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So Many Questions
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-Submitted by the BLS Crew
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I asked myself how much crueler bullbaiting would have been with minotaurs. Seriously, that’s the kind of shit that keeps me up at night. I also wonder how much better bacon would taste if it came from the Calydonian Boar, and if the Hydra got discounts on hats.
Oct 9, 20092:27 am
This sculpture is just asking to be made out of chocolate with strawberry syrup for the bloody wounds inflicted by the pack of white chocolate pit-bulls.
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Oct 9, 20092:56 am
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Oct 9, 20093:29 am
You know, this is how we do our boar hunting. We don’t bother with new fangled things like guns, we send out our minotaurs, and say, “go get em, boys!”
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Oct 9, 20093:33 am
OK, Wikipedia and I are under the impression that a Minotaur is half man half bull. This looks all bull to me.
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Oct 9, 20095:06 am
Yeah, that’s not a minotaur, that’s a bull with ninja-turtle hands.
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Oct 9, 20095:39 am
That’s all bull—
Too bad for $150.00 + $8.00 shipping that someone could not disclose the size of the “sculpture”. Is it like 5 inches high?
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Oct 9, 20097:20 am
Medusa fighting poodles next, seller! Do it!
(And as everyone else so far has said, NOT a minotaur. Good lord.)
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Oct 9, 200911:33 am
Bullbaiting probably would have been more humane with minotaurs. They’d probably make short work of the dogs so they wouldn’t feel pain as long.
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Oct 9, 20096:58 pm
Medusa fighting poodles sounds awesome – as long they know what Medusa is supposed to look like, of course.
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Oct 9, 20097:05 pm
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Oct 10, 20096:54 pm
Crap. Yet again.
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Dec 10, 200911:38 am
Medusa vs poodles would be a very short fight indeed. But it set me off on direction of what kind of pet would Medusa have that wouldn’t immediately end up a lawn ornament?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34995990
I blame Regretsy for that picture.
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1:44 am
Does this person even KNOW what a minotaur looks like ?? Urgh… back to the books of mythology.
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