So Many Questions
-Submitted by the BLS Crew
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I asked myself how much crueler bullbaiting would have been with minotaurs. Seriously, that’s the kind of shit that keeps me up at night. I also wonder how much better bacon would taste if it came from the Calydonian Boar, and if the Hydra got discounts on hats.
October 9, 2009 at 1:44 am
Does this person even KNOW what a minotaur looks like ?? Urgh… back to the books of mythology.
October 9, 2009 at 2:27 am
This sculpture is just asking to be made out of chocolate with strawberry syrup for the bloody wounds inflicted by the pack of white chocolate pit-bulls.
October 9, 2009 at 2:56 am
That’s not even a minotaur, not that this seller’s main concern is being faithful to Greek mythology, but a minotaur is half bull half man, and that’s just a bull with weird feet and a big diaper.
October 9, 2009 at 3:29 am
You know, this is how we do our boar hunting. We don’t bother with new fangled things like guns, we send out our minotaurs, and say, “go get em, boys!”
October 9, 2009 at 3:33 am
OK, Wikipedia and I are under the impression that a Minotaur is half man half bull. This looks all bull to me.
October 9, 2009 at 5:06 am
Yeah, that’s not a minotaur, that’s a bull with ninja-turtle hands.
October 9, 2009 at 5:39 am
That’s all bull—
Too bad for $150.00 + $8.00 shipping that someone could not disclose the size of the “sculpture”. Is it like 5 inches high?
October 9, 2009 at 7:20 am
Medusa fighting poodles next, seller! Do it!
(And as everyone else so far has said, NOT a minotaur. Good lord.)
October 9, 2009 at 11:33 am
Bullbaiting probably would have been more humane with minotaurs. They’d probably make short work of the dogs so they wouldn’t feel pain as long.
October 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Medusa fighting poodles sounds awesome – as long they know what Medusa is supposed to look like, of course.
October 9, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Medusa would probably be a snake with false eyelashes…or considering the current trends, a large and plainly obvious vagina.
October 10, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Crap. Yet again.
December 10, 2009 at 11:38 am
Medusa vs poodles would be a very short fight indeed. But it set me off on direction of what kind of pet would Medusa have that wouldn’t immediately end up a lawn ornament?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34995990
I blame Regretsy for that picture.
May 14, 2011 at 4:27 am
National Geographic, here I come! watch your back!..