Birds do it
Here are my boundaries; no paintings of bird girls getting cornholed by human headed pigeon guys in the basket of a hot air balloon. Other than that, I’m pretty open.
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October 8, 2009 at 10:08 pm
This is stranger than the time I wore a Ronald Reagan mask and my husband wore a Sara Palin mask while having sex.
October 8, 2009 at 11:09 pm
You know…if I could get this for free, I’d love to hang it up over the fireplace just when company’s coming over and have a hidden camera set up to record their reactions. Only if I could get it for free though.
October 8, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Have you all noticed that his feet are missing? Must be stolen by the pigeonfeetsellingperson.
October 9, 2009 at 2:25 am
Are they in a hot air balloon or getting lowered into a well? Either way, hot.
October 9, 2009 at 3:17 am
Isn’t there a law against this kind of thing? If it was a dead bird it woyld be necro-fowl-lia!
October 9, 2009 at 5:48 am
Maybe if it had some esoteric title like “circumscription” or “demarcation”, then I could see spending $95.00 on a painting…
My god those bricks are huge compared to the guy & bird’s head!
October 9, 2009 at 6:44 am
appropriate boundaries? um…you stepped over those a long time ago, dear artist.
October 9, 2009 at 7:22 am
When a bird with a man head and a man with a bird head love each other very, very much, they fly far, far away in a hot air balloon to a place where people are more accepting of love between birds with man heads and men with bird heads.
October 9, 2009 at 7:27 am
somehow this isn’t what I needed to see first thing in the morning, or ever for that matter
October 9, 2009 at 10:15 am
maybe it’s an original interpretation of hot air balloon furries? or? um. Yeah unless it’s made out of cow dung or something… $95 seems kinda steep for something made out of cardboad and tempra paint.
October 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm
is there an RSS feed for this blog? I don’t want to follow on Twitter and I’d like to be able to get the posts automatically?
Hilarious by the way.
October 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Thank you. We’re working on it!
October 9, 2009 at 12:12 pm
It’s like a Morlock is getting it on with an archaeopteryx.
October 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Wait, why is everyone assuming the bird-headed human is a woman? I certainly don’t see any indications of secondary sexual characteristics indicating that’s the case. The first time I saw it I thought it was gay bird-people getting freaky in a hot air balloon. Possibly flying over a church/mosque/temple/school/playground.
October 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Next thing you know, they will be wanting to marry their half-bird / half-people lovers. What next? Whaaaattt neeeeeeeeexxxt?
October 10, 2009 at 5:58 am
The origins of Big Bird. I can only hope this is part of a series. Next up: Mr. Snuffleupagus and Oscar the Grouch.
October 10, 2009 at 10:25 pm
I’m actually really curious to hear from the seller on the inspiration for this. Probably has either a very interesting or idiotic back story.
Also curious to find out what they awkwardly screwing in.
October 11, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I have heard of the North American Man/Boy Love Association, but this must be a new one, geared toward bird watchers and the like. Maybe it is the North American Man/Bird Love Association. Or maybe this artist simply got shit on his head by a bird one too many times.
PussDaddy
October 12, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Bird molestation is a crime y’know
October 18, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I could literally stare at this for hours and still come away with nothing better than it’s a dude with a bird head and a bird with a dude head fucking.
October 26, 2009 at 9:26 am
Someone BOUGHT that!?? for 95$?!!!
I need to go back to painting stick people
October 29, 2009 at 8:04 pm
SO this is who else was in the baloon oin the wizard of OZ
November 11, 2009 at 1:55 am
Maybe if instead of making useful, affordably priced, attractive and well made items I started huffing glue and painting crap while sitting in a dark room I could make more sales on Etsy. Ugh. It really seems that the more one utilizes the corners of despair from their nightmares and expired refrigerator ingredients as inspiration for their ‘art/craft’ the more successful they will be on Etsy. Someone give me a bird head!
April 23, 2011 at 12:43 am
Well technically the one on the bottom looks more like another man, so.. It doesn’t cross your boundaries?
May 14, 2011 at 4:25 am
This is what happen when someone it getting turned on by Pigeons. I’ve seen alot of shit here, but this one is a winner.. LOL..