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NSFW – Crewel to be Kind

This is how the Amish do porn.

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28 comments on NSFW – Crewel to be Kind

  1. sd5353
    October 8, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Multi-purpose cum rag?

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  2. KymPossible
    October 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    why why why WHY WHY?!?!?

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  3. Helen Killer
    October 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    And someone has already bought it.

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  4. radicalxstitch
    October 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Not one but two appearances! I am indeed honoured :)

    This piece was a demo from an embroidery porn workshop we did in Melbourne Australia. Not everyone wants to embroidery bunnies and pretty flowers. I mean jeez, have you actually looked at some of the stuff in the Needlework category on etsy? wow..

    More here http://radicalcrossstitch.com/2009/05/05/embroidery-porn/

    Thanks again for the feature and the subsequent sale :)

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  5. fidgetrainbowtree
    October 8, 2009 at 6:15 pm

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  6. Crossed Promise
    October 8, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    At least it was inexpensive. It looks like the guy on the bottom has three legs…and I don’t mean his penis.

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  7. Mackerel
    October 8, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    The perspective/anatomy of the dude on the bottom is all wrong. :O

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  8. casey
    October 9, 2009 at 12:35 am

    I’m truly delighted to see that the craft puritans who have commented here have such an intimate knowledge of the male anatomy when in a state of sexual excitement, viewed from below.

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  9. sar-sar
    October 9, 2009 at 5:51 am

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  10. moi
    October 9, 2009 at 6:15 am

    At least the seller had the appropriate ‘mature warning pic’ up as the first pic. I can’t dog them when they followed the Etsy rules for their mature listing. :) I’m tired of the people who think they are clever by ignoring the mature listing rule. It took me a minute to work out the anatomy…the guy on top is covering part of the guy on bottom, so it only looks askew.

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  11. The Mayor of Bethville
    October 9, 2009 at 7:25 am

    That’s not cross stitch.

    Also, AAAAAAAA!

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  12. Mackerel
    October 9, 2009 at 11:30 am

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  13. heidi
    October 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    i like the classic mushroom cut on the guy–very accurate portrayal…wait a minute, what is he DOING?!?!?

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  14. Crossed Promise
    October 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Casey, did you stop to think that we could all be a bunch of crazed fetishists with a penchant for awkward angles while viewing crafty gay erotica? Hence, the knowledge?
    The guy on top looks like an anorexic Nick Carter.
    Just saying.

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  15. mwittier
    October 10, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    #13 Heidi:
    I had the same thought process. You know you’re jaded when your first thought is, “Wow, I really, really hate his hair cut.”

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  16. redhead
    October 11, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    I didn’t realize this seller was the same one selling the Plug Rugs!

    Not fair! Regretsy is picking sellers like Etsy Admin. picks the same sellers for the front page! (just kiddin’)

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  17. JudiPaintedit
    October 12, 2009 at 10:11 am

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  18. HomeAlone
    October 17, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Sold??!! Dang! I wanted that for my downstairs powder room. Right above the toilet, to delight and amuse all our guests. Especially the homophobic but curious but conflicted ones.

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  19. Tdogdd
    October 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm

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  20. i am bean
    November 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm

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  21. itlives
    November 11, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Ding-dong, what a schlong. It looks like it’s longer than the other guy’s face.

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  22. BillzPiece
    November 12, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    What a delightful stocking “stuffer”

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  23. cptfknvicious
    December 16, 2009 at 1:32 am

    it sold on my birthday. wow. i’m never going to be able to forget this.

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  24. kittykat181818
    January 7, 2010 at 1:51 am

    The, erm… “giver” looks to be either concentrating intensely or in pain.

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  25. geekneck
    January 20, 2010 at 12:34 pm
  26. Noisy
    January 25, 2010 at 11:03 am
  27. lillianna_13
    October 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm

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  28. Michiel-VK
    November 3, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    This is a unique frame that has a unique design, The color,the shape and the drawing of this frame is indeed an intriguing subject that is not safe for minors to see.

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