- Submitted by Rachael
She got off most of the old cheese, so that’s good. It only smells a little like a bum’s nutsack. Oh sure, it’s not perfect, but you try cleaning a cheese grater with a cigarette.
It looks like she put this together in her drive way! Call me a cynical cindi but I’m willing to bet this is not from a smoke free home.
oh boy this woman will slap a clock on anything!
im thinking the extra cheesey bits she couldnt get off just add charm to the piece, no?
scary news, i clicked thru, this is a guy! thats his girlfriend!!
Are those sex bracelets? I think the different colors mean she is into Oral and Intercourse, but no kissing.
And he was the gratest surgeon who ever lived.
5:40 is a grate time for a tetanus booster!
I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. “I got most of the cheese off” hahhaha. Do they make a clock out of a cigarette packet too?
they have a clock made out of a toilet seat. What can I say?…
my eyes my eyes
why the fag in the hand?
why put a fucking clock face on a bloody grater?
honestly … WHY?
I think the landscape t-shirt is a nice background touch. The cigarette must be there to add an authentic ocean mist.
Did you see her store? she’ll turn ANYTHING into a clock. I can’t decide which to buy, the men’s room sign with clock hands? Or the Labyrinth clock so that everytime I look at it I think of David Bowie. I would actually kind of like a print of the picture of this woman holding the grater, it’s almost like a william eggleston photo……almost.
Wait… I can’t get past this…. whe has 401 sales. 401 people!! excuse me, my head just exploded.
that picture is nothing without the cigarette
I’m waiting for the first Etsy seller who puts a clock on a dead animal, preferably distinctly female. That would nicely sum up what has been featured so far.
Do you think I could commission a clock made out of a print of this picture?
Could I have a vagina made in to a clock, please?
oh goodness nicole…you just gave someone an idea…I give it a few days until we see that on etsy (if its not there already).
This pic has to be a joke…the whole listing really. I think they are trying to get featured on one of these sites. Cause none of their other pics are like this. Kitschy, yes. necessarily bad? not really.
i gotta disagree with you just a bit, moi. the barbie “stying head” with the clock hands impaled into her chest…pretty freakin’ bad.
he doesn’t describe it to be very appealing…maybe it’s a cuckoo clock and every hour moldy rusted cheese pops out?
this is wonderful, the image, the caption, everything. it makes you wonder that these aren’t all made deliberately, by people just looking for a laugh..but some of it is SO ridiculous it can’t possibly be deliberate. who thinks of this stuff?!?!?
I’m thinking this was made deliberately. Wow. I should just start making crafts out of crap I find in the dumpster.
Hahahahahhaahah!!!!!!! What would really top off the pic would be the woman missing teeth.
Well…..we can only see the top one Judi there is still hope
You people do realize that to complete her ensemble she is wearing sweatpants and flip flops….
Just perfect for the faux mantle in the double-wide
I feel so dirty just looking at this. Ick, I bet she smells.
I love that he went back and changed the description to state that his sweetie Helen Killer is the model. LMFAO!
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Regretsy is a SHAM!!! Anytime I post a comment referring to the fact that the poster, “Helen Killer” is linked or even mentioned in this add my comment is deleted. I think they want to use this to produce more traffic to their site. That is her posing in the picture! This really is about a bunch of shameless people trying to sell their crap.
aquarianchica, look at the comment above yours. The one where someone points out that the seller went back and changed his description to say that I am the model. That comment has been up there for hours. There is no conspiracy to delete anything.
I am not the woman in the picture. The seller has a sense of humor. We made a joke about him, he’s making one about us. I think it’s great.
I love the description of his artistic process, I almost feel as if I’m in the artisan’s studio, watching in awe as he transforms a discarded treasure into a quality time piece.
Also, the model looks like the waitress in the bubble boy episode of Seinfeld.
Why isn’t this filed in ‘things that only smell a little like a bum’s nutsack’? As opposed to clocks and watches I mean. Tears in my eyes this is so fricken funny! Thank you Madame Killer!
As a smoker, even I find that smouldering half butt in the model’s hand kinda’ repulsive… At least she’s not smoking in the house, so mabe it was made in a smoke free environment… just not photographed in one!
Mmmmmm…. rusty cheese and cigarette ash. This clock is like its own potpourri!
Aquarianchica, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you missed the boat a bit on this one. Shockingly, not everything is a conspiracy and somehow going to all the trouble to create a site hilariously annihilating ridiculous art work seems like a terrible way to generate traffic and buyers for said products. That was a little thing called sarcasm when the commenter said the model was Ms. Killer. Calm down, before you need to utilize your smelling salts.
Oh yes, and Aquarianchica, you sound really pretentious and uneducated at the same time. Congratulations… that isn’t very easy to do.
This piece of shit in particular really grates on me.
Late to this party and late to buy this heirloom.
This scummola is reserved for a customer, fucking A,
I am totally speechless, 28 bucks pathetICK.
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Okay ya’ll… Business was booming so hard and so fast, she didn’t have TIME to put down the cigarette. He was throwing ugly clocks at her left and right. It was all she could do to keep up.
On the subject of cheese remnants: http://www.etsy.com/listing/60364031/hour-daily-bread
She scraped of “most” of the kiddy goo?? What the heck is kiddy goo anyway???
The clock hands look like they are made from a pair of tongs.
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Interesting that she would turn an old grater into a clock, she does have some great imagination. Why are we all so surprised? People have created some really strange and weird stuff over the time. I’m glad that she managed to get most of the cheese off. Hopefully the “clock” won’t smell too much.
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