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Posted by Helen Killer

26 comments

This is how the Amish do porn.

Filed in Needlework, Penises 26 comments

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Oct 8, 2009
4:18 pm

#1 sd5353 :

Multi-purpose cum rag?

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Oct 8, 2009
4:50 pm

#2 KymPossible :

why why why WHY WHY?!?!?

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Oct 8, 2009
4:55 pm

#3 Helen Killer :

And someone has already bought it.

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Oct 8, 2009
5:17 pm

#4 radicalxstitch :

Not one but two appearances! I am indeed honoured

This piece was a demo from an embroidery porn workshop we did in Melbourne Australia. Not everyone wants to embroidery bunnies and pretty flowers. I mean jeez, have you actually looked at some of the stuff in the Needlework category on etsy? wow..

More here http://radicalcrossstitch.com/2009/05/05/embroidery-porn/

Thanks again for the feature and the subsequent sale

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Oct 8, 2009
6:15 pm

#5 fidgetrainbowtree :

oh god … things like this hurt my brain

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Oct 8, 2009
6:20 pm

#6 Crossed Promise :

At least it was inexpensive. It looks like the guy on the bottom has three legs…and I don’t mean his penis.

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Oct 8, 2009
10:43 pm

#7 Mackerel :

The perspective/anatomy of the dude on the bottom is all wrong. :O

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Oct 9, 2009
12:35 am

#8 casey :

I’m truly delighted to see that the craft puritans who have commented here have such an intimate knowledge of the male anatomy when in a state of sexual excitement, viewed from below.

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Oct 9, 2009
5:51 am

#9 sar-sar :

I wonder if the person who bought it can tell what it is?

$14.00 for that really is highway robbery… maybe they were buying the frame?

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Oct 9, 2009
6:15 am

#10 moi :

At least the seller had the appropriate ‘mature warning pic’ up as the first pic. I can’t dog them when they followed the Etsy rules for their mature listing. I’m tired of the people who think they are clever by ignoring the mature listing rule. It took me a minute to work out the anatomy…the guy on top is covering part of the guy on bottom, so it only looks askew.

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Oct 9, 2009
7:25 am

#11 The Mayor of Bethville :

That’s not cross stitch.

Also, AAAAAAAA!

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Oct 9, 2009
11:30 am

#12 Mackerel :

“I’m truly delighted to see that the craft puritans who have commented here have such an intimate knowledge of the male anatomy when in a state of sexual excitement, viewed from below.”

Ridiculous. You don’t have to look at a guy sucking another guy off to know that the anatomy in this piece is poor. Only a very basic understanding of human anatomy, clothed or not, is needed.

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Oct 9, 2009
12:49 pm

#13 heidi :

i like the classic mushroom cut on the guy–very accurate portrayal…wait a minute, what is he DOING?!?!?

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Oct 9, 2009
7:14 pm

#14 Crossed Promise :

Casey, did you stop to think that we could all be a bunch of crazed fetishists with a penchant for awkward angles while viewing crafty gay erotica? Hence, the knowledge?
The guy on top looks like an anorexic Nick Carter.
Just saying.

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Oct 10, 2009
7:48 pm

#15 mwittier :

#13 Heidi:
I had the same thought process. You know you’re jaded when your first thought is, “Wow, I really, really hate his hair cut.”

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Oct 11, 2009
6:34 pm

#16 redhead :

I didn’t realize this seller was the same one selling the Plug Rugs!

Not fair! Regretsy is picking sellers like Etsy Admin. picks the same sellers for the front page! (just kiddin’)

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Oct 12, 2009
10:11 am

#17 JudiPaintedit :

????

Speechless!!!

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Oct 17, 2009
1:38 pm

#18 HomeAlone :

Sold??!! Dang! I wanted that for my downstairs powder room. Right above the toilet, to delight and amuse all our guests. Especially the homophobic but curious but conflicted ones.

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