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NSFW – Winnie the Poonani

Posted by Helen Killer

38 comments

- Submitted by Nicole

Oh come on! Do we have to put a vagina on everything? Is there not one thing exempt from being vaginified? Hey you know what would be great? A vagina on a vagina. Let’s do that. The more vaginas the better, I always say. And there should also be a detachable vagina on the outer vagina, and you can keep your fucking tampon in it. God, I hate people.

Filed in Toys, Vaginas 38 comments

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Oct 8, 2009
9:12 am

#1 aishatonu :

What I want to know is, why is the vagina coming out of her stomach?

Rate this comment: +16

Oct 8, 2009
9:23 am

#2 KingTaco :

I’d like to imagine this was some kind of artistic statement that seemed like a good idea at the time but really I have to assume this is made for plushophiles.

Rate this comment: +20

Oct 8, 2009
9:52 am

#3 RobynR :

OMG! These same people put a vagina on another bear and then impaled it with a lamp!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16939911

Is the bridal dress making some sort of a statement?

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Oct 8, 2009
9:56 am

#4 cdunbar :

I wonder if the Houston Texans know about this. I mean, this could be their next great marketing campaign here.

Rate this comment: +6

Oct 8, 2009
10:25 am

#5 blablover5 :

I’m picturing a vagina matryoshka doll now. Inside of each vagina is an even smaller vagina.

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Oct 8, 2009
10:48 am

#6 Elizabeth :

I have to say, my first thought was that this would be a great toy for my one-year-old. My husband and I are big advocates of “your vulva is just another body part”, and have been teaching it along with arms, legs, nose, etc. But try and find girl-bits on toys or in books marketed for kids… noooooo… even Once Upon a Potty is pretty vague in that department.

Anyway, I’m sure that’s not the intended market, but it’s a potential one anyway! (And makes me happier than thinking about OTHER potential markets.)

Rate this comment: +11

Oct 8, 2009
10:53 am

#7 haelyeah :

I have disturbing visions of some guy going at it with poor old teddy…..

Rate this comment: +14

Oct 8, 2009
11:40 am

#8 wtf :

Okay, hard to believe but someone already bought a Cheetah with a Vagina and got a feedback stating that it was “completely adorable”. Scary!!!

BTW…I had a cousin who called her va-jay-jay her POO-ney when she was little so a more accurate title for this furry freak would be Winnie the Pooney! LOL!

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Oct 8, 2009
11:50 am

#9 chickenfoot :

this is just wrong
i agree, i think this is just porn for plushofiles

Rate this comment: +10

Oct 8, 2009
11:52 am

#10 suckittrebek :

“okay, suzie, show me, on this doll, where he touched you…”

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Oct 8, 2009
1:22 pm

#11 The Mayor of Bethville :

That’s where I keep mine. Right below the belly button so you can’t miss it.

Rate this comment: +16

Oct 8, 2009
2:45 pm

#12 Pollypanda :

For crying out loud, if you’re going to put a vagina on something at least put it in the right spot. Don’t confuse the kiddies!

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Oct 8, 2009
3:05 pm

#13 Jillian :

I think I need therapy now.

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Oct 8, 2009
3:18 pm

#14 wtf :

I guess this is made for all the freaks that are into yiffing! =(

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Oct 8, 2009
3:24 pm

#15 brute :

If this is supposed to be a joke, I give up. I don’t get it.

If it’s for Plushies, (since her username says “fur” in the title)… WTF?? That’s what fleshlights are for:
http://mymalesexuality.com/communication/products/images/FleshlightSR.jpg

Rate this comment: +6

Oct 8, 2009
5:15 pm

#16 mommaroach :

If you’re using it for self gratification, how are you cleaning it after? Washing machine? Dry cleaning? Shower?

Rate this comment: +3

Oct 8, 2009
6:18 pm

#17 fidgetrainbowtree :

nononononononononononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo again I say – just because you can – doesnt’ mean you should

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Oct 8, 2009
8:07 pm

#18 mustachio :

Ok, BlabLover, hilarious.

But beyond the hilarity of all of your comments, this is nasty. With a capital T.

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Oct 9, 2009
6:07 am

#19 sar-sar :

Oh vagina.

this
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16939911
cracks me up. Not because it has a vagina, but because when I was a child I had a similar lamp which consisted of a stuffed teddy bear impaled by a lamp. Mine was pastel pink… although mine had no vagina.

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Oct 9, 2009
6:56 am

#20 CharlesDexterWard :

There’s a pig like this at the Smithsonian Museum of American Art. It’s in the “Folk” section.

Voila: http://americanart.si.edu/collections/search/artwork/?id=36138

Only from the back, you can see the luscious folds of its…well, same as the bear. Unfortunately, there were no pics from that angle that I could find using Google. It was quite a surprise since I just thought “ordinary pig” and then walked around behind it….

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Oct 9, 2009
7:33 am

#21 smazzle :

You don’t need a waterproof bear-vag. Don’t you know you should ALWAYS have protected sex? That means a condom, every time. No mess, no fuss.

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Oct 9, 2009
8:51 am

#22 bonspiel :

Play safe, kids, use a condom.
“All my lamps have vaginas. DO YOURS??!?!”
Um, let me check….no.

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Oct 9, 2009
12:47 pm

#23 jamie :

this is a plushie. furries have sex with them. furries are people who like to dress up as animals and have sex, or like to have sex with stuffed animals. somewhat lucrative business to get into i hear..lol.

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Oct 9, 2009
1:47 pm

#24 kourtney lurve :

I feel like this is the only place I can say this — unfettered access to the Internet has turned Generation Y into a bunch of weirdo perverts.

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Oct 10, 2009
9:51 am

#25 jodyreale :

At last! A teddy bear with a place for me to stash my keys and loose change.

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Oct 10, 2009
4:50 pm

#26 Emme :

My god. Did they make this in an “Abuse-a-Bear Workshop” or what?!

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Oct 12, 2009
10:19 am

#27 JudiPaintedit :

I love the pic of all of them lined up on the couch!!! Now that is funny!

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Oct 12, 2009
2:49 pm

#28 C MAMMA :

Well Nicole It just so happens I DID sew a vagina in a vagina just yesterday!
http://twitpic.com/laq5v

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Oct 12, 2009
3:55 pm

#29 Helen Killer :

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE VAGINAS

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Oct 14, 2009
1:21 pm

#30 Deezer :

Well gosh, they should at least make a matching penis bear to go with it.

Rate this comment: +9

Oct 20, 2009
12:09 pm

#31 hoborg :

Forget fleshlights, this is a masturbation tool for REAL MEN. Instead of those sissy women you can fantasize about screwing a WILD BEAR. Plus, there’s the Texans logo always in vision to remind you of how much football RULES.

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