this was some kind of artistic statement that seemed like a good idea at the time but really I have to assume this is made for plushophiles.

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  3. RobynR
    October 8, 2009 at 9:52 am

    OMG! These same people put a vagina on another bear and then impaled it with a lamp!

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16939911

    Is the bridal dress making some sort of a statement?

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  4. cdunbar
    October 8, 2009 at 9:56 am

    I wonder if the Houston Texans know about this. I mean, this could be their next great marketing campaign here.

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  5. blablover5
    October 8, 2009 at 10:25 am

    I’m picturing a vagina matryoshka doll now. Inside of each vagina is an even smaller vagina.

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  6. Elizabeth
    October 8, 2009 at 10:48 am

    I have to say, my first thought was that this would be a great toy for my one-year-old. My husband and I are big advocates of “your vulva is just another body part”, and have been teaching it along with arms, legs, nose, etc. But try and find girl-bits on toys or in books marketed for kids… noooooo… even Once Upon a Potty is pretty vague in that department.

    Anyway, I’m sure that’s not the intended market, but it’s a potential one anyway! (And makes me happier than thinking about OTHER potential markets.)

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  7. haelyeah
    October 8, 2009 at 10:53 am

    I have disturbing visions of some guy going at it with poor old teddy…..

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  8. wtf
    October 8, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Okay, hard to believe but someone already bought a Cheetah with a Vagina and got a feedback stating that it was “completely adorable”. Scary!!!

    BTW…I had a cousin who called her va-jay-jay her POO-ney when she was little so a more accurate title for this furry freak would be Winnie the Pooney! LOL!

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  9. chickenfoot
    October 8, 2009 at 11:50 am

    this is just wrong
    i agree, i think this is just porn for plushofiles

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  10. suckittrebek
    October 8, 2009 at 11:52 am

    “okay, suzie, show me, on this doll, where he touched you…”

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  11. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 8, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    That’s where I keep mine. Right below the belly button so you can’t miss it.

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  12. Pollypanda
    October 8, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    For crying out loud, if you’re going to put a vagina on something at least put it in the right spot. Don’t confuse the kiddies!

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  13. Jillian
    October 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    I think I need therapy now.

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  14. wtf
    October 8, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    I guess this is made for all the freaks that are into yiffing! =(

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  15. brute
    October 8, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    If this is supposed to be a joke, I give up. I don’t get it.

    If it’s for Plushies, (since her username says “fur” in the title)… WTF?? That’s what fleshlights are for:
    http://mymalesexuality.com/communication/products/images/FleshlightSR.jpg

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  16. mommaroach
    October 8, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    If you’re using it for self gratification, how are you cleaning it after? Washing machine? Dry cleaning? Shower?

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  17. fidgetrainbowtree
    October 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    nononononononononononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo again I say – just because you can – doesnt’ mean you should

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  18. mustachio
    October 8, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Ok, BlabLover, hilarious.

    But beyond the hilarity of all of your comments, this is nasty. With a capital T.

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  19. sar-sar
    October 9, 2009 at 6:07 am

    Oh vagina.

    this
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16939911
    cracks me up. Not because it has a vagina, but because when I was a child I had a similar lamp which consisted of a stuffed teddy bear impaled by a lamp. Mine was pastel pink… although mine had no vagina.

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  20. CharlesDexterWard
    October 9, 2009 at 6:56 am

    There’s a pig like this at the Smithsonian Museum of American Art. It’s in the “Folk” section.

    Voila: http://americanart.si.edu/collections/search/artwork/?id=36138

    Only from the back, you can see the luscious folds of its…well, same as the bear. Unfortunately, there were no pics from that angle that I could find using Google. It was quite a surprise since I just thought “ordinary pig” and then walked around behind it….

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  21. smazzle
    October 9, 2009 at 7:33 am

    You don’t need a waterproof bear-vag. Don’t you know you should ALWAYS have protected sex? That means a condom, every time. No mess, no fuss.

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  22. bonspiel
    October 9, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Play safe, kids, use a condom.
    “All my lamps have vaginas. DO YOURS??!?!”
    Um, let me check….no.

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  23. jamie
    October 9, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  24. kourtney lurve
    October 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I feel like this is the only place I can say this — unfettered access to the Internet has turned Generation Y into a bunch of weirdo perverts.

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  25. jodyreale
    October 10, 2009 at 9:51 am

    At last! A teddy bear with a place for me to stash my keys and loose change.

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  26. Emme
    October 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    My god. Did they make this in an “Abuse-a-Bear Workshop” or what?!

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  27. JudiPaintedit
    October 12, 2009 at 10:19 am

    I love the pic of all of them lined up on the couch!!! Now that is funny!

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  28. C MAMMA
    October 12, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Well Nicole It just so happens I DID sew a vagina in a vagina just yesterday!
    http://twitpic.com/laq5v

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    • Helen Killer
      October 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm

      YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE VAGINAS

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  29. Deezer
    October 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Well gosh, they should at least make a matching penis bear to go with it.

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  30. hoborg
    October 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Forget fleshlights, this is a masturbation tool for REAL MEN. Instead of those sissy women you can fantasize about screwing a WILD BEAR. Plus, there’s the Texans logo always in vision to remind you of how much football RULES.

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  32. beqi
    November 7, 2009 at 7:50 am

    Wow. That bear’s vag starts at her belly-button. I’m pretty sure that’s not 100% anatomically correct.

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  33. itlives
    November 11, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Now I know what to get that lesbian couple for Christmas.

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  34. migra
    December 11, 2009 at 5:40 am

    Yes Vagina, there IS a Santa Claus…

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  35. migra
    December 11, 2009 at 7:10 am

    Damn. I just saw this used in another post.

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  36. hamoza
    March 25, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    I still have trouble digesting vagina & handcrafted in the same sentance.

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  37. SusieQ000
    June 10, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    Do animals even HAVE human like vaginas like those?!

    snorts*

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  39. princessLB
    December 30, 2010 at 11:36 am

    I’m even more disturbed by this one that makes a “child laugh/cry” sound:
    http://www.etsy.com/transaction/11720882

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  40. Michiel-VK
    November 7, 2011 at 12:00 am

    This Texas bear plush stuffed animal with oversized handcrafted graphic vagina could be a shock for some folks. This mature themed stuff toy could surprise some adults. Besides some parents may have concerns over their children seeing such stuffed toys. They could be embarrassed or feel shy to explain to their young children about the vagina in the teddy bear.

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  41. Frank Booth
    February 23, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Ssssooo, THAT”S what Gary Burghoff was *really* trying to hide, eh?

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